I can teach anyone how to get what they want out of life.
Correspondent:: reynArd
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 15:55:42 +0800
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 09:23:26 GMT
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reynArd wrote:
> "I can teach anyone how to get what they want out of life. The problem is I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want." -- Mark Twain
It's like trying to teach a pig to sing;
it's a waste of time, and it just annoys the pig.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 01:45:15 -0800
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I want you to shut the fuck up.
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Nobody notices a chicken skulking off in the shadows, chuckling
evilly.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:31:10 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> I want you to shut the fuck up.
Now Joe, you know that trick never works unless you fire the harpoon
into them YOURSELF. Even then, they're gonna flop around and squirt
fluids for a while afterwards. Either use the phaser on a high setting
or just buy ear plugs, not the plugs will work on Usenet. For that, you
should surf wearing a sleep mask. Ahhh, that's the ticket. WAY better
than a killfile, isn't it?
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HellPope Huey
If we could just get everyone to close his eyes for an hour
and imagine world peace,
think of how serene and quiet it would be
until the looting started.
"I don't need matches to burn stuff down.
All I need is these two hands
and a lack of adult supervision."
- "That 70s Show"
Setting a good example for children
takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 09:58:44 -0800
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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:31:10 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article ,
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> I want you to shut the fuck up.
>
> Now Joe, you know that trick never works unless you fire the harpoon
>into them YOURSELF. Even then, they're gonna flop around and squirt
>fluids for a while afterwards. Either use the phaser on a high setting
>or just buy ear plugs, not the plugs will work on Usenet. For that, you
>should surf wearing a sleep mask. Ahhh, that's the ticket. WAY better
>than a killfile, isn't it?
Then they start praying to me and it wakes me up again.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Pedro's banjo stolen by elves!
Pandemonium ensues!
Film at 11