I'm gonna do it, right now
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 23:43:55 -0500
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I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here to stop me.
I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass and away from this keyboard right
now. The time has come.
I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get here fast enough to change my
mind.
Here it comes, I promise.
I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
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Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 05:45:23 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote as part of the internets:
> I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here to stop me.
>
> I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass and away from this keyboard right
> now. The time has come.
>
> I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get here fast enough to change my
> mind.
>
> Here it comes, I promise.
>
> I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
>
NOT ON *MY* WATCH YOU WON'T, MISTER! Here, have some Grey Goo Poupon
instead. It'll taste better. And so will you.
Yer welcome,
Corry
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 07:45:29 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here
> to stop me.
>
> I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass
> and away from this keyboard right now. The
> time has come.
>
> I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get
> here fast enough to change my mind.
>
> Here it comes, I promise.
>
> I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH
> WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
>
Wait. Wait! Before you do that, could you please
release the hostages first?
And we have Father O'Flanagan here to talk to you.
I swear, there's some kind of screw up at the airport.
We're trying to get you your 757 as fast as possible,
but everything is snowed in...hello? Hello?
--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 26 Nov 2004 15:02:32 GMT
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>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>
>> I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here
>> to stop me.
>>
>> I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass
>> and away from this keyboard right now. The
>> time has come.
>>
>> I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get
>> here fast enough to change my mind.
>>
>> Here it comes, I promise.
>>
>> I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH
>> WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
>>
>
>Wait. Wait! Before you do that, could you please
>release the hostages first?
>
>And we have Father O'Flanagan here to talk to you.
>
>I swear, there's some kind of screw up at the airport.
>We're trying to get you your 757 as fast as possible,
>but everything is snowed in...hello? Hello?
>
>
>
Well, a local sub shop has a sanwich called "the Bobbie". It basiclt a
traditional Thanksgiving Dinner surved on a sub roll.
Turkey (real turkey meat, not that deli processed crap)
Stuffing
Cranberry Suace.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:41:03 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here to stop me.
>
> I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass and away from this keyboard right
> now. The time has come.
>
> I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get here fast enough to change my
> mind.
>
> Here it comes, I promise.
>
> I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
Listen, iD, uh, is that your name?, we have you wife here, and uh, what?
us, your ex wife and she, uh, and there are lots of people who love you,
who care about you. We can end this thing without anybody getting hurt
if you just put down the knife and step away from the turkey. iD? iD? (I
think he's cut the phone line. Are the sharpshooters ready?) iD? It
doesn't have to...Jesus! JESUS CHRIST! Aw, fuck, GO GO GO GO!! GO!! GO!!!!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:25:19 -0800
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 23:43:55 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here to stop me.
>
>I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass and away from this keyboard right
>now. The time has come.
>
>I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get here fast enough to change my
>mind.
>
>Here it comes, I promise.
>
>I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
>
Yeah. And you THINK you got away with it. But tonight you will have
hours-long dreams where nenslo leans into your face and explains to
you in loud and convincing terms just why that turkey you ate and the
mayonnaise you spread on it is FILTHY AND DISGUSTING AND UNCLEAN.
No turkey sandwich goes unpunished in Subgeniusland.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Ronald McDonald is the evil demon inside Pippi Longstocking
- Subgenius Spice
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:22:00 -0800
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In article <1fqdnVTY88cRKTvcRVn-hA@giganews.com>, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
> I'm gonna do it, and there is nobody here to stop me.
>
> I'm gonna do it, I'm getting up off my ass and away from this keyboard right
> now. The time has come.
>
> I'm gonna do it. No one could possibly get here fast enough to change my
> mind.
>
> Here it comes, I promise.
>
> I'm going to have a COLD TURKEY SANDWICH WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!!
>
Salmonella!
Salmonella!
Salmonella, Salmonella,
Salmone-e-e-eeeeella!
Salmonella!
Salmonella!
Salmonella, Salmonella,
Salmone-e-e-eeeeella!
pb
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:45:41 -0500
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Yeah, I did it Thursday and then I did it Friday.
Now, I am filled with self loathing. I think I'll go stand in the shower
for a couple of hours.
Then go out and order a pizza.
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