I Did It
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:20 -0500
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Now I feel dirty.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:00:51 -0600
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On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Now I feel dirty.
You only have to do it once every 4 years.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 02:30:53 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >Now I feel dirty.
>
> You only have to do it once every 4 years.
Just like Nenslo and his wife. She wears gloves during it, too.
--
HellPope Huey
Pull my lever, you lush hottie
Doesn't matter who you vote for,
the Goverment gets elected.
- Mr. M. J. Lush
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
- Homer Simpson
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 11:42:05 -0800
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On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:20 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Now I feel dirty.
I've felt dirty since the first time I looked at a playboy and the
centerfold was younger than me.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Eaten if not simply this Amburgo one, hell of mangigli!"
-- Alliekatt,
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:38:55 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
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> Now I feel dirty.
>
You must atone.
--
"I wish to thank those who have been
admirably relentless in reminding us
when the line between doing a good
thing and thinking a bad thing has
been crossed."
-- Frank DiGiovanni
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 02 Nov 2004 23:58:42 GMT
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>Now I feel dirty.
>
>--
>The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
>(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
>Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
>P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
>Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
I stood in a line for an hour to do it. It's like happy hour at a brothel.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 03 Nov 2004 00:36:47 GMT
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>Now I feel dirty.
>>
>I stood in a line for an hour to do it. It's like happy hour at a brothel.
An hour and forty-five minutes here. I watched people come in, faces drop and
then leave (supposedly to come back later).
--
Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 01:04:06 GMT
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KD et al wrote:
> >Now I feel dirty.
> >>
>
> >I stood in a line for an hour to do it. It's like happy hour at a brothel.
>
> An hour and forty-five minutes here. I watched people come in, faces drop and
> then leave (supposedly to come back later).
> --
> Oh yeah? Well FUCK YOU.
Ya know, in Britain you can vote by phone; what could be easier--
for Bush, press 1; for Kerry, press 2. No voting machines,
no standing in long lines.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:09:04 -0500
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> Ya know, in Britain you can vote by phone; what could be easier--
>for Bush, press 1; for Kerry, press 2. No voting machines,
>no standing in long lines.
Yeah, but no matter what, you're still a subject of the same QUEEN, until
she snuffs it, and then you get the next descendant.
Unlike the US system where the leader's power does not pass to the
descendants. Well, not necessarily. Well, not directly.
Umm, err...
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 01:14:19 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> > Ya know, in Britain you can vote by phone; what could be easier--
> >for Bush, press 1; for Kerry, press 2. No voting machines,
> >no standing in long lines.
>
> Yeah, but no matter what, you're still a subject of the same QUEEN, until
> she snuffs it, and then you get the next descendant.
>
> Unlike the US system where the leader's power does not pass to the
> descendants. Well, not necessarily. Well, not directly.
>
> Umm, err...
>
> [*]
> -----
Hey! Are calling Dubya a queen? or what?
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:17:46 -0500
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KP:
>>Hey! Are calling Dubya a queen? or what?
No but, it's like, he popped out of Barbara's Bush after his dad popped in,
and he's now president too. I think that makes HER queen.
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 01:23:31 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> KP:
> >>Hey! Are calling Dubya a queen? or what?
>
> No but, it's like, he popped out of Barbara's Bush after his dad popped in,
> and he's now president too. I think that makes HER queen.
>
> [*]
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Hmmm...yuh. There was some mention of Jeb Bush being pres for two terms,
also, and that's getting pretty close to nepotism which I don't know if there's
a
law against, but it seems sort of unethical.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 04 Nov 2004 00:01:42 GMT
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> Hmmm...yuh. There was some mention of Jeb Bush being pres for two terms,
>also, and that's getting pretty close to nepotism which I don't know if
>there's
>a
>law against, but it seems sort of unethical.
>
>
Won't have too. By that thime they will have rigged everything to keep
themselves in power.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 19:31:22 -0600
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KD et al did pass the time by typing:
>> Now I feel dirty.
>>>
>
>> I stood in a line for an hour to do it. It's like happy hour at a brothel.
>
> An hour and forty-five minutes here. I watched people come in, faces drop and
> then leave (supposedly to come back later).
I cut work and took an extra hour on my lunch to vote. The feeling of getting
paid to slack off and stand in line while digesting a super grease loaded
double lard burger with cheese was mind expanding. Of course the folks behind
me might have reason to disagree.
--
rbg
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 02:21:24 -0500
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On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 13:41:20 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Now I feel dirty.
Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Thus the need for voter registration reform.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 3 Nov 2004 13:32:05 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:021120041341203859%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
> Now I feel dirty.
>
NO amount of Clorox will ever clean up THIS mess.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands." --
Cardinal Vertigo
"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 08:32:22 -0600
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On 3 Nov 2004 13:32:05 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
>news:021120041341203859%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
>
>> Now I feel dirty.
>>
>
>NO amount of Clorox will ever clean up THIS mess.
Hmm. let's saturate the stains and freshen the air with some
Springtime Fresh brand aerosol kerosene and then give it all a good
scrubbing with the flame thrower. 100% guaranteed antibacterial,
antibiotic, antiviral, and antiseptic squeaky clean.
It Springtime Freshens while it cleans.