Holiday Bug Pron !!
Correspondent:: "Mireca Eliade"
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 10:49:26 -0500
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Label notice on the back of a package of
Imported Greek Figs that I just bought....
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"Natural dried figs, with high content of honey, may occasionally
contain insects (E.U. allowance No 1573/99)"
SELL BY 04/01/05
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Slack!
Dammit "Bob"!
Yum Yum!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 16:44:02 GMT
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In article ,
"Mireca Eliade" wrote:
> Label notice on the back of a package of
> Imported Greek Figs that I just bought....
> > ---------------
> > "Natural dried figs, with high content of honey, may occasionally
> contain insects (E.U. allowance No 1573/99)"
No big deal, as long as they are not 8"-long praying mantises. Besides,
half the people on this GROUP contain insects. A few are colonies of
stinging wasps and some just have a serious earwig problem, as you can
tell from the nature of their writing. So a couple of torn-off legs on a
fig is a walk in the park for a crowd that always has its mandibles out
anyway.
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is directly and inversely proportional
to the grinding horror of the ungh urgh argh.
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there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong
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Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 02:54:29 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> "Mireca Eliade" wrote:
>
>
>>Label notice on the back of a package of
>>Imported Greek Figs that I just bought....
>>
>>>---------------
>>>"Natural dried figs, with high content of honey, may occasionally
>>
>>contain insects (E.U. allowance No 1573/99)"
>
>
> No big deal, as long as they are not 8"-long praying mantises. Besides,
> half the people on this GROUP contain insects. A few are colonies of
> stinging wasps and some
Oh, man, I just *love* watching you flirt with the Punchline...
BTW -- Who's bright idea was it to build the hive right under a bug
zapper, anyway?
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June 23, 2004