He Grew Bogus -"VS"- Horny Jerk

Correspondent:: aleuphoric@canada.com (Linus Minimax)
Date: 2 Nov 2004 18:03:01 -0800

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"WHO WILL BE YOUR NEXT TOWN CRIER????"

ah, the withdrawal method.........

'uhn, uhn.... we're gonna have an election.... that's right, it's in
the mail..... oh yeah.... yeah, YEAH, we're havin' it!!.... oh yeah,
we're.... we're uhn..... uhn we're havin' an election! it's
happenin'!! oh yeah, not like last time..... oh wow, uhn..... yeah,
an election, this feels so good..... here it comes..... here it
comes..........'

"WILL YOU SPLOOGE ON THE BUSH OR THE KERRIERE???"

yeah, yeah, I know you're all excited and probably semi-confident that
those votes aren't going into garbage cans, and that while Kerry may
be pure 'Picto Lite', Bush is just SO 'BOLD' that it "matters"......
but you remember the meat-tricks......

"do not try to jizz in the poon, that's impossible. Only try to
realize the truth."
"what truth?"
"THERE IS NO POON"


Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 20:20:55 -0600

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On 2 Nov 2004 18:03:01 -0800, aleuphoric@canada.com (Linus Minimax)
wrote:

>"WHO WILL BE YOUR NEXT TOWN CRIER????"
>
>ah, the withdrawal method.........
>
>'uhn, uhn.... we're gonna have an election.... that's right, it's in
>the mail..... oh yeah.... yeah, YEAH, we're havin' it!!.... oh yeah,
>we're.... we're uhn..... uhn we're havin' an election! it's
>happenin'!! oh yeah, not like last time..... oh wow, uhn..... yeah,
>an election, this feels so good..... here it comes..... here it
>comes..........'
>
>"WILL YOU SPLOOGE ON THE BUSH OR THE KERRIERE???"
>
>yeah, yeah, I know you're all excited and probably semi-confident that
>those votes aren't going into garbage cans, and that while Kerry may
>be pure 'Picto Lite', Bush is just SO 'BOLD' that it "matters"......
>but you remember the meat-tricks......
>
>"do not try to jizz in the poon, that's impossible. Only try to
>realize the truth."
>"what truth?"
>"THERE IS NO POON"

The only ones that have a right to withdrawal are the Canadians.



Correspondent:: aleuphoric@canada.com (Linus Minimax)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 12:56:29 -0800

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> >"do not try to jizz in the poon, that's impossible. Only try to
> >realize the truth."
> >"what truth?"
> >"THERE IS NO POON"
>
> The only ones that have a right to withdrawal are the Canadians.

Until we're "smiling friendly" at FEMA officers on the streets of our
major cities, which I wouldn't be surprised to see within four years.