Good suggestions.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:09:10 -0800
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"MikeTillieSmith@EV1.Net" wrote:
>
> >> Good suggestions.
> >>
An upturned pail makes a handy garden seat! Just place the wide, or
open end upon the ground and sit on the narrow , or closed end!
To remove a hot light bulb from the socket, wrap the bulb in a dry
washcloth, or use an oven mitt!
When shaking out dustrags, be sure to stand so the dust blows away from you!
Coffee tastes best when made with HOT water, rather than cold!
When crapping a turd into the toilet, be sure to crap it out of your
BUTT, and not your nose or ears!
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:41:25 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> "MikeTillieSmith@EV1.Net" wrote:
>>
>> >> Good suggestions.
>> >>
>
> An upturned pail makes a handy garden seat! Just place the wide, or
> open end upon the ground and sit on the narrow , or closed end!
>
> To remove a hot light bulb from the socket, wrap the bulb in a dry
> washcloth, or use an oven mitt!
>
> When shaking out dustrags, be sure to stand so the dust blows away from you!
>
> Coffee tastes best when made with HOT water, rather than cold!
>
> When crapping a turd into the toilet, be sure to crap it out of your
> BUTT, and not your nose or ears!
Is there an alt.fan.heloise?
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:49:09 -0800
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In article <41A398E4.8422E824@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "MikeTillieSmith@EV1.Net" wrote:
> >
> > >> Good suggestions.
> > >>
>
> An upturned pail makes a handy garden seat! Just place the wide, or
> open end upon the ground and sit on the narrow , or closed end!
>
> To remove a hot light bulb from the socket, wrap the bulb in a dry
> washcloth, or use an oven mitt!
>
> When shaking out dustrags, be sure to stand so the dust blows away from you!
>
> Coffee tastes best when made with HOT water, rather than cold!
>
> When crapping a turd into the toilet, be sure to crap it out of your
> BUTT, and not your nose or ears!
Here's a good one: When working under a car, be sure and block the
frame so you aren't crushed when the jack tips over.
pb