Fun McAnagrams
Correspondent:: "Arcturis Felastnes"
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:24:36 -0500
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(found in alt.mcdonalds)
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McAnagrams:
McDonalds Fast Food Corporation =
Do, DO aim not to scoff Ronald's crap!
McDonalds Restaurants =
Uncle Sam's standard rot.
A smart underclass...... don't!
A McDonald's Burger =
Real dog and crumbs!
Ronald McDonald =
Droll con-man, dad.
The McDonalds Corporation =
Poor taste and chronic mold.
Motto: Ronald's rancid epoch.
A McDonalds Quarter-Pounder with cheese, fries, and a milkshake =
For which, market puked Ronald's inadequate sales merchandise.
Kentucky Fried Chicken =
Chef dick in turkey neck!
'Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's =
Fry one, odd stomach-f**ker, Ronald!
'I'm lovin' it!' =
I, vomit nil?
"The McDonald's experience" =
Peddle excrement in chaos.
Mick.
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Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 18:15:27 -0500
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I heard that McDonald's owns the largest worm farms in the world.
I also heard that they used armed militias to execute farmers and steal
their land in South America in the 70's. All I know is that their food is
pumped full of nerve drugs. There's that unmistakable McDonald's buzz. It
really hit me how addictive it is when I was in front of a McDonalds
downtown and there was a homeless 20 something chick on the ground
salivating and repeating, "I need chicken nuggets" over and over again. And
then there were all of those times when I was driving around the city at 4am
saying "golden arches" in a demonically posessed voice. But I've been clean
now for 4 years except for the occasional nose dive.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 00:20:41 GMT
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In article ,
"Slack Master K.O.N." wrote:
> I heard that McDonald's owns the largest worm farms in the world.
Some say your head IS a worm farm, but I defend you by pointing out
that those are really earwigs.
--
HellPope Huey
I want for Donald Trump's prostate
to grow to the size of a weather balloon
"If you can't do business with the evil and the greedy,
then who CAN you do business with?"
- "Tripping the Rift"
Useful phrases for the next 4 years, part 3:
"I am a political refugee. The reason?
My former country has been overrun
with morons and rednecks."
<"Je suis un refugee politique. La raison?
Mon ancien pays a été débordé
avec des morons et des cous rouges.">
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 20:20:29 -0500
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> Some say your head IS a worm farm, but I defend you by pointing out
> that those are really earwigs.
Thanks Huey!