Forbidden Science Breakthrough

Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 12:42:53 -0500

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Scientists perfect cheese sandwich:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3171068.stm

Correspondent:: "Ouroboros Rex"
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 11:46:55 -0600

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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.11.17.17.42.53.30525@sheayright.com...
> Scientists perfect cheese sandwich:
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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3171068.stm

The 2004 winner used our scope. yay!

http://www.itg.uiuc.edu/

Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 17 Nov 2004 19:37:08 GMT

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Dr Fisher, of the University of Bristol,
revealed that to ensure an optimum
likeness of the Blessed Virgin Mary,
Cheddar should be 2.8 millimetres thick, while
Caerphilly should measure 4.5 millimetres,
and Blue Stilton three millimetres.
Sandwiches should be made with a light
spreading of butter or margarine,
which enhance the aroma of the Blessed
Virgin Mary. And other religious icons - such
as the Crucifix, the vagis pescis or star of
David - added to a cheese sandwich can have
an effect on its 'cheesiness'. Dr. Fisher said:
"The 'cheesiest' cheese - the one with most
total flavour - is Wensleydale with the face of
Jesus, but the most effective cheese for a
manifestation of the Blessed Virgin Mary is Cheddar.
Dr. Fisher, the author of 'How to Dunk the
Host of Heaven: The Science of Eating Your God',
has previously calculated the best type of
bread with which to mop up the blood of Jesus,
and the optimum staleness of a communion wafer.

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