Fallujah

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 08:55:58 -0500

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Tune to Fox to follow the fierce fighting in Fallujah! First sargeant
Phillip Fangboner, leader of the first phalanx of the fleet force, fortells
feverish furtive forces will flourish fast and fell followers of fearsome
foreign forces!

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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 10:14:46 -0500

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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 08:55:58 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:

> Tune to Fox to follow the fierce fighting in Fallujah! First sargeant
> Phillip Fangboner, leader of the first phalanx of the fleet force, fortells
> feverish furtive forces will flourish fast and fell followers of fearsome
> foreign forces!


This just in!

DATELINE FALLUJAH STOP PROUD PATRIOTS PREPARE TO PELT PESKY PORK-HATERS STOP
PERIL PRECEDES PLANNED PUSH ON PERPETRATOR'S PERIMETER STOP PREDICTIONS OF
PISS POOR PERFORMANCE BY PORK-HATERS PROMOTE PITY FROM POPULACE STOP PACE
PICKS UP AS PRIVATES PURPOSEFULLY PURSUE PUNKS WITH PRECISE PYROTECHNIC
PARAPHERNALIA STOP STOP



Correspondent:: BabaNoodleRaman@snork.cx
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:38:34 -0700

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In , Artemia Salina
wrote:

>On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 08:55:58 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>> Tune to Fox to follow the fierce fighting in Fallujah! First sargeant
>> Phillip Fangboner, leader of the first phalanx of the fleet force, fortells
>> feverish furtive forces will flourish fast and fell followers of fearsome
>> foreign forces!
>
>
>This just in!
>
>DATELINE FALLUJAH STOP PROUD PATRIOTS PREPARE TO PELT PESKY PORK-HATERS STOP
>PERIL PRECEDES PLANNED PUSH ON PERPETRATOR'S PERIMETER STOP PREDICTIONS OF
>PISS POOR PERFORMANCE BY PORK-HATERS PROMOTE PITY FROM POPULACE STOP PACE
>PICKS UP AS PRIVATES PURPOSEFULLY PURSUE PUNKS WITH PRECISE PYROTECHNIC
>PARAPHERNALIA STOP STOP

Damn, I was hoping next Friday would be "P-day".


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:44:14 GMT

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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Tune to Fox to follow the fierce fighting in Fallujah! First sargeant
> Phillip Fangboner, leader of the first phalanx of the fleet force, fortells
> feverish furtive forces will flourish fast and fell followers of fearsome
> foreign forces!

Fuck Fox.


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Nov 2004 18:45:14 GMT

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>iDRMRSR wrote:
>> Tune to Fox to follow the fierce fighting in Fallujah! First sargeant
>> Phillip Fangboner, leader of the first phalanx of the fleet force, fortells
>> feverish furtive forces will flourish fast and fell followers of fearsome
>> foreign forces!
>
>Fuck Fox.
>

Bad idea. Fox is full of mange.


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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 06:04:41 +1100

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> Fuck Fox.



would anyone notice the difference if they simply televised Halo 2
multiplayer matches?



Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:43:29 GMT

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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>> Fuck Fox.
>
> would anyone notice the difference if they simply televised Halo 2
> multiplayer matches?

Yeah, Fox would notice their ratings skyrocketing. Compared with actual
Iraq footage, Halo 2 is a lot more visually satisfying and a lot less
emotionally conflicting.


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Nov 2004 18:44:28 GMT

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>Tune to Fox to follow the fierce fighting in Fallujah! First sargeant
>Phillip Fangboner, leader of the first phalanx of the fleet force, fortells
>feverish furtive forces will flourish fast and fell followers of fearsome
>foreign forces!
>

Are they playing patriot music in the background like during the bombing of
Bagdhad?


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague