EVANGELICAL MARINES KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES IN JESUS' NAME, AIEEE!!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 21:51:54 GMT
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My pal Saint Dave sent me this:
"This is not satire, though I thought from the accompanying photo that
it might be. Agence France Presse does not do satire."
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1107-02.htm
When he asked what I thought of it, I spake thusly:
I am not surprised at this bizarre scene, although after seeing how the
election went, I am rapidly changing my focus to smaller, more important
personal things. Insane zealotry and political chicanery are not within
the realm of Things I Can Fix. For various economic and psychological
reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
for ignorance, sophistry and complacency. Since Religious
sleight-of-hand, xenophobia and the better salesmen have won out in a
decisive way, what remains to be seen is how far "we" will go when the
inevitable conscription starts to fill out our all-too-thin military
ranks and at what point the concurrent loss of life, jobs, personal &
family monies and civil rights leads to either an economic strain that
snaps key structural supports or a social upheaval that lies somewhere
between a demand for impeachment and near-civil-war protests. The recent
pepper-spraying of a Kerry-supporting crown in Oregon is proof enough of
how the sitting rulers think.
It is also easy to imagine another large act of terrorism on U.S. soil
that will crank the panic up and give the Fundies an even tighter grip,
which makes my teeth sweat. Are you ready for a variant on martial law
that limits distribution of fuel, forces restaurants and movie theatres
to close by 8 p.m. in larger cities, puts a clamp on certain
manufacturing sectors and demands implementation of a national I.D.
card? I am not waving a liberal panic-flag, as I find the general
liberal camp to be almost as revolting as the conservative one; I am
merely considering all I have read and remembering that Berlin started
out as Brownshirt-Lite before the heavy hitters came into play. In my
view, the major constraint is simply that complete martial law would be
bad for Business. Bread & circuses and all that, ahem.
Since we are obviously running short of Brave Young Men and retired or
National Guard types of 50+ are being dragged into the breach, it will
be "interesting" to see how we even maintain the dodgy Iraqi setup, much
less cope with the very real possibility of a sudden Iranian/Syrian
uprising that could overwhelm it and require the use of much larger
weapons. The apparent stubborn refusal to accept the wide range of
eternally-warring sand clans as being a very real, subcutaneous reality
only magnifies the mess. Couple that with the low-key belligerence of
the Iranians relative to their yellow-cake uranium processing of late
and we could be seeing the early stages of at least *A* "Big One," if
not The Big One. Boy, you're gonna need a mighty big Swiffer to clean up
that one.
Never mind our domestic strains and discomforts; both the U.S. and
Middle Eastern leaders are now convinced that God is behind their
respective causes. That's one fuse you just can't un-light; the
explosion has to come in one form or another. That much pressure can't
sit in a holding pattern forever.
This article just reinforces what we already recognized; the herd
mentality was simply closer to the surface than we had hoped. Therefore,
set aside any starry-eyed vision of becoming like the Jetsons, because
here come the Flintstones and they're NOT just seeking to go bowling.
Fred has an AK-47, he believes Crom has his back and he won't be
dismayed by a swat on the nose with a Sharper Image catalog. Allah may
be All-Merciful, but that part doesn't seem to be getting much of an
airing these days. Oh dear!
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: "Libs R Useless"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:14:06 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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> For various economic and psychological
> reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
> incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
> from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
> its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
> for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships or
pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
invade Serbia?
Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:29:18 -0800
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:14:06 GMT, "Libs R Useless"
wrote:
>
>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> For various economic and psychological
>> reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
>> incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
>> from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
>> its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
>> for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>
>
>Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships or
>pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
>invade Serbia?
>
>Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
>
Yeah if people reject what the administration does, it's not because
they don't approve of it, it's because they PERSECUTE AND WHIP anybody
who isn't a LIBERAL FAG.
Just like in The Passion of the Christ, huh?
Of course the Bush administration claimed high and low that they had
evidence of WMD which they still haven't produced (not the weapons
themselves, but even any substantial EVIDENCE that they MIGHT have had
them, anything to back up what they claimed at the beginning), and
there was nothing remotely similar on the other end fo the analogy
you're making. In fact it isn't even so much an "analogy" as a
"retarded spatic jerk that makes no sense at all".
But that doesn't matter, right? I'm not opposed to you because you
MAKE NO SENSE. I'm opposed to you because I'm PERSECUTING you for not
being part of the LIBERAL CONSPIRACY.
Right?
We in the liberal conspiracy are moaning and gnashing our teeth that
you bastards took the election. Our plan to introduce flouridation
into the water to sap your previous bodily fluids, and to make
homosexuality mandatory for schoolchildren, was poised and ready to
go.
AND WE'D HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU DARNED
MEDDELING KIDS!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You cannot mezmerize me!
I'm BRITISH!
- uNKNOWN
Correspondent:: "Libs R Useless"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:47:25 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:14:06 GMT, "Libs R Useless"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>>news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>>> For various economic and psychological
>>> reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
>>> incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
>>> from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
>>> its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
>>> for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>>
>>
>>Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships
>>or
>>pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
>>invade Serbia?
>>
>>Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
>>
>
> Yeah if people reject what the administration does, it's not because
> they don't approve of it, it's because they PERSECUTE AND WHIP anybody
> who isn't a LIBERAL FAG.
>
> Just like in The Passion of the Christ, huh?
>
> Of course the Bush administration claimed high and low that they had
> evidence of WMD which they still haven't produced (not the weapons
No, but both the Bush administration AND John Kerry AND Madeleine Albright
AND Bill Clinton said that THEY believed Iraq had WMDs, based on both
British and American intelligence.
Care to try again? Maybe you won't sound so strident and dumb this
time......
Correspondent:: "BEN"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 10:51:46 +1100
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"Libs R Useless" wrote in message
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>
> No, but both the Bush administration AND John Kerry AND Madeleine Albright
> AND Bill Clinton said that THEY believed Iraq had WMDs, based on both
> British and American intelligence.
>
maybe because they were being fed the same lies as every-one else?
amerika_amerika_amerika_amerika_amerika_amerika_amerika_amerika_amerika_amer
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ho chi ho chi zen thanks eris he lives in a civilised nation like
australia... hang on...
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 02:04:51 -0800
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:47:25 GMT, "Libs R Useless"
wrote:
>No, but both the Bush administration AND John Kerry AND Madeleine Albright
>AND Bill Clinton said that THEY believed Iraq had WMDs, based on both
>British and American intelligence.
>
No, Kerry didn't. I've seen that claim before; he signed a document
supporting the president with some very specific reservations.
You're lying, or far too willing to accept things "you heard
somewhere" as true without looking further.
>Care to try again? Maybe you won't sound so strident and dumb this
>time......
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
trying to outsmart nenslo is like trying to seduce a man who
had his penis burned off in a horrible accident.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:51:58 -0800
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Libs R Useless wrote:
>
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > For various economic and psychological
> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>
> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships or
> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
> invade Serbia?
>
> Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
Hey, that's funny. Because the two situations are EXACTLY THE SAME.
EXACTLY!
Well, except in every significant detail.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 02:05:37 -0800
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:51:58 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>Libs R Useless wrote:
>>
>> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> > For various economic and psychological
>> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
>> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
>> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
>> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
>> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>>
>> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships or
>> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
>> invade Serbia?
>>
>> Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
>
>Hey, that's funny. Because the two situations are EXACTLY THE SAME.
>EXACTLY!
>
>Well, except in every significant detail.
lol
As always nenslo comes up with a much more elegant way to say it than
I could.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, write a sonnet, balance
accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders,
give orders, cooperate, act alone, pitch manure, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, program a computer, cook a tasty meal,
fight efficiently, die gallantly.... specialization is for insects"
Robert Heinlein (Lazarus Long in 'Time Enough for Love')
Correspondent:: Cory Bhreckan
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 18:25:17 -0500
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Libs R Useless wrote:
>
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > For various economic and psychological
> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>
> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships or
> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
> invade Serbia?
>
> Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
News Flash! President Clinton never invaded Serbia. Film at 11:00.
Please post the number of US personel killed in Kosovo here --->
Correspondent:: "Libs R Useless"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:32:09 GMT
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"Cory Bhreckan" wrote in message
news:4192A35D.8BA3F89F@maelstrom.com...
> Libs R Useless wrote:
>>
>> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> > For various economic and psychological
>> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
>> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
>> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
>> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have
>> > spoken
>> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>>
>> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships
>> or
>> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided
>> to
>> invade Serbia?
>>
>> Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
>
> News Flash! President Clinton never invaded Serbia.
LOL! Yeah, if you call aerial bombings of Serbia by American warplanes
"Clinton never invaded".....
You sound like a librul MORON.
Correspondent:: Cory Bhreckan
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 18:44:53 -0500
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Libs R Useless wrote:
>
> "Cory Bhreckan" wrote in message
> news:4192A35D.8BA3F89F@maelstrom.com...
> > Libs R Useless wrote:
> >>
> >> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> >> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> >> > For various economic and psychological
> >> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
> >> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
> >> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
> >> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have
> >> > spoken
> >> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
> >>
> >> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships
> >> or
> >> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided
> >> to
> >> invade Serbia?
> >>
> >> Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
> >
> > News Flash! President Clinton never invaded Serbia.
>
> LOL! Yeah, if you call aerial bombings of Serbia by American warplanes
> "Clinton never invaded".....
>
> You sound like a librul MORON.
Define "invasion" retard. I guess that's a bit tough for a limbecile,
allow me
in·va·sion Audio pronunciation of "invasion" ( P ) Pronunciation Key
(n-vzhn)
n.
1. The act of invading, especially the entrance of an armed force
into a territory to conquer.
2. A large-scale onset of something injurious or harmful, such as a
disease.
3. An intrusion or encroachment.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=invasion
Here's a hint, flying over and leaving isn't an invasion.
Oh, and you neglected to post the number of US dead. How do you guys
function without brains?
Correspondent:: "Devil Worshipper Bush"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 21:27:36 -0800
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"Cory Bhreckan" wrote in message
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> Libs R Useless wrote:
> >
> > "Cory Bhreckan" wrote in message
> > news:4192A35D.8BA3F89F@maelstrom.com...
> > > Libs R Useless wrote:
> > >>
> > >> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> > >> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > >> > For various economic and psychological
> > >> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our
ships'
> > >> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull
away
> > >> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain
pulling
> > >> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have
> > >> > spoken
> > >> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
> > >>
> > >> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our
ships
> > >> or
> > >> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton
decided
> > >> to
> > >> invade Serbia?
> > >>
> > >> Also, do you happen to know if Clinton has found WMDs in Serbia yet??
> > >
> > > News Flash! President Clinton never invaded Serbia.
> >
> > LOL! Yeah, if you call aerial bombings of Serbia by American warplanes
> > "Clinton never invaded".....
> >
> > You sound like a librul MORON.
>
> Define "invasion" retard. I guess that's a bit tough for a limbecile,
> allow me
>
> in·va·sion Audio pronunciation of "invasion" ( P ) Pronunciation Key
> (n-vzhn)
> n.
>
> 1. The act of invading, especially the entrance of an armed force
> into a territory to conquer.
> 2. A large-scale onset of something injurious or harmful, such as a
> disease.
> 3. An intrusion or encroachment.
>
> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=invasion
>
> Here's a hint, flying over and leaving isn't an invasion.
>
> Oh, and you neglected to post the number of US dead. How do you guys
> function without brains?
He'll never know. If Bush drafts him he'll whine to his Mommy to get him
into the Air National Guard.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 23:34:19 GMT
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>He'll never know. If Bush drafts him he'll whine to his Mommy to get him
>into the Air National Guard.
>
No, He'll be the first one to "claim" to be gay.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 23:33:15 GMT
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>LOL! Yeah, if you call aerial bombings of Serbia by American warplanes
>"Clinton never invaded".....
>
>You sound like a librul MORON.
>
>
The Aerial Bombing Campaign was a NATO operation.
The US, France, Italy (I think) and Germany all contributed Aircraft.
It was only the US that lost aircraft in that campaign. The French Navy's Super
Entard kept its amazing record of never having suffered a combat loss in over
25 years. This include the Falkland, Persian Gulf, Gulf War I, and recently
they contributed to wiping out Ivory Coast's Air Force in one day.
Too bad none of our overpriced aircraft can make the same claim.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 23:13:46 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>LOL! Yeah, if you call aerial bombings of Serbia by American warplanes
>>"Clinton never invaded".....
>>
>>You sound like a librul MORON.
>>
>>
>
>
> The Aerial Bombing Campaign was a NATO operation.
>
> The US, France, Italy (I think) and Germany all contributed Aircraft.
>
> It was only the US that lost aircraft in that campaign. The French Navy's Super
> Entard kept its amazing record of never having suffered a combat loss in over
> 25 years. This include the Falkland, Persian Gulf, Gulf War I, and recently
> they contributed to wiping out Ivory Coast's Air Force in one day.
>
> Too bad none of our overpriced aircraft can make the same claim.
>
If they don't fly, they don't die..
Correspondent:: "Kavik Kang"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 00:23:06 GMT
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"Libs R Useless" wrote in message
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>
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > For various economic and psychological
> > reasons, the rest of the world has chosen not to blockade our ships'
> > incursions in the Gulf, the U.N. and NATO have not moved to pull away
> > from the U.S. ideologically or physically, events such as Spain pulling
> > its troops out of Iraq have had little impact and The People have spoken
> > for ignorance, sophistry and complacency.
>
>
> Did you notice that the rest of the world also didn't blockade our ships
or
> pull away from us ideologically or physically when Bill Clinton decided to
> invade Serbia?
Well, there is the small matter of the entire world's combined naval might
being incapable of taking on a single US carrier task force. That would
probably go a long way to explaining why the thought of a naval blockade
never entered anyone's minds. What, with it being completely impossible,
and all...
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 23:38:23 GMT
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>Well, there is the small matter of the entire world's combined naval might
>being incapable of taking on a single US carrier task force. That would
>probably go a long way to explaining why the thought of a naval blockade
>never entered anyone's minds. What, with it being completely impossible,
>and all...
During a combined exercise off the coast of Gilbrata, a Brazilian Navy Diesel
sub was able to inflirate the escort screen and make mock torpedo runs at an US
Carrier not once, but 3 times!
In a recent exercise with the Indian Air Force, the US Air Force was
embarrished by the Indians flying 40 year old Mirage III's.
It helps when every war Reagan. Bush the smarter and Bush the not quite as
smart has Bush I ever started have been against 3rd rate military powers with
little or no capabilities to fight back.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "cherry lollypops"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:27:29 -0500
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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This is just as good.....
http://www.islamonline.net/English/News/2004-11/10/article05.shtml
FALLUJAH, November 10 (IslamOnline.net & News Agencies) -
US troops are reportedly using chemical weapons and poisonous
gas in its large-scale offensive on the Iraqi resistance bastion of
Fallujah, a grim reminder of Saddam Hussein's alleged gassing
of the Kurds in 1988.
"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
Wednesday, November 10.
-----------------
You would think those camelfuckers at Al Jazeera would
come up with something more lame than this !!!!!!!!
Correspondent:: DrPostman
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 16:37:10 GMT
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:27:29 -0500, "cherry lollypops"
in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
>This is just as good.....
>
>http://www.islamonline.net/English/News/2004-11/10/article05.shtml
>
>FALLUJAH, November 10 (IslamOnline.net & News Agencies) -
>US troops are reportedly using chemical weapons and poisonous
>gas in its large-scale offensive on the Iraqi resistance bastion of
>Fallujah, a grim reminder of Saddam Hussein's alleged gassing
>of the Kurds in 1988.
>
>"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
>and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
>weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
>Wednesday, November 10.
>
>-----------------
>
>You would think those camelfuckers at Al Jazeera would
>come up with something more lame than this !!!!!!!!
>
They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies raw on the streets next.
--
Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULTŪ #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700
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DrPostman wrote:
>
> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
> raw on the streets next.
>
That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
get trichinosis and shit.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: DrPostman
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>DrPostman wrote:
>>
>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
>> raw on the streets next.
>>
>
>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
>
>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
>get trichinosis and shit.
Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
to Fallujah big time.
--
Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULTŪ #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
"Again, think type and _them_ make sure that your babble is understood in
the common ENGLISH language."
-ExcrementOne displays his familiarity with irony
Correspondent:: "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 19:59:46 -0900
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On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>>DrPostman wrote:
>>>
>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
>>> raw on the streets next.
>>>
>>
>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
>>
>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
>>get trichinosis and shit.
>
>
>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
>to Fallujah big time.
It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
--
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"I wanted a car I could run down pedestrians with. But one with a comfy ride, like a sofa on wheels." - Father Haskell
"No doubt about it, 9-11 was orchestrated by Lockheed." - *lexa 'connects the dots' 4/27/04 (cg5t80pl73d7r1s8113tqd19qse0ji0nrq@4ax.com)
"Nope, Lockheed provided the cover for 9-11 due to abuses of it's system. They're guilty as charged. But ultimately it was Bechtel who concocted the
9-11 events." Alexa connects some totally different dots. 8/6/04 (n3p8h0lvp0u3tj0j4vi7gjmo069gb96fhm@4ax.com)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Correspondent:: "Bookman"
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:12:19 GMT
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in message
news:9pg8p0hur33tt0h3nuutovjcee6eg0jmvb@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> <1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
>> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>
>>>DrPostman wrote:
>>>>
>>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
>>>> raw on the streets next.
>>>>
>>>
>>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
>>>
>>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
>>>get trichinosis and shit.
>>
>>
>>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
>>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
>>to Fallujah big time.
>
> It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
MORE BACON AND RIBS FOR US!!!
ESL!
--
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Correspondent:: Art Deco
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:13:32 -0700
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Bookman wrote:
> "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in message
> news:9pg8p0hur33tt0h3nuutovjcee6eg0jmvb@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> > <1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
> >
> >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> >> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >>
> >>>DrPostman wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
> >>>> raw on the streets next.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
> >>>
> >>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
> >>>get trichinosis and shit.
> >>
> >>
> >>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
> >>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
> >>to Fallujah big time.
> >
> > It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
>
> MORE BACON AND RIBS FOR US!!!
Any chance for an alien BBQ tailgate party instead?
--
Correspondent:: "Free Speech"
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:28:47 GMT
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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:13:32 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
>Bookman wrote:
>
>> "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in message
>> news:9pg8p0hur33tt0h3nuutovjcee6eg0jmvb@4ax.com...
>> > On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
>> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> > <1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
>> >
>> >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
>> >> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>> >>
>> >>>DrPostman wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
>> >>>> raw on the streets next.
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
>> >>>
>> >>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
>> >>>get trichinosis and shit.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
>> >>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
>> >>to Fallujah big time.
>> >
>> > It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
>>
>> MORE BACON AND RIBS FOR US!!!
>
>Any chance for an alien BBQ tailgate party instead?
None what so ever. Aliens were here before human kind existed on earth and
will be here after you and the last human being dies.
Correspondent:: Art Deco
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:55:30 -0700
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Free Speech wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:13:32 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
>
> >Bookman wrote:
> >
> >> "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in
> >> message
> >> news:9pg8p0hur33tt0h3nuutovjcee6eg0jmvb@4ax.com...
> >> > On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
> >> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> >> > <1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
> >> >
> >> >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> >> >> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >> >>
> >> >>>DrPostman wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
> >> >>>> raw on the streets next.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
> >> >>>get trichinosis and shit.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
> >> >>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
> >> >>to Fallujah big time.
> >> >
> >> > It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
> >>
> >> MORE BACON AND RIBS FOR US!!!
> >
> >Any chance for an alien BBQ tailgate party instead?
>
> None what so ever. Aliens were here before human kind existed on earth and
> will be here after you and the last human being dies.
You should try some good alien 'cue, Alexa, it'd cure you of those
saucerhead delusions.
--
Correspondent:: "Free Speech"
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:56:41 GMT
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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:55:30 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
>Free Speech wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:13:32 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
>>
>> >Bookman wrote:
>> >
>> >> "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in
>> >> message
>> >> news:9pg8p0hur33tt0h3nuutovjcee6eg0jmvb@4ax.com...
>> >> > On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
>> >> > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
>> >> > <1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
>> >> >
>> >> >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
>> >> >> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>DrPostman wrote:
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
>> >> >>>> raw on the streets next.
>> >> >>>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
>> >> >>>get trichinosis and shit.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
>> >> >>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
>> >> >>to Fallujah big time.
>> >> >
>> >> > It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
>> >>
>> >> MORE BACON AND RIBS FOR US!!!
>> >
>> >Any chance for an alien BBQ tailgate party instead?
>>
>> None what so ever. Aliens were here before human kind existed on earth and
>> will be here after you and the last human being dies.
>
>You should try some good alien 'cue, Alexa, it'd cure you of those
>saucerhead delusions.
I though you had the cure
Correspondent:: mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 13:38:18 -0800
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In article <131120041413325950%art_deco@127.0.0.1>,
Art Deco wrote:
> Bookman wrote:
>
> > "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote in message
> > news:9pg8p0hur33tt0h3nuutovjcee6eg0jmvb@4ax.com...
> > > On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:29:40 GMT, DrPostman
> > > wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> > > <1i87p0pv4hioub1ckia11mir996eb2bpg6@4ax.com>:
> > >
> > >>On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 09:47:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> > >> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> > >>
> > >>>DrPostman wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies
> > >>>> raw on the streets next.
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>>That would be an Article 15 for sure, right there.
> > >>>
> > >>>You gotta cook them suckers, first, or you might
> > >>>get trichinosis and shit.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Nah, they bread the trich out of them Iraqi babies years ago.
> > >>Got a who trich resistant strain going. Brought sushi back
> > >>to Fallujah big time.
> > >
> > > It was pretty easy, once we tricked 'em into not eating any more pork!
> >
> > MORE BACON AND RIBS FOR US!!!
>
> Any chance for an alien BBQ tailgate party instead?
can you get from bacon and ribs to alien bbq
in six degrees of separation or not?
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
Correspondent:: mariposas morgan mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 12:24:53 -0800
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> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies raw on the streets next.
the real problem is not what soldiers are doing
but what iraqis think theyre doing
after the prison scandals
th people might be willing to believe anything
arf meow arf
cthulu loves you
he loves the little children
with ketchup please
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 23:40:38 GMT
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>They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies raw on the streets next.
Nah! Cooked with Hot Suace maby, but never raw! Too stringy.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Glenn \(Christian Mystic\)"
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 08:39:02 -0600
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"DrPostman" wrote in message
news:vg57p0tbcp0sktsmt3gi7sorprfoaqm73p@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:27:29 -0500, "cherry lollypops"
> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>>news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>>"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
>>and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
>>weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
>>Wednesday, November 10.
>>-----------------
>>You would think those camelfuckers at Al Jazeera would
>>come up with something more lame than this !!!!!!!!
>>
> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies raw on the streets next.
Don't they already ?
> --
> Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
> Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULTŪ #15-51506-253.
> AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
> You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
> "Again, think type and _them_ make sure that your babble is understood in
> the common ENGLISH language."
> -ExcrementOne displays his familiarity with irony
Correspondent:: DrPostman
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 19:31:58 GMT
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On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 08:39:02 -0600, "Glenn \(Christian Mystic\)"
in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>
>"DrPostman" wrote in message
>news:vg57p0tbcp0sktsmt3gi7sorprfoaqm73p@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 11:27:29 -0500, "cherry lollypops"
>> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>>>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>>>news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
>
>
>>>"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
>>>and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
>>>weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
>>>Wednesday, November 10.
>>>-----------------
>>>You would think those camelfuckers at Al Jazeera would
>>>come up with something more lame than this !!!!!!!!
>>>
>> They will accuse US soldiers of eating babies raw on the streets next.
>
>Don't they already ?
It wouldn't surprise me.
--
Dr.Postman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULTŪ #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
"Again, think type and _them_ make sure that your babble is understood in
the common ENGLISH language."
-ExcrementOne displays his familiarity with irony
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 23:39:49 GMT
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>"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
>and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
>weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
>Wednesday, November 10.
I did notice on photos on Yahoo that the marines were carring Gas Masks. You
never see any other Photos of US troops in other parts of Iraq with them.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Rev. Simion Simian"
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 01:13:50 +0000
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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Rev. Richard
Skull sat down and wrote
>>"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
>>and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
>>weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
>>Wednesday, November 10.
>
>I did notice on photos on Yahoo that the marines were carring Gas Masks. You
>never see any other Photos of US troops in other parts of Iraq with them.
They were saying before the assault that they were worried that the
'insurgents' might use chemical weapons of some kind.
What is all this crap about 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' anyway?
There's nothing chemicals or gas can do that big American bombs can't do
better, so why pick on them? A Weapon of Mass Destruction is a nuclear
bomb, shirley? Or germ warfare.
WMD is a bullshit propaganda term designed to provoke fear. Like 'Al
Quaida'.
--
Rev. Simian
Correspondent:: "Rev. Simion Simian"
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 01:14:04 +0000
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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. cherry
lollypops sat down and wrote
>
>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>news:hulkturds-FBBDD6.15530810112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
>This is just as good.....
>
>http://www.islamonline.net/English/News/2004-11/10/article05.shtml
>
>FALLUJAH, November 10 (IslamOnline.net & News Agencies) -
>US troops are reportedly using chemical weapons and poisonous
>gas in its large-scale offensive on the Iraqi resistance bastion of
>Fallujah, a grim reminder of Saddam Hussein's alleged gassing
>of the Kurds in 1988.
>
>"The US occupation troops are gassing resistance fighters
>and confronting them with internationally-banned chemical
>weapons," resistance sources told Al-Quds Press
>Wednesday, November 10.
>
>-----------------
>
>You would think those camelfuckers at Al Jazeera would
>come up with something more lame than this !!!!!!!!
That's not Al Jazeera, you silly man. Al Jazeera is a secular, reformist
Arab station staffed by mostly ex-BBC journalists. I watched a
documentary about them and most seemed to have wives or girlfriends
rather than camels.
--
Rev. Simian