December SubGenius Holidays
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 13:44:04 -0700
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(Note: the first seven days of December are
otherwise known as the "SubGenius Septicimia",
or the "Seven Days of the Monsters".)
December
1 St. Mothra/Feast of Saints Kyle, Stan,
Cartman and Kenny
2 St. Rodan
3 St. Godzilla
4 St. Mechagodzilla
5 St. Ghidra/St. Mechaghidra
6 St. Gamera
7 Feast of All Monsters
8 St. Chesty Puller
9 The Martyrdom of St. Kenny
10 Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Day
11 St. Roddenberry
12 St. John Wayne Gacy
13 St. John Wayne/St. Larry Storch
14 Whiny Victimization/Co-Dependency Day
15 St. Joseph "Le Petomane" Pujol
16 St. Crispin Glover/St. Philip K. Dick
17 St. Sacco/St. Vanzetti
18 Running of the Roboderos
19 St. Lorenzo di Medici
20 St. Cheech/St. Chong
21 Feelings of Gnawing Guilt Minute(04:00-04:01)
22 St. Bootsy Collins
23 St. John Belushi
24 St. Krishna
25 Robert "Bob" Leroy Ripley /Festival of
Fish-Fighting, Fisting and Felching
26 St. John Calvin
27 St. Loki
28 St. Mike (The Bike) Hailwood
29 St. Vanessa del Rio
30 Boxing the Jesuit Day (Can.)
31 St. Lucifer (Look Good Until You Die Day)
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"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name