Damned SEXUAL FREAKS
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 1 Nov 2004 18:43:41 -0800
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Why the hell can't you closet cases have NORMAL homoerotic dreams,
like with Tarzan slinging you around or Denzel teabagging you on a
cable car, instead of having me and Stang in one involving raw meat? I
mean, neither of us is BUFF or anything... I'm more buffalo, really.
Besides, we work and play well with others, just COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
SETS of others and we sure don't have the money to throw STEAKS
around.
Can't you have NORMAL fantasies, like the one where Katie Couric is
dressed as Marilyn Manson and my dick is a colonoscopy probe? Now
that's more of a standard he-man-type sex thing. You perverts are so
twisted, herd animals go very quiet when you approach. They know. THEY
KNOW.
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 02:54:56 GMT
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> Why the hell can't you closet cases have NORMAL homoerotic dreams,
> like with Tarzan slinging you around or Denzel teabagging you on a
> cable car, instead of having me and Stang in one involving raw meat? I
> mean, neither of us is BUFF or anything... I'm more buffalo, really.
> Besides, we work and play well with others, just COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
> SETS of others and we sure don't have the money to throw STEAKS
> around.
>
> Can't you have NORMAL fantasies, like the one where Katie Couric is
> dressed as Marilyn Manson and my dick is a colonoscopy probe? Now
> that's more of a standard he-man-type sex thing. You perverts are so
> twisted, herd animals go very quiet when you approach. They know. THEY
> KNOW.
>
> --
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