Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:51:38 -0800
--------
HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> In article <41A27D38.2B5B4D51@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > > >> PUSSY. Mail it to me.
> > > >> K. DeVries
> > > > 7103 S. E. Cora St.
> > > > Portland Oregon
> > > > 97206
> > >
> > > Gee, grammaw, what a big, shiny death wish you have.
> > > Aw, don't believe it; that's the address of the Greyhound bus station
> > > where Blackout lost his viriginity.
> > >
> > I have posted my address and telephone number (503 771 5140) here before
> > with no effect other than one stupid post card, some music recordings on
> > CD (I DO NOT OWN A CD PLAYER - DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS), and
> > one call to voicemail from Joe Cosby.
>
> My contempt for the alt.slack crowd just rose by 40%. They really ARE a
> buncha pussies if you still live. I will send you a cassette more fully
> deliniating that contempt as expressed through my digital reverb. I will
> even sing you a nice song. Its called "FUCK THE GODDAMNED DISAPPOINTING
> CHILDISH PANTY-WAISTED PYLORIC FANBOY FISTEVAL OF FUCK." Its a
> multitracked madrigal; you can play your concertina along with it.
> Lovely piece of work, just lovely.
>
DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM. THEY
WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF FORMAT.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 23 Nov 2004 20:03:35 GMT
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<< THEY WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH >>
Send 'em to me.
You want GYMKATA and GYMKATA
has a soundtrack. You'll have to listen to THAT.
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:44:02 GMT
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AssCo Assc wrote:
> << THEY WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH >>
>
> Send 'em to me.
>
> You want GYMKATA and GYMKATA
> has a soundtrack. You'll have to listen to THAT.
Dub your home recording over the movie's audio!
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 23 Nov 2004 20:48:56 GMT
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<< Dub your home recording over the movie's audio! >>
Start a Thanksgiving tradition this year. Buy a pretty white or lightly
colored tablecloth and some permanent fabric marker pens and SHUT UP.
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:51:36 GMT
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AssCo Assc wrote:
> << Dub your home recording over the movie's audio! >>
>
> Start a Thanksgiving tradition this year. Buy a pretty white or lightly
> colored tablecloth and some permanent fabric marker pens and SHUT UP.
It's just not the same coming from you. Sorry.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 21:18:02 -0800
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AssCo Assc wrote:
>
> << THEY WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH >>
>
> Send 'em to me.
>
> You want GYMKATA and GYMKATA
> has a soundtrack. You'll have to listen to THAT.
Oh I have been foiled by your impeccable logic. What a fucking
humiliation. Except for the errors that 1. I don't give a fuck whether
I have or get to see Gymkata and 2. it is not a HOME RECORDING you
STUPID SACK OF CRAP.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 15:47:44 GMT
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<< Oh I have been foiled by your impeccable logic. What a fucking humiliation.
Except for the errors that 1. I don't give a fuck whether I have or get to see
Gymkata and 2. it is not a HOME RECORDING you STUPID SACK OF CRAP. >>
You must be really hot for some home recordings. This reverse-psychology
begging-for-home-recordings campaign is quite clever.
Maybe I'll clean out my desk drawer and send you the contents: a rusty bent
phillips screwdriver, a 10% discount cupon for Speedy muffler, a beat credit
card, a leaky made-in-china Sharpie knock-off, an ATC 7.5 fuse, some fake
eyelashes, a 3.5'' floppy disk with unknown contents, two Advils, an Immitrex
inhaler, some mystery pills, a shot glass that says "gluttony" (collect the
other six sins and make a set), a tin ashtray, three cigarettes from Paraguay,
a map of Poland, and a guitar pick with white paint on it.
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Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:49:16 -0800
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AssCo Assc wrote:
>
>
> You must be really hot for some home recordings. This reverse-psychology
> begging-for-home-recordings campaign is quite clever.
That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass said
last time I said that too.
> Maybe I'll clean out my desk drawer and send you the contents: a rusty bent
> phillips screwdriver, a 10% discount cupon for Speedy muffler, a beat credit
> card, a leaky made-in-china Sharpie knock-off, an ATC 7.5 fuse, some fake
> eyelashes, a 3.5'' floppy disk with unknown contents, two Advils, an Immitrex
> inhaler, some mystery pills, a shot glass that says "gluttony" (collect the
> other six sins and make a set), a tin ashtray, three cigarettes from Paraguay,
> a map of Poland, and a guitar pick with white paint on it.
>
If I had a dollar for every maybe everybody ever said they would do to
or for me, fuck you.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 22:11:06 -0800
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:49:16 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass said
>last time I said that too.
That sentence is almost transcendant in it's confusingness.
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Step 2. ??
Step 3. Profit!!
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 09:45:23 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:3otaq09vbkq68gn1mnoian3slasitcs20r@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:49:16 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> >That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass
said
> >last time I said that too.
>
> That sentence is almost transcendant in it's confusingness.
It took three scans to parse but was surprisingly an actual sentence.
Punctuation is for Pinks!
--
ArWePunctual
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:22:21 -0800
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On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 09:45:23 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:3otaq09vbkq68gn1mnoian3slasitcs20r@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:49:16 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>> >That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass
>said
>> >last time I said that too.
>>
>> That sentence is almost transcendant in it's confusingness.
>
>It took three scans to parse but was surprisingly an actual sentence.
>Punctuation is for Pinks!
Well I applaud nenslo, we need to conserve commas and hyphens for the
war effort.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Buckskin Harry had just killed the six desperados,
so he savagely beat the sagebrush
back to the Los Pendecos bar,
for a whiskey, and Lola,
who would hold him down with her massive bulk
and chew off his painful corns.
- St. Nu-Monet
Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (The OTHER Bob D from Canada)
Date: 26 Nov 2004 01:39:18 GMT
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>>That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass said
>>last time I said that too.
>
>That sentence is almost transcendant in it's confusingness.
Try it this way: That's what some so-dumb-he-thought-he-was-smart, would-be
wiseass said
last time I said that, too.
Nothing like a hyphen, eh?
=========================================================
"Money talks, and bullshit sings the blues." Didds Bobbly
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:44:54 GMT
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"The OTHER Bob D from Canada" wrote in message
news:20041125203918.05910.00000819@mb-m19.aol.com...
> Try it this way: That's what some so-dumb-he-thought-he-was-smart,
> would-be wiseass said last time I said that, too.
>
> Nothing like a hyphen, eh?
Pink-ass mofo. Let the Bard speak. Fucking neo-puncutatio whore!!!
--
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Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (The OTHER Bob D from Canada)
Date: 26 Nov 2004 21:27:49 GMT
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ArWeGod? asks:
>Pink-ass mofo. Let the Bard speak. Fucking neo-puncutatio whore!!!
That's spelled neo-punctuation whore.
ArWeDone?
=========================================================
"Money talks, and bullshit sings the blues." Didds Bobbly
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 08:21:23 GMT
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"The OTHER Bob D from Canada" wrote in message
news:20041126162749.23218.00001341@mb-m03.aol.com...
> ArWeGod? asks:
> >Pink-ass mofo. Let the Bard speak. Fucking neo-puncutatio whore!!!
>
> That's spelled neo-punctuation whore.
> ArWeDone?
I'm sure my fingers were thinking felatio when they wrote that, you
neo-punctuation whore and spelling slut.
--
ArWePunct
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 05:24:41 GMT
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I'm still going to send the bastard a "home recording." Its like a "bus
tape," but 24% more toxic. He'll listen to it. He'll never admit that he
did, but he will and he'll like it.
--
HellPope Huey
The abject beauty of the blah blah blah
is directly and inversely proportional
to the grinding horror of the ungh urgh argh.
For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong
- H. L. Mencken
"I like my sex the way I like my basketball:
one-on-one and with as little rimming as possible."
- "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 03:10:24 -0800
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In article <20041125203918.05910.00000819@mb-m19.aol.com>,
bobdiddley@aol.com (The OTHER Bob D from Canada) wrote:
> >>That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass said
> >>last time I said that too.
> >
> >That sentence is almost transcendant in it's confusingness.
>
> Try it this way: That's what some so-dumb-he-thought-he-was-smart, would-be
> wiseass said
> last time I said that, too.
>
> Nothing like a hyphen, eh?
I prefer the William Shatner approach:
That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart
would be wiseass said last time I said that too.
Spock.
pb
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:15:53 -0800
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On Fri, 26 Nov 2004 03:10:24 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>In article <20041125203918.05910.00000819@mb-m19.aol.com>,
>bobdiddley@aol.com (The OTHER Bob D from Canada) wrote:
>
>> >>That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart would be wiseass said
>> >>last time I said that too.
>> >
>> >That sentence is almost transcendant in it's confusingness.
>>
>> Try it this way: That's what some so-dumb-he-thought-he-was-smart, would-be
>> wiseass said
>> last time I said that, too.
>>
>> Nothing like a hyphen, eh?
>
>I prefer the William Shatner approach:
>
>That's what some so dumb he thought he was smart
>would be wiseass said last time I said that too.
>Spock.
>
See "The Shatner approach" on alt.binaries.slack
>pb
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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pound monkey 'torture' but I like to think of it as 'Win-Win Feedback'.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:31:55 -0600
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:51:38 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM. THEY
>WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF FORMAT.
Send me your reflective tape instead!
Salacia
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 18:55:27 -0800
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On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:51:38 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS
NO
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Oh fuck. It's those slack boys. Go home!
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 03:05:44 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:51:38 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS
>
> NO
What'd you say on the voicemail, anyway? I'm curious.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 20:27:36 -0800
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On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 03:05:44 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>> On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:51:38 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>>>DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS
>>
>> NO
>
>What'd you say on the voicemail, anyway? I'm curious.
I don't remember. It was years ago. Nenslo posted his phone number
and something to the effect that anybody who wanted to call, could.
He probably meant it with three layers of mutually contradicting
sarcasm but he said go ahead so I did.
I just laughed or something and asked if I had reached Nenslo's
number.
In hindsight I regret it, I have had somebody do the same to me and it
was unpleasant. OTOH that person was a stalker, and making death
threats, and I doubt anybody would interpret calling nenslo's number
after he posts it and tells people to go ahead and call, irony or not,
as anything like stalking or intended to be threatening.
If he had bothered to answer I would have just rapped with him if he
had felt like it. At the time though, it really didn't cross my mind
that anybody would post their phone number and not expect to get
called, or would mind if they were.
Since then though nenslo has convinced me that he really does have
that level of general hate of the world and that it probably really
would genuinely piss him off to be called.
There has to be a word for somebody who would post their phone number
to a Usenet board, -because- it would piss them off so much to be
called.
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Instead of ERROR 404 you get ERROR CHAPTER 7 when you go to their former
site...
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 05:07:10 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> There has to be a word for somebody who would post their phone number
> to a Usenet board, -because- it would piss them off so much to be
> called.
"nenslo"
I thought about trying to find a postcard that he wouldn't find stupid,
but decided it was probably a futile search.
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar" Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 07:37:48 -0500
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:gd38q052dinqu62l0oueij56n9u7hftqn9@4ax.com...
> There has to be a word for somebody who would post their phone number
> to a Usenet board, -because- it would piss them off so much to be
> called.
A Scot? My father is, and this is the kind of thing he'd do, just because it
would piss himself off so much. Never seen a man so happy to be angry.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:35:36 GMT
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Revi Shankar wrote:
> "Zapanaz" wrote in message
> news:gd38q052dinqu62l0oueij56n9u7hftqn9@4ax.com...
>
>> There has to be a word for somebody who would post their phone number
>> to a Usenet board, -because- it would piss them off so much to be
>> called.
>
> A Scot? My father is, and this is the kind of thing he'd do, just because it
> would piss himself off so much. Never seen a man so happy to be angry.
Are you sure you didn't just misinterpret him saying he "had a lot of
Scotch in him?"
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 25 Nov 2004 01:49:11 GMT
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>three layers of mutually contradicting
>sarcasm
I'd like to see an example of this.
--
" 'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds." -RAW
Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 27 Nov 2004 01:08:51 GMT
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I'm sending Nensno a garbage bag full of T-Day leftovers. C.O.D.
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:33:36 -0800
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In article <41A394C9.67344DE7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > In article <41A27D38.2B5B4D51@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > wrote:
> > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > > > >> PUSSY. Mail it to me.
> > > > >> K. DeVries
> > > > > 7103 S. E. Cora St.
> > > > > Portland Oregon
> > > > > 97206
> > > >
> > > > Gee, grammaw, what a big, shiny death wish you have.
> > > > Aw, don't believe it; that's the address of the Greyhound bus station
> > > > where Blackout lost his viriginity.
> > > >
> > > I have posted my address and telephone number (503 771 5140) here before
> > > with no effect other than one stupid post card, some music recordings on
> > > CD (I DO NOT OWN A CD PLAYER - DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS), and
> > > one call to voicemail from Joe Cosby.
> >
> > My contempt for the alt.slack crowd just rose by 40%. They really ARE a
> > buncha pussies if you still live. I will send you a cassette more fully
> > deliniating that contempt as expressed through my digital reverb. I will
> > even sing you a nice song. Its called "FUCK THE GODDAMNED DISAPPOINTING
> > CHILDISH PANTY-WAISTED PYLORIC FANBOY FISTEVAL OF FUCK." Its a
> > multitracked madrigal; you can play your concertina along with it.
> > Lovely piece of work, just lovely.
> >
>
> DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM. THEY
> WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF FORMAT.
Who are you, some big name music producer? The next John Peel?
I wouldn't send YOU my home recordings even if you were.
Fuck you, music guy.
pb
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 21:19:37 -0800
--------
polar bear wrote:
>
> In article <41A394C9.67344DE7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <41A27D38.2B5B4D51@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > > wrote:
> > > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >
> > > > > >> PUSSY. Mail it to me.
> > > > > >> K. DeVries
> > > > > > 7103 S. E. Cora St.
> > > > > > Portland Oregon
> > > > > > 97206
> > > > >
> > > > > Gee, grammaw, what a big, shiny death wish you have.
> > > > > Aw, don't believe it; that's the address of the Greyhound bus station
> > > > > where Blackout lost his viriginity.
> > > > >
> > > > I have posted my address and telephone number (503 771 5140) here before
> > > > with no effect other than one stupid post card, some music recordings on
> > > > CD (I DO NOT OWN A CD PLAYER - DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS), and
> > > > one call to voicemail from Joe Cosby.
> > >
> > > My contempt for the alt.slack crowd just rose by 40%. They really ARE a
> > > buncha pussies if you still live. I will send you a cassette more fully
> > > deliniating that contempt as expressed through my digital reverb. I will
> > > even sing you a nice song. Its called "FUCK THE GODDAMNED DISAPPOINTING
> > > CHILDISH PANTY-WAISTED PYLORIC FANBOY FISTEVAL OF FUCK." Its a
> > > multitracked madrigal; you can play your concertina along with it.
> > > Lovely piece of work, just lovely.
> > >
> >
> > DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM. THEY
> > WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF FORMAT.
>
> Who are you, some big name music producer? The next John Peel?
> I wouldn't send YOU my home recordings even if you were.
>
> Fuck you, music guy.
>
> pb
PLONK
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 14:21:44 -0800
--------
In article <41A419E8.71D73F62@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> polar bear wrote:
> >
> > In article <41A394C9.67344DE7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > wrote:
> >
> > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > >
> > > > In article <41A27D38.2B5B4D51@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > >> PUSSY. Mail it to me.
> > > > > > >> K. DeVries
> > > > > > > 7103 S. E. Cora St.
> > > > > > > Portland Oregon
> > > > > > > 97206
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Gee, grammaw, what a big, shiny death wish you have.
> > > > > > Aw, don't believe it; that's the address of the Greyhound bus
> > > > > > station
> > > > > > where Blackout lost his viriginity.
> > > > > >
> > > > > I have posted my address and telephone number (503 771 5140) here
> > > > > before
> > > > > with no effect other than one stupid post card, some music recordings
> > > > > on
> > > > > CD (I DO NOT OWN A CD PLAYER - DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS),
> > > > > and
> > > > > one call to voicemail from Joe Cosby.
> > > >
> > > > My contempt for the alt.slack crowd just rose by 40%. They really ARE a
> > > > buncha pussies if you still live. I will send you a cassette more fully
> > > > deliniating that contempt as expressed through my digital reverb. I will
> > > > even sing you a nice song. Its called "FUCK THE GODDAMNED DISAPPOINTING
> > > > CHILDISH PANTY-WAISTED PYLORIC FANBOY FISTEVAL OF FUCK." Its a
> > > > multitracked madrigal; you can play your concertina along with it.
> > > > Lovely piece of work, just lovely.
> > > >
> > >
> > > DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM. THEY
> > > WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF FORMAT.
> >
> > Who are you, some big name music producer? The next John Peel?
> > I wouldn't send YOU my home recordings even if you were.
> >
> > Fuck you, music guy.
> >
> > pb
>
> PLONK
Oh, now THAT'S really mature. Eeyore.
pb
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:50:17 -0800
--------
polar bear wrote:
>
> In article <41A419E8.71D73F62@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > polar bear wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <41A394C9.67344DE7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > In article <41A27D38.2B5B4D51@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > >> PUSSY. Mail it to me.
> > > > > > > >> K. DeVries
> > > > > > > > 7103 S. E. Cora St.
> > > > > > > > Portland Oregon
> > > > > > > > 97206
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Gee, grammaw, what a big, shiny death wish you have.
> > > > > > > Aw, don't believe it; that's the address of the Greyhound bus
> > > > > > > station
> > > > > > > where Blackout lost his viriginity.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > I have posted my address and telephone number (503 771 5140) here
> > > > > > before
> > > > > > with no effect other than one stupid post card, some music recordings
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > CD (I DO NOT OWN A CD PLAYER - DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS),
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > one call to voicemail from Joe Cosby.
> > > > >
> > > > > My contempt for the alt.slack crowd just rose by 40%. They really ARE a
> > > > > buncha pussies if you still live. I will send you a cassette more fully
> > > > > deliniating that contempt as expressed through my digital reverb. I will
> > > > > even sing you a nice song. Its called "FUCK THE GODDAMNED DISAPPOINTING
> > > > > CHILDISH PANTY-WAISTED PYLORIC FANBOY FISTEVAL OF FUCK." Its a
> > > > > multitracked madrigal; you can play your concertina along with it.
> > > > > Lovely piece of work, just lovely.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > DO NOT SEND ME YOUR HOME RECORDINGS. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEM. THEY
> > > > WILL BE THROWN IN THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF FORMAT.
> > >
> > > Who are you, some big name music producer? The next John Peel?
> > > I wouldn't send YOU my home recordings even if you were.
> > >
> > > Fuck you, music guy.
> > >
> > > pb
> >
> > PLONK
>
> Oh, now THAT'S really mature. Eeyore.
>
> pb