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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 13 Nov 2004 17:04:02 GMT

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Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 14:19:48 -0700

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AssCo Assc wrote:

> you may be a winner,
> ready to be shipped
> click now, click me
> best deals, totally free
> alert, it's hot, open your box
> protect your assets
> you get free access
> check your code
> you won a new phone
> free download
> click here for info
> win great gifts
> take free trips
> free report
> free report
> License: Free to try
> show me now
> show me how
> win me now
> click here for free
> click me click me
> free to enter
> no callcenter
> click to submit
> get your gift
> free giveaway
> free subscriptions
> online prescriptions
> win dvd free tv
> win amp skin
> 30 day free trial
> get a free prize
> check for a surprise
> win, win no lose
> free to use
> buy free buy cash
> free cash prizes
> win free stuff
> win free win free
> 13 chances to win each month
> click here to submit
> click here for free
> click me click me

And just in time, too. Supplies were runnung low.

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:04:52 GMT

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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:41967954$1@nntp.zianet.com...
> AssCo Assc wrote:
>
> > you may be a winner,
> > ready to be shipped
> > click now, click me
> > best deals, totally free
> > alert, it's hot, open your box
> > protect your assets
> > you get free access
> > check your code
> > you won a new phone
> > free download
> > click here for info
> > win great gifts
> > take free trips
> > free report
> > free report
> > License: Free to try
> > show me now
> > show me how
> > win me now
> > click here for free
> > click me click me
> > free to enter
> > no callcenter
> > click to submit
> > get your gift
> > free giveaway
> > free subscriptions
> > online prescriptions
> > win dvd free tv
> > win amp skin
> > 30 day free trial
> > get a free prize
> > check for a surprise
> > win, win no lose
> > free to use
> > buy free buy cash
> > free cash prizes
> > win free stuff
> > win free win free
> > 13 chances to win each month
> > click here to submit
> > click here for free
> > click me click me
>
> And just in time, too. Supplies were runnung low.
>


Please re-submit the above "poem" as haiku for extra credit.

--
ArWeExtraCurricular




Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 15 Nov 2004 17:58:41 GMT

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Baldin Pramer wrote in news:41967954$1
@nntp.zianet.com:

> AssCo Assc wrote:
>
>> you may be a winner,
>> ready to be shipped
>> click now, click me
>> best deals, totally free
>> alert, it's hot, open your box
>> protect your assets
>> you get free access
>> check your code
>> you won a new phone
>> free download
>> click here for info
>> win great gifts
>> take free trips
>> free report
>> free report
>> License: Free to try
>> show me now
>> show me how
>> win me now
>> click here for free
>> click me click me
>> free to enter
>> no callcenter
>> click to submit
>> get your gift
>> free giveaway
>> free subscriptions
>> online prescriptions
>> win dvd free tv
>> win amp skin
>> 30 day free trial
>> get a free prize
>> check for a surprise
>> win, win no lose
>> free to use
>> buy free buy cash
>> free cash prizes
>> win free stuff
>> win free win free
>> 13 chances to win each month
>> click here to submit
>> click here for free
>> click me click me
>
> And just in time, too. Supplies were runnung low.
>

Batteries not included

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