Cherry Tomatoes

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 00:03:31 -0500

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They're not cherries, and they're not tomatoes.

Discuss.

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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 23:33:41 -0600

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On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 00:03:31 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>They're not cherries, and they're not tomatoes.
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>Discuss.
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if only there were tomatoe sized cherries. sigh.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 06:13:09 GMT

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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:

> They're not cherries, and they're not tomatoes.
> > Discuss.

They're the balls of (insert name of your most hated alt.slack poster
here) after being whacked with the back end of a pool cue about 75
times. Look, they're glowing; you can almost read by that light... not
that you'd want to.

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HellPope Huey
Sweet 16 is great as a birthday party,
but less so as an IQ or number of incarcerations

"Girls are not as good as they look."
- Lydia Lunch, "Bowery Blues"

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west
and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now you tell me what you know.
- Groucho Marx


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 05:24:59 -0800

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In article , "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

> They're not cherries, and they're not tomatoes.
>
> Discuss.
>
It's just a metaphor. Deal with it.

pb


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 16:32:04 GMT

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In article <171120040524594793%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> In article , "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> > They're not cherries, and they're not tomatoes.
> > Discuss.
> >
> It's just a metaphor. Deal with it.

Well if they're cherry, that means they're virginal and I can be the
first to fuck 'em. The vegetable will respond to me. Too bad that will
kill 'em, but big deal, there are more in the garden.

I normally prefer eggplants, but if a man will fuck a pumpkin, he'll
for sure knock off a tomato. I'm getting a woody and oozing a little
pulp just thinking about it.

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HellPope Huey
Sweet 16 is great as a birthday party,
but less so as an IQ or number of incarcerations

"Girls are not as good as they look."
- Lydia Lunch, "Bowery Blues"

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west
and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now you tell me what you know.
- Groucho Marx


Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (3D Bob Not Diddley)
Date: 19 Nov 2004 21:59:04 GMT

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idrmrsr says:
>They're not cherries, and they're not tomatoes.
>
>Discuss.

And what's more, they're neither Christians nor Scientists.
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