Butt or Poop?
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 21:27:16 -0800
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The BUTT creates the POOP. The POOP is a higher form of BUTT as it
was created by the BUTT. When the BUTT disintegrates the POOP will
stay intact as it is a more evolved form of the BUTT. The POOP will
exist solely for an instant, only for the BUTT to re-manifest itself
it in the POOP, thus becoming the BUTT . When the original BUTT is
destroyed, the BUTT that was in the POOP is all that is left of the
BUTT therefore becoming the BUTT that creates another POOP. The
process repeated infinitely creates a three dimensional chain of loops
and a distinct pattern of motion. When the BUTT creates the POOP it
follows an arc of a semi circle until it is directly above the BUTT.
When the BUTT disintegrates it follows the opposite arc as the
creation of the POOP but ends up at the POOP. This is the time that
the BUTT blooms into the POOP making the POOP a BUTT.
Correspondent:: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 10:08:04 -0800
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nenslo wrote in message news:<41A41BB4.14632256@yahoox.com>...
> The BUTT creates the POOP. The POOP is a higher form of BUTT as it
> was created by the BUTT. When the BUTT disintegrates the POOP will
> stay intact as it is a more evolved form of the BUTT. The POOP will
> exist solely for an instant, only for the BUTT to re-manifest itself
> it in the POOP, thus becoming the BUTT . When the original BUTT is
> destroyed, the BUTT that was in the POOP is all that is left of the
> BUTT therefore becoming the BUTT that creates another POOP. The
> process repeated infinitely creates a three dimensional chain of loops
> and a distinct pattern of motion. When the BUTT creates the POOP it
> follows an arc of a semi circle until it is directly above the BUTT.
> When the BUTT disintegrates it follows the opposite arc as the
> creation of the POOP but ends up at the POOP. This is the time that
> the BUTT blooms into the POOP making the POOP a BUTT.
This post wins the award for "G-rated Sternodox" category of biology,
geometry, and general science. I'm confident that, should the word
"dick" or "cunt" have been called for, "pee-pee" would have been
substituted. Howard Stern could read the above on radio & not be fined
by the FCC.
Correspondent:: psychoguerrilladeath@hotmail.com (Psychoguerrilla)
Date: 24 Nov 2004 11:49:17 -0800
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nenslo wrote in message news:<41A41BB4.14632256@yahoox.com>...
> The BUTT creates the POOP. The POOP is a higher form of BUTT as it
> was created by the BUTT. When the BUTT disintegrates the POOP will
> stay intact as it is a more evolved form of the BUTT. The POOP will
> exist solely for an instant, only for the BUTT to re-manifest itself
> it in the POOP, thus becoming the BUTT . When the original BUTT is
> destroyed, the BUTT that was in the POOP is all that is left of the
> BUTT therefore becoming the BUTT that creates another POOP. The
> process repeated infinitely creates a three dimensional chain of loops
> and a distinct pattern of motion. When the BUTT creates the POOP it
> follows an arc of a semi circle until it is directly above the BUTT.
> When the BUTT disintegrates it follows the opposite arc as the
> creation of the POOP but ends up at the POOP. This is the time that
> the BUTT blooms into the POOP making the POOP a BUTT.
Yeah BUTT and POOP work as well. You could use BALLS and PENIS,
VAGINA and TITTIES, NIPPLES and NIPPLES, APPLES and APPLES, ASSHOLE
and BIGGER ASSHOLE, whatever fits your fancy.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:08:46 GMT
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Psychoguerrilla wrote:
>nenslo wrote in message news:<41A41BB4.14632256@yahoox.com>...
>> The BUTT creates the POOP. The POOP is a higher form of BUTT as it
>> was created by the BUTT. When the BUTT disintegrates the POOP will
>> stay intact as it is a more evolved form of the BUTT. The POOP will
>> exist solely for an instant, only for the BUTT to re-manifest itself
>> it in the POOP, thus becoming the BUTT . When the original BUTT is
>> destroyed, the BUTT that was in the POOP is all that is left of the
>> BUTT therefore becoming the BUTT that creates another POOP. The
>> process repeated infinitely creates a three dimensional chain of loops
>> and a distinct pattern of motion. When the BUTT creates the POOP it
>> follows an arc of a semi circle until it is directly above the BUTT.
>> When the BUTT disintegrates it follows the opposite arc as the
>> creation of the POOP but ends up at the POOP. This is the time that
>> the BUTT blooms into the POOP making the POOP a BUTT.
>
>
>Yeah BUTT and POOP work as well. You could use BALLS and PENIS,
>VAGINA and TITTIES, NIPPLES and NIPPLES, APPLES and APPLES, ASSHOLE
>and BIGGER ASSHOLE, whatever fits your fancy.
Form follows function; however, Life imitates Art!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:11:22 GMT
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>Psychoguerrilla wrote:
>>nenslo wrote in message news:<41A41BB4.14632256@yahoox.com>...
>>> The BUTT creates the POOP. The POOP is a higher form of BUTT as it
>>> was created by the BUTT. When the BUTT disintegrates the POOP will
>>> stay intact as it is a more evolved form of the BUTT. The POOP will
>>> exist solely for an instant, only for the BUTT to re-manifest itself
>>> it in the POOP, thus becoming the BUTT . When the original BUTT is
>>> destroyed, the BUTT that was in the POOP is all that is left of the
>>> BUTT therefore becoming the BUTT that creates another POOP. The
>>> process repeated infinitely creates a three dimensional chain of loops
>>> and a distinct pattern of motion. When the BUTT creates the POOP it
>>> follows an arc of a semi circle until it is directly above the BUTT.
>>> When the BUTT disintegrates it follows the opposite arc as the
>>> creation of the POOP but ends up at the POOP. This is the time that
>>> the BUTT blooms into the POOP making the POOP a BUTT.
>>
>>
>>Yeah BUTT and POOP work as well. You could use BALLS and PENIS,
>>VAGINA and TITTIES, NIPPLES and NIPPLES, APPLES and APPLES, ASSHOLE
>>and BIGGER ASSHOLE, whatever fits your fancy.
>
> Form follows function; however, Life imitates Art!
Oh, yeah....
and Remember the Alamo!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 05:03:43 GMT
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This thread is lying on the floor in front of the fridge, kicking its
legs furiously and screaming "ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!" Creepy.
--
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is directly and inversely proportional
to the grinding horror of the ungh urgh argh.
For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong
- H. L. Mencken
"I like my sex the way I like my basketball:
one-on-one and with as little rimming as possible."
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