Bigfoot vs Yeti

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 21:58:07 -0800

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Crossposted to alt.slack where I know there are strong opinions on this
subject. Although it should be noted that if you are talking about
Bigfoot, Yeti, AND SASQUATCH it gets more complicated. Because whereas
a Bigfoot is reclusive and will only fight when cornered, Sasquatch are
some mean motherfuckers. And then if you get a Skunk Ape involved, Katy
bar the door, it's gonna be a barn burner.

Leroy Knevil wrote:
>
> I *really* need to get a few answers to questions that have been
> bothering me for *ages*, and I think I can depend on some of the
> experts in this group to give me a hand!
>
> [1] In your considered, expert opinion, who would win in a fight
> between Sasquatch, and Yeti?
>
> I'm talking fist-fight here.... but I'm also interested in other
> scenarios as well, such as.... (a) with bottles, (b) with sharp
> sticks, (c) with open razors, and (d) with tactical, personal nuclear
> ordnance.
>
> And here's a 'what if' situation, which I'd LOVE to get some opinions
> on.... what if a Wookie was thrown in to the scrap (Chewbacca from
> Star Wars, say) - how would HE get on? Would he fight dirty? Would he
> run away and hide?
>
> [2] In a 'Who's Got The Biggest Cock' competition, who'd win? I know
> at first glance this could be a trick question - The Yeti, coming from
> a colder place, and all that - but let's say the temperatures were
> equal. Anyone?
>
> [3] OK - here's an interesting one - Gwyneth Paltrow and Michele
> Pfeifer are on their backs, naked, and a Sasquatch and Yeti get
> stuck-in. Question - who 'shoots his load' first?
>
> Possible scenario - Chewbacca joins in.... but which one of the girls
> does he feel like givin' some luuurve to first - Gwyn, or Mich? And
> (and this is a doozy) if he HAS to choose one of the other guys for a
> 'bi-curious' encounter, who does he pick?
>
> Well; I hope someone can come up with some good ideas. It's serious
> scientific research like this that's needed, in today's climate of
> repression. *I* think, anyway.