BBQ Joke
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 02:23:25 GMT
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"Bob" help me! I laffed at this joke!
I know that Adam and Eve were White!
I mean, have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 21:32:46 -0700
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> "Bob" help me! I laffed at this joke!
>
> I know that Adam and Eve were White!
> I mean, have you ever tried to take a rib
> from a nigger?
"Y'know, instead of Adam's rib, I wonder what
would have happened if in the bible it said
'And then God took one of Adam's chickens...',
instead?
'And then God took one of Adam's chickens...'.
Man, it would have changed everything!"
-- something somebody said to me once
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 23 Nov 2004 09:33:57 -0800
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<41A2BD6E.2874@succeeds.com>...
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> >
> > "Bob" help me! I laffed at this joke!
> > > > I know that Adam and Eve were White!
> > I mean, have you ever tried to take a rib
> > from a nigger?
> >
> "Y'know, instead of Adam's rib, I wonder what
> would have happened if in the bible it said
> 'And then God took one of Adam's chickens...',
> instead?
> 'And then God took one of Adam's chickens...'.
> Man, it would have changed everything!"
Yeah, Larry Flynt might have lost his virginity to an iguana and we'd
all get stiffies at the sight of lizard-skin boots. It'd be like a
hideous melding of "Behind the Green Door," "V" and a National
Geographic special about the Galapagos Islands.
Kentucky Fried WHAT??? You'd eat at the Colonel's and your ass would
fall off, but you'd grow a new one back within a week and Godzilla
movies would be considered pornography.
God bless America, where we have the freedom to express ourselves as
we wish, even if it IS about Laura Bush and lizard-fucking.
--
HellPope Huey
The abject beauty of the blah blah blah
is directly and inversely proportional
to the grinding horror of the ungh urgh argh.
For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong
- H. L. Mencken
"I like my sex the way I like my basketball:
one-on-one and with as little rimming as possible."
- "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"