Assacraft Dead!
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 19:15:39 -0500

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Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!

He resigned today.

Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
next afore we cheer.

Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?

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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 00:32:58 GMT

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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
> He resigned today.
>
> Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
> next afore we cheer.
>
> Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?

Here was the reaction in Missouri:

"Hell yeah! Did you hear that? Ashcroft resigned! He's going....

[face falls, pregnant pause]

...home."


Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison"
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 18:47:45 -0600

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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
news:_kdkd.18146$he3.2573@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
> iDRMRSR wrote:
> > Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
> >
> > He resigned today.
> >
> > Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out
who's
> > next afore we cheer.
> >
> > Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?
>
> Here was the reaction in Missouri:
>
> "Hell yeah! Did you hear that? Ashcroft resigned! He's going....
>
> [face falls, pregnant pause]
>
> ...home."

Think he'll start running for public office against dead people again? And
losing?

Apparently he thinks his job fighting crime and terrorism is done. I don't
know whether to laugh or cry.

Paul




Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (This That and the Other )
Date: 10 Nov 2004 01:19:10 GMT

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>Apparently he thinks his job fighting crime and terrorism is done. I don't
>know whether to laugh or cry.
>

What, there was irony there?
--
" I alone hold the key to this savage ballyhoo."
-Rimbaud


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Nov 2004 23:19:19 GMT

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>Think he'll start running for public office against dead people again? And
>losing?
>
>Apparently he thinks his job fighting crime and terrorism is done. I don't
>know whether to laugh or cry.
>
>Paul
>

Ascroft: Well, I guess my job is done here Nazi-Boy

Ted Olsen: Gee fasicts-man. Do ya think them liberals will come back?

Ashcroft: Only if we all work to keep the fires lite in teh oven nazi-Boy!



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"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 11:05:46 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:

> iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>>Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>>
>>He resigned today.
>>
>>Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
>>next afore we cheer.
>>
>>Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?
>
>
> Here was the reaction in Missouri:
>
> "Hell yeah! Did you hear that? Ashcroft resigned! He's going....
>
> [face falls, pregnant pause]
>
> ...home."

I'm waiting to hear they're sending Ridge back to Pennsylvania.
Apparently he wants a job in the private sector so he can afford to put
his two kids through college. That says something about the state of
higher education t the very least.

--With love, the Rabbs


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 11:41:44 +1100

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> Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
> He resigned today.



*cynicalmode* what was his retirement package like?


Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 12:16:48 -0600

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"nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
news:2vd696F2jct0bU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
>> Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>>
>> He resigned today.
>
>
>
> *cynicalmode* what was his retirement package like?

Oh, you know, nominee to the supreme court, the usual...




Correspondent:: Jeff Spicoli
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:03:46 -0800

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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
> He resigned today.
>
> Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
> next afore we cheer.
>
> Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?

I hear he's gonna werk on his singing career.....



Spi[oli



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 20:07:01 -0800

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On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 19:15:39 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
>He resigned today.
>
>Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
>next afore we cheer.
>
>Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?
>
>[*]
>-----
>

I think Bush is a little stymied as to why Jesus didn't appear on the
battlefield in Iraq yet.

I'm not sure what the connection is exactly with Ashcroft resigning
but I think it's in there somewhere.

"If we just SING George, He WILL appear!"

Or something. I don't know. I can't wrap my brain around what a
conversation between Ashcroft and Bush would be like.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Whether or not you agree with the law is irrelevant.

- No, really, there really are people that stupid.



Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 13:28:01 -0500

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"Zapanaz" wrote ...

> Or something. I don't know. I can't wrap my brain around what a
> conversation between Ashcroft and Bush would be like.


You're soaking in it.






Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.comspooce (mariondingleberry)
Date: 10 Nov 2004 07:01:56 GMT

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>Subject: Assacraft Dead!
>From: "iDRMRSR" idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com

>Message-id:
>
>Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
>He resigned today.
>
>Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
>next afore we cheer.
>
>Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?

Don't worry he's not dead he's just going to be on the Supreme Court. He says
he's been tired and finished with terrorism... ya right.


Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 02:29:20 -0500

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On Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:15:39 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:

> Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
> He resigned today.
>
> Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
> next afore we cheer.

I don't know, but I heard one guy say he thought Gulianni might play
the part of Son of Frankencroft to position him for a shot at prez
next go-round, but then I caught some sinister looking guy on Fox News
say that that would be a bad move for some reason.



Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.comspooce (mariondingleberry)
Date: 10 Nov 2004 08:03:03 GMT

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>I don't know, but I heard one guy say he thought Gulianni might play
>the part of Son of Frankencroft to position him for a shot at prez
>next go-round

I could believe that. eeeek.


Correspondent:: "Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 05:52:03 -0500

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mariondingleberry wrote:
>>I don't know, but I heard one guy say he thought Gulianni might play
>>the part of Son of Frankencroft to position him for a shot at prez
>>next go-round
>
>
> I could believe that. eeeek.

I could also believe that if Guiliani were elected Prez, he'd close
every friggin' titty bar in the country.

Game over, man, GAME OVER!


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:25:06 GMT

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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Asscraft sucks the public teat no more!
>
> He resigned today.
>
> Boosh ain't so bad after all. Woops, oughta wait until we find out who's
> next afore we cheer.
>
> Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?

Oh, and don't get too excited just yet. Bush is going to replace
Ashcroft with White House counsel Alberto Gonzales, who's almost as
disturbing as Ashcroft was.


Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:04:57 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
> Oh, and don't get too excited just yet. Bush is going to replace
> Ashcroft with White House counsel Alberto Gonzales, who's almost as
> disturbing as Ashcroft was.

Here's an earlier article about AG Designee Gonzales, particularly about
his (for lack of a better word) liberal interpretation of the Geneva
Convention:

http://slate.msn.com/id/2102416/

--With love, the Rabbs


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Nov 2004 23:17:23 GMT

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>Mebbe he will start a cult in Argentina?

Nah, the Argies had enough of fasicts assholes during the military dicatorship.


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"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague