It almost looks like they are giving a preach on heresy.
They have no obscene genitals of course, but the inflating hole should be on
the other side for decency's sake.
"Bob" dolls would sell greatly, I'd say.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 06:33:11 GMT
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In article <41aaaca9$1_1@news.dnainternet.net>,
"Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
> http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/
>
> It almost looks like they are giving a preach on heresy.
> They have no obscene genitals of course, but the inflating hole should be on
> the other side for decency's sake.
> "Bob" dolls would sell greatly, I'd say.
Oh, that's simply awful. You KNOW its just one step away from selling a
real JESUS model and that'd be WRONG... SO VERY VERY WRONG.
--
HellPope Huey
Religion is like dropping sea urchins in your pants
and then trying to convince others
that they should do it too, because its "good."
Oh, SHUT UP.
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- Mark Twain
"Smoking and drinking go together,
like porn and nachos."
- "The Oblongs"
Correspondent:: "Anachron" Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:42:56 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:hulkturds-47AC67.00314529112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <41aaaca9$1_1@news.dnainternet.net>,
> "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
>
>> http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/
>>
>> It almost looks like they are giving a preach on heresy.
>> They have no obscene genitals of course, but the inflating hole should be
>> on
>> the other side for decency's sake.
>> "Bob" dolls would sell greatly, I'd say.
>
> Oh, that's simply awful. You KNOW its just one step away from selling a
> real JESUS model and that'd be WRONG... SO VERY VERY WRONG.
Now why would that be wrong? Isn't that just another way to show Jesus just
how much you love him? It would be another way to "know" and "commune
with" god.
Connie sez: "I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls"
--
Rev. Anachron
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 17:30:59 GMT
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In article ,
"Anachron" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-47AC67.00314529112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > In article <41aaaca9$1_1@news.dnainternet.net>,
> > "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
> >
> >> http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/
> >>
> >> It almost looks like they are giving a preach on heresy.
> >> They have no obscene genitals of course, but the inflating hole should be
> >> on the other side for decency's sake.
> >> "Bob" dolls would sell greatly, I'd say.
> >
> > Oh, that's simply awful. You KNOW its just one step away from selling a
> > real JESUS model and that'd be WRONG... SO VERY VERY WRONG.
> >
> Now why would that be wrong? Isn't that just another way to show Jesus just
> how much you love him? It would be another way to "know" and "commune
> with" god."
Well, okay, that's fine as far as it GOES, but what are you going to do
when someone takes a cladestine pic of you plugging the Glory Hole of
the Lord while making terrier noises and starts e-mailing it to your
family, boss and thousands of Usenet voyeurs? Oh, YOU know how the
modern world is, they'll milk you dry and if you are a man, that will be
doubly hard on your nipples, as you are not equipped for lactation...
but they will MAKE you lactate and say, that really smarts.
> Connie sez: "I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls"
Oh, we've ALL had THAT problem. Its analagous to this: Fax Stang a
4-page treatise on some 20-year-old Travinist doctrinal patois from page
88 of the BotSG; you'll get an answer the 32nd of Fucktember. You don't
think The Lord does that crap out o' the goodness of His heart, do you?
You gotta pay for the flesh, YES Lawd and if I falter in my payments,
dat black locomotive gonna take me to HELL HELL HELL or Buzzard's
Breath, Wyoming or a Denny's in Compton known for serving eggs with a
garnish of flies. Aww, that's gross.
--
HellPope Huey
Religion is like dropping sea urchins in your pants
and then trying to convince others
that they should do it too, because its "good."
Oh, SHUT UP.
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- Mark Twain
"Smoking and drinking go together,
like porn and nachos."
- "The Oblongs"
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:09:45 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> "Anachron" wrote:
>> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>> news:hulkturds-47AC67.00314529112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> > In article <41aaaca9$1_1@news.dnainternet.net>,
>> > "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
>> >
>> >> http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/
>> >>
>> >> It almost looks like they are giving a preach on heresy.
>> >> They have no obscene genitals of course, but the inflating hole should be
>> >> on the other side for decency's sake.
>> >> "Bob" dolls would sell greatly, I'd say.
>> >
>> > Oh, that's simply awful. You KNOW its just one step away from selling a
>> > real JESUS model and that'd be WRONG... SO VERY VERY WRONG.
>> >
>> Now why would that be wrong? Isn't that just another way to show Jesus just
>> how much you love him? It would be another way to "know" and "commune
>> with" god."
>
> Well, okay, that's fine as far as it GOES, but what are you going to do
> when someone takes a cladestine pic of you plugging the Glory Hole of
> the Lord while making terrier noises and starts e-mailing it to your
> family, boss and thousands of Usenet voyeurs? Oh, YOU know how the
> modern world is, they'll milk you dry and if you are a man, that will be
> doubly hard on your nipples, as you are not equipped for lactation...
> but they will MAKE you lactate and say, that really smarts.
>
>> Connie sez: "I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls"
>
> Oh, we've ALL had THAT problem. Its analagous to this: Fax Stang a
> 4-page treatise on some 20-year-old Travinist doctrinal patois from page
> 88 of the BotSG; you'll get an answer the 32nd of Fucktember. You don't
> think The Lord does that crap out o' the goodness of His heart, do you?
> You gotta pay for the flesh, YES Lawd and if I falter in my payments,
> dat black locomotive gonna take me to HELL HELL HELL or Buzzard's
> Breath, Wyoming or a Denny's in Compton known for serving eggs with a
> garnish of flies. Aww, that's gross.
I had my doubts, so I checked and there really IS a Denny's in Compton.
11700 S Wilmington Ave, just south of I-105.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:43:40 GMT
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In article ,
Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article ,
> > Oh, we've ALL had THAT problem. Its analagous to this: Fax Stang a
> > 4-page treatise on some 20-year-old Travinist doctrinal patois from page
> > 88 of the BotSG; you'll get an answer the 32nd of Fucktember. You don't
> > think The Lord does that crap out o' the goodness of His heart, do you?
> > You gotta pay for the flesh, YES Lawd and if I falter in my payments,
> > dat black locomotive gonna take me to HELL HELL HELL or Buzzard's
> > Breath, Wyoming or a Denny's in Compton known for serving eggs with a
> > garnish of flies. Aww, that's gross.
>
> I had my doubts, so I checked and there really IS a Denny's in Compton.
> 11700 S Wilmington Ave, just south of I-105.
"Would you like flies with that?"
--
HellPope Huey
Religion is like dropping sea urchins in your pants
and then trying to convince others
that they should do it too, because its "good."
Oh, SHUT UP.
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- Mark Twain
"Smoking and drinking go together,
like porn and nachos."
- "The Oblongs"
Correspondent:: Contents May Have Settled Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:43:25 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Well, okay, that's fine as far as it GOES, but what are you going to
> do
> when someone takes a cladestine pic of you plugging the Glory Hole of
> the Lord while making terrier noises and starts e-mailing it to your
> family, boss and thousands of Usenet voyeurs?
As long as they don't get pictures of you taking communion from that same
hole afterwards.
Correspondent:: Ned Wreck Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:13:56 -0600
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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/
>
> It almost looks like they are giving a preach on heresy.
> They have no obscene genitals of course, but the inflating hole should be on
> the other side for decency's sake.
> "Bob" dolls would sell greatly, I'd say.
>
>
One of them was named Father Tom. oops