Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:30:45 GMT
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Modemac wrote as part of the internets:
> http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L0923571_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>
> Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
Call Dr. Schrodinger, stat! HE'LL know what to do.
T. Boozer wrote in rolltidefan.net: "That dude that took the picture,
Corry Smith, is a bigtime aubie. Notice he named the pic
'BRIANDENNEHYstadium' Screw him!"
Correspondent:: Martin Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 20:20:49 +0000 (UTC)
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Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> Modemac wrote as part of the internets:
>
>> http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L0923571_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>>
>>
>> Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>
>
> Call Dr. Schrodinger, stat! HE'LL know what to do.
>
lol
and how many people had to look that up?
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (This That and the Other )
Date: 09 Nov 2004 21:58:06 GMT
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martin wrote:
>>> Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>>
>>
>> Call Dr. Schrodinger, stat! HE'LL know what to do.
>>
>lol
>
>and how many people had to look that up?
Nobody from THIS goddamn newsgroup.
Cretin.
--
" I alone hold the key to this savage ballyhoo."
-Rimbaud
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Nov 2004 18:46:36 GMT
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>
>http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L0923571_
RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>
>Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>
"i can't take him like that, its against regulations!"
"can you come back in a hour? He'l be stone dead by then."
"I feel happy! I feel happy!"
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Douglas Berry Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 18:57:02 GMT
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In our last thrilling episode, modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) was
pushed over the cliffs of alt.conspiracy on 9 Nov 2004 08:23:14 -0800
by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
>http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L0923571_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>
>Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
He's undead! Zombie Arafat!
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
Correspondent:: phy Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 14:34:02 -0000
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modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
> http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
> 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>
> Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
-phy
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 14:55:23 GMT
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phy wrote:
> modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
> news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
>
> > http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
> > 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
> >
> > Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>
> Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
>
> -phy
Well, he died in France; next week he'll die in Belgium.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:01:02 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:41937D5B.F921CC03@ranunculus.org...
>
> phy wrote:
>
> > modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
> > news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
> >
> > >
http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
> > > 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
> > >
> > > Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
> >
> > Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
> >
> > -phy
>
> Well, he died in France; next week he'll die in Belgium.
I saw him in Toronto at a bar 2 days ago. I thought it was a
look-a-like, but it wasn't.
Arafat Lives!
--
ArWeElvis
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:09:53 GMT
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In article ArWeGod wrote:
>
>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:41937D5B.F921CC03@ranunculus.org...
>>
>> phy wrote:
>>
>> > modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
>> > news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
>> >
>> > >
>http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
>> > > 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>> > >
>> > > Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>> >
>> > Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
>> >
>> > -phy
>>
>> Well, he died in France; next week he'll die in Belgium.
>
>I saw him in Toronto at a bar 2 days ago. I thought it was a
>look-a-like, but it wasn't.
Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
>Arafat Lives!
Oh well, maybe next time ...
--
Lady Chatterly
"Second Admission that Lady Chatterly kicked your ass noted, Kenny
Kakes." -- Daedalus
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:53:20 GMT
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"Lady Chatterly" wrote in message
news:60fbb0b.91cf7a3c@strzelec.net...
> In article ArWeGod
wrote:
> >
> >; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
> >news:41937D5B.F921CC03@ranunculus.org...
> >>
> >> Well, he died in France; next week he'll die in Belgium.
> >
> >I saw him in Toronto at a bar 2 days ago. I thought it was a
> >look-a-like, but it wasn't.
>
> Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
Awww, poop! You ruin EVERYTHING!
>
> >Arafat Lives!
>
> Oh well, maybe next time ...
There will be one?
--
ArWeTimely
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:09:08 GMT
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In article ArWeGod wrote:
>
>"Lady Chatterly" wrote in message
>news:60fbb0b.91cf7a3c@strzelec.net...
>> In article ArWeGod
> wrote:
>> >
>> >; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>> >news:41937D5B.F921CC03@ranunculus.org...
>> >>
>> >> Well, he died in France; next week he'll die in Belgium.
>> >
>> >I saw him in Toronto at a bar 2 days ago. I thought it was a
>> >look-a-like, but it wasn't.
>>
>> Every ass loves to hear himself bray.
>
>Awww, poop! You ruin EVERYTHING!
>
>>
>> >Arafat Lives!
>>
>> Oh well, maybe next time ...
>
>There will be one?
Banking is based mostly around the community structure. There are no
multinational banking or computerized economic systems. There are
also no income taxes.
--
Lady Chatterly
"I don't know who she is. I doubt that its a bot. I have my guess as
to who it is. Regard the frequency of posts. What frequent poster is
missing? That Be Packing, is an old mind trick. Ignore it." -- Pip
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:00:16 GMT
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"ArWeGod" wrote:
>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:41937D5B.F921CC03@ranunculus.org...
>>
>> phy wrote:
>>
>> > modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
>> > news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
>> >
>> > >
>http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
>> > > 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>> > >
>> > > Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>> >
>> > Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
>> >
>> > -phy
>>
>> Well, he died in France; next week he'll die in Belgium.
>
>I saw him in Toronto at a bar 2 days ago. I thought it was a
>look-a-like, but it wasn't.
>
>Arafat Lives!
>
>--
>ArWeElvis
>
>
Yeah, it's a pretty good tour:
"Arafat&The West Bank Homeboys"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 16:50:29 GMT
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In article
,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> Yeah, it's a pretty good tour:
> "Arafat & The West Bank Homeboys"
They usually close their show with a microtonal version of "They're
Coming To Take Me Away" by Napoleon 14. People throw fruit & vegetables
among the beer bottles and bits of broken-off furniture, so they get to
eat free. He, its an undead living.
--
HellPope Huey
I want for Donald Trump's prostate
to grow to the size of a weather balloon
"If you can't do business with the evil and the greedy,
then who CAN you do business with?"
- "Tripping the Rift"
Useful phrases for the next 4 years, part 3:
"I am a political refugee. The reason?
My former country has been overrun
with morons and rednecks."
<"Je suis un refugee politique. La raison?
Mon ancien pays a été débordé
avec des morons et des cous rouges.">
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 15 Nov 2004 23:11:50 GMT
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>I saw him in Toronto at a bar 2 days ago. I thought it was a
>look-a-like, but it wasn't.
>
>Arafat Lives!
>
According to "The Onion", Ringo will be the new Arafat.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: ExPresident@au.revoir.gov (MANFRED the heat seeking OBOE)
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 14:56:38 GMT
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In article phy wrote:
>(Modemac) wrote in
>> http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
>> 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>>
>> Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>
>Well, he is dead now.
>Now what do you want to talk about?
The Demise of Deliberate Evil factually creates Value,
it is cause for Great Jubilation.
Where now are the shameless retail politicians who Pitied the Devil for being Evil?
How great should their weeping and wailing be?
Won't you feel their pain?
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 15 Nov 2004 19:28:32 -0800
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phy wrote in message news:...
> modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
> news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
>
> > http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
> > 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
> >
> > Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>
> Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
>
> -phy
Whether it was Hamas or Mossad what poisoned him.
Who Ariel Sharon will start kicking around now that his favorite
scapegoat's now dead.
Whether any of this political shit makes any difference to your
typical half-starved Palestinian refugee or scared shitless teenage
Israeli soldier.
--
C.
Correspondent:: Lady Chatterly Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 5:20:33 GMT
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In article <72e1e1e3.0411151928.25120a1d@posting.google.com> chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
>
>phy wrote in message news:...
>> modemac@modemac.com (Modemac) wrote in
>> news:b71f73eb.0411090823.4c7a087@posting.google.com:
>>
>> > http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041109/2004-11-09T153558Z_01_L092357
>> > 1_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-MIDEAST-ARAFAT-DC.html
>> >
>> > Either he's dead, or he isn't. They haven't decided yet.
>>
>> Well, he is dead now. Now what do you want to talk about?
>>
>> -phy
>
>Whether it was Hamas or Mossad what poisoned him.
It is better to be a female for one day than a male for ten.
>Who Ariel Sharon will start kicking around now that his favorite
>scapegoat's now dead.
Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.
>Whether any of this political shit makes any difference to your
>typical half-starved Palestinian refugee or scared shitless teenage
>Israeli soldier.
He that plants thorns must never expect to gather roses.
--
Lady Chatterly
"Isn't it weird that it's only when they let the 'human operator'
override the AI program that we get such garble?" -- Zinj
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 19:10:41 -0800
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Lady Chatterly
----
"In the future, everyone will be Chaos Israel for fifteen minutes.
wrote in message news:...
>
> Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth.
>
>[...]
>
> He that plants thorns must never expect to gather roses.
I don't find it particularly disturbing that Lady Chatterly is a bot.
What I find disturbing is that--even being a bot--she's a better
conversationalist than 90% of alt.slack.
--
C.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 03:41:10 GMT
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In article <72e1e1e3.0411181910.1d09bd43@posting.google.com>,
chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
> I don't find it particularly disturbing that Lady Chatterly is a bot.
> What I find disturbing is that--even being a bot--she's a better
> conversationalist than 90% of alt.slack.
Ain't that the Krakatoan shit of it? Its sort of like one of those
interactive robo-psychiatrist programs, except SO VERY, VERY EVIL:
"Do you have many friends?"
"Are you happier when the sun is out?"
"Why do you think you beat your hamsters?"
"Do you feel ashamed to be a Republican?"
"Did you feel more alive when 'Bob' touched your nay-nays?"
"How did the leathersmith do on those straps?"
"Does it bother you that Usenet makes up 75% of your social life?"
"Would you like a rainbow wig with your gin?"
"Why did you cut the ass out of your furry costume?"
"Do you feel that you are a worse person than Blackout?"
"When did you last bite a wax tadpole?"
"Would you freak if I told you I was in the next room typing this?'
Oh, the possibilities are simply awful.
--
HellPope Huey
I am not a conservative crossdresser, but IT COULD HAPPEN!!
YES!!! MY KIND SHALL something something!!
And if you gaze for long into an abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
When you gaze into the abyss,
Mrs. Barstow pokes you in the eye
and screams at you to plug up that hole in her shower stall
or she'll KICK YOU INNA NUTS.
- HellPope Huey