All you dreadful ruffians

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 3 Nov 2004 22:08:30 -0800

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I feel ever so motivated to give you all a right thrashing, I am so
very incensed, yet my carpet whisk is bent from the last time and I am
not prepared to step up to a baseball bat just yet, as I still harbor
some minute hope that you will snap to and allow a gentleman to read
his old copies of SCREW in peace again. Please give my proposal
serious consideration and forestall my alternate plan of pouring
thumbtacks into your codpieces. Thanks ever so. Knock me up in the
morning.

This offer void in Ohio, Baptist churches, Texas ice houses, Arkinsaw
and Nenslo's house.

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HellPope Huey
Never mind the bollocks,
where's the bleedin' cordiality?

Where would this country be
without this great land of ours?
- Ronald Reagan

"Two dogs died, one from guinea worms,
the other from you."
- Hunter S. Thompson