A good Bush inauguration song
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 20:23:44 GMT

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I am the Emperor of the Highway
I wield the Universal Will
One might chance to overlook on my Divineness
Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville
I am the Emperor of the Highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as I please
For I am the Emperor of the Highway

Hold!
Methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the Royal Prince of Foreign Sports Cars
Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown off by a Regal Road Hog

I am the Emperor of the Highway
(Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car?)
This time my friend, you are outclassed
(Any real man would drive a stick shift)
For my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
(Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)
And he will place his Royal Boot upon your Ass
(This is my exit, we shall meet another day)

Don't forget who's Emperor of the Highway
For I am the Emperor of the Highway!

- "Emperor of the Highway" from
"The Ever-Popular Tortured Artist Effect" by Todd Rundgren

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HellPope Huey
Awwww, you so cuuute.....
even with that PMS FAIRY on your back

"No one except a dumb thief plays with the security of others
and then makes himself believe he will be secure,
whereas thinking people, when disaster strikes,
make it their priority to look for its causes
in order to prevent it happening again.
- Osama bin Laden

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #65:
"Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff."


Correspondent:: "peeps"
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 20:26:43 GMT

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message news:hulkturds-23EA2C.14240403112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>
> I am the Emperor of the Highway
> I wield the Universal Will
> One might chance to overlook on my Divineness
> Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville
> I am the Emperor of the Highway
> Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
> I need never indicate my intentions
> I can stop and go and turn just as I please
> For I am the Emperor of the Highway
>
> Hold!
> Methinks that thou hast driven too far
> I am the Royal Prince of Foreign Sports Cars
> Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
> Than to be blown off by a Regal Road Hog
>
> I am the Emperor of the Highway
> (Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car?)
> This time my friend, you are outclassed
> (Any real man would drive a stick shift)
> For my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
> (Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)
> And he will place his Royal Boot upon your Ass
> (This is my exit, we shall meet another day)
>
> Don't forget who's Emperor of the Highway
> For I am the Emperor of the Highway!
>
> - "Emperor of the Highway" from
> "The Ever-Popular Tortured Artist Effect" by Todd Rundgren
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> Awwww, you so cuuute.....
> even with that PMS FAIRY on your back
>
> "No one except a dumb thief plays with the security of others
> and then makes himself believe he will be secure,
> whereas thinking people, when disaster strikes,
> make it their priority to look for its causes
> in order to prevent it happening again.
> - Osama bin Laden
>
> Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #65:
> "Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff."
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 15:36:49 -0600

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HellPope Huey wrote:
> I am the Emperor of the Highway
> I wield the Universal Will
> One might chance to overlook on my Divineness
> Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville
> I am the Emperor of the Highway
> Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
> I need never indicate my intentions
> I can stop and go and turn just as I please
> For I am the Emperor of the Highway
>
> Hold!
> Methinks that thou hast driven too far
> I am the Royal Prince of Foreign Sports Cars
> Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
> Than to be blown off by a Regal Road Hog
>
> I am the Emperor of the Highway
> (Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car?)
> This time my friend, you are outclassed
> (Any real man would drive a stick shift)
> For my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
> (Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)
> And he will place his Royal Boot upon your Ass
> (This is my exit, we shall meet another day)
>
> Don't forget who's Emperor of the Highway
> For I am the Emperor of the Highway!
>
> - "Emperor of the Highway" from
> "The Ever-Popular Tortured Artist Effect" by Todd Rundgren

I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby

I'm at peace, I’m the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I’ll flatten’ em out, yeah
It's herd behavior
It's evolution, baby

Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby

I'm a thief, I'm a liar
There's my church, I sing in the choir
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone
My appetite, a nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me
Nothin', why?
Because it's evolution, baby

I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
Twenty ten, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby
It's evolution, baby
Do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on

"Do the Evolution," Pearl Jam