A Modest Proposal from John Trubee
Correspondent:: ZOOGZRIFT@hotmail.com (ZOOGZ RIFT)
Date: 17 Nov 2004 10:22:15 -0800

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From : John v Trubee
Sent : Wednesday, November 17, 2004 6:35 AM
Subject : A Modest Proposal





In light of recent developments in which the tenor of public debate
has descended into bitter rancor and in which the dominate force
has inverted previously held values, I heartily recommend changing
the
name of this country to:

THE UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM OF AMERICA

Overarching principles expressed on those faded and useless pieces
of paper from over 200 years ago no longer apply. What matters most
is
team spirit, loyalty, adherence to the flag, patriotism, wealth, and

success solely predicated upon the accumulation of wealth and
possessions and beating the other guy.

Even our chief executive once owned a sports team, proudly eschews
books and newspapers and reading, and lauds loyalty to the team
as the highest virtue. We all ought to emulate his excellent
example.

Our current nation-state resembles a humongous sporting event with
aggressive, muscular meat puppets enacting our collective will on
the bloody
playing field while vulgar, obese, pasty-faced mediocrities hoot a
collective roar from the stands. Emotion and loyalty to the team
override
those archaic totems of ideas, principles, reason, and expression of
ideas.
Books and the ideas in them are no longer of import; only egghead
fags fuss
with that bullshit. Only power, celebrity, money, and beating the
losers make
life worth living.

That glorious flag which some egghead fags sneer at as a mere rag on
a stick
accounts for more than the quaint, antiquated crap written in the
U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Only egghead
fags
place greater weight on words and ideas and principles than on
success and
winning as previously defined in the real world.

Salute the flag!
Go team, go!
GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!
Thank you, Jesus. Amen.


John Trubee
PO Box 4921
Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
"A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"


Correspondent:: Greg Henry
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:19:50 -0500

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ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> From : John v Trubee
> Sent : Wednesday, November 17, 2004 6:35 AM
> Subject : A Modest Proposal
>
>
>
>
>
> In light of recent developments in which the tenor of public debate
> has descended into bitter rancor and in which the dominate force
> has inverted previously held values, I heartily recommend changing
> the
> name of this country to:
>
> THE UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM OF AMERICA
>
> Overarching principles expressed on those faded and useless pieces
> of paper from over 200 years ago no longer apply. What matters most
> is
> team spirit, loyalty, adherence to the flag, patriotism, wealth, and
>
> success solely predicated upon the accumulation of wealth and
> possessions and beating the other guy.
>
> Even our chief executive once owned a sports team, proudly eschews
> books and newspapers and reading, and lauds loyalty to the team
> as the highest virtue. We all ought to emulate his excellent
> example.
>
> Our current nation-state resembles a humongous sporting event with
> aggressive, muscular meat puppets enacting our collective will on
> the bloody
> playing field while vulgar, obese, pasty-faced mediocrities hoot a
> collective roar from the stands. Emotion and loyalty to the team
> override
> those archaic totems of ideas, principles, reason, and expression of
> ideas.
> Books and the ideas in them are no longer of import; only egghead
> fags fuss
> with that bullshit. Only power, celebrity, money, and beating the
> losers make
> life worth living.
>
> That glorious flag which some egghead fags sneer at as a mere rag on
> a stick
> accounts for more than the quaint, antiquated crap written in the
> U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Only egghead
> fags
> place greater weight on words and ideas and principles than on
> success and
> winning as previously defined in the real world.
>
> Salute the flag!
> Go team, go!
> GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!
> Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
>
>
> John Trubee
> PO Box 4921
> Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
> "A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
> chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"

You forgot beer.




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 20:37:07 GMT

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Greg Henry wrote:

> ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> > From : John v Trubee
> > Sent : Wednesday, November 17, 2004 6:35 AM
> > Subject : A Modest Proposal
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > In light of recent developments in which the tenor of public debate
> > has descended into bitter rancor and in which the dominate force
> > has inverted previously held values, I heartily recommend changing
> > the
> > name of this country to:
> >
> > THE UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM OF AMERICA
> >
> > Overarching principles expressed on those faded and useless pieces
> > of paper from over 200 years ago no longer apply. What matters most
> > is
> > team spirit, loyalty, adherence to the flag, patriotism, wealth, and
> >
> > success solely predicated upon the accumulation of wealth and
> > possessions and beating the other guy.
> >
> > Even our chief executive once owned a sports team, proudly eschews
> > books and newspapers and reading, and lauds loyalty to the team
> > as the highest virtue. We all ought to emulate his excellent
> > example.
> >
> > Our current nation-state resembles a humongous sporting event with
> > aggressive, muscular meat puppets enacting our collective will on
> > the bloody
> > playing field while vulgar, obese, pasty-faced mediocrities hoot a
> > collective roar from the stands. Emotion and loyalty to the team
> > override
> > those archaic totems of ideas, principles, reason, and expression of
> > ideas.
> > Books and the ideas in them are no longer of import; only egghead
> > fags fuss
> > with that bullshit. Only power, celebrity, money, and beating the
> > losers make
> > life worth living.
> >
> > That glorious flag which some egghead fags sneer at as a mere rag on
> > a stick
> > accounts for more than the quaint, antiquated crap written in the
> > U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Only egghead
> > fags
> > place greater weight on words and ideas and principles than on
> > success and
> > winning as previously defined in the real world.
> >
> > Salute the flag!
> > Go team, go!
> > GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!
> > Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
> >
> >
> > John Trubee
> > PO Box 4921
> > Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
> > "A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
> > chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"
>
> You forgot beer.

And pick-up trucks
and rain
and Momma
and prison
and trains
and...




Correspondent:: "NINJA IS PAPA"
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 04:50:26 -0700

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"Greg Henry" wrote in message
news:sLydncpqH874LwbcRVn-3Q@adelphia.com...
> ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> > From : John v Trubee
> > Sent : Wednesday, November 17, 2004 6:35 AM
> > Subject : A Modest Proposal
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > In light of recent developments in which the tenor of public
debate
> > has descended into bitter rancor and in which the dominate force
> > has inverted previously held values, I heartily recommend changing
> > the
> > name of this country to:
> >
> > THE UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM OF AMERICA
> >
> > Overarching principles expressed on those faded and useless pieces
> > of paper from over 200 years ago no longer apply. What matters most
> > is
> > team spirit, loyalty, adherence to the flag, patriotism, wealth,
and
> >
> > success solely predicated upon the accumulation of wealth and
> > possessions and beating the other guy.
> >
> > Even our chief executive once owned a sports team, proudly eschews
> > books and newspapers and reading, and lauds loyalty to the team
> > as the highest virtue. We all ought to emulate his excellent
> > example.
> >
> > Our current nation-state resembles a humongous sporting event with
> > aggressive, muscular meat puppets enacting our collective will on
> > the bloody
> > playing field while vulgar, obese, pasty-faced mediocrities hoot a
> > collective roar from the stands. Emotion and loyalty to the team
> > override
> > those archaic totems of ideas, principles, reason, and expression
of
> > ideas.
> > Books and the ideas in them are no longer of import; only egghead
> > fags fuss
> > with that bullshit. Only power, celebrity, money, and beating the
> > losers make
> > life worth living.
> >
> > That glorious flag which some egghead fags sneer at as a mere rag
on
> > a stick
> > accounts for more than the quaint, antiquated crap written in the
> > U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Only egghead
> > fags
> > place greater weight on words and ideas and principles than on
> > success and
> > winning as previously defined in the real world.
> >
> > Salute the flag!
> > Go team, go!
> > GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!
> > Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
> >
> >
> > John Trubee
> > PO Box 4921
> > Santa Rosa, CA 95402 USA
> > "A junkyard dog staked to a short chain
> > chasing himself in tight circles of sorrow and madness"
>
> You forgot beer.
>

You forgot 8 DOLLAR BEERS IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE!




Correspondent:: Bill
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 21:08:20 GMT

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I didn't see a thing in this about eating babies.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 21:10:30 GMT

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Bill wrote:

> I didn't see a thing in this about eating babies.

Get a clue!
http://www.necrobabes.org/dolcett/





Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 04:03:35 -0500

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On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:22:15 -0800, ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:


> John Trubee


I've had a blind man's penis stuck in my head all day today.




Correspondent:: "NINJA IS PAPA"
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 04:51:59 -0700

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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.11.18.09.03.32.606542@sheayright.com...
> On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:22:15 -0800, ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
>
>
> > John Trubee
>
>
> I've had a blind man's penis stuck in my head all day today.
>
>

Which orifice?




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:09:34 GMT

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In article ,
"NINJA IS PAPA" wrote:
> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> news:pan.2004.11.18.09.03.32.606542@sheayright.com...
> > On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 10:22:15 -0800, ZOOGZ RIFT wrote:
> >> >
> > > John Trubee
> >> >
> > I've had a blind man's penis stuck in my head all day today.
> >>
> Which orifice?

No orifice; it shot through his head like an iron pipe in a
construction site accident and is lodged in the spot where short term
memory is first held. Now he'll keep repeating that for the rest of his
life and never take in anything new. He's a curmudgeon in bondage, oh
yeah oh yeah oh yeah.

--

HellPope Huey
I am not a conservative crossdresser, but IT COULD HAPPEN!!
YES!!! MY KIND SHALL something something!!

And if you gaze for long into an abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

When you gaze into the abyss,
Mrs. Barstow pokes you in the eye
and screams at you to plug up that hole in her shower stall
or she'll KICK YOU INNA NUTS.
- HellPope Huey