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Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:09:18 +0000
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... and nothing but cats.
Seriously. I'm doing a bit of Xist shopping and all I seem to come up
with is cats!
Correspondent:: DrNerdware
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 10:33:44 +0000
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IMBJR wrote:
> ... and nothing but cats.
>
> Seriously. I'm doing a bit of Xist shopping and all I seem to come up
> with is cats!
Clone your cats!
http://www.savingsandclone.com
Only $55K per cat.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:18:17 GMT
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In article ,
DrNerdware wrote:
> IMBJR wrote:
> > ... and nothing but cats.
> > > > Seriously. I'm doing a bit of Xist shopping and all I seem to come up
> > with is cats!
> >
> Clone your cats!
> http://www.savingsandclone.com
>
> Only $55K per cat.
CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of cinder
blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have plenty left
over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the crotch
of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 04:21:02 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> DrNerdware wrote:
>
> > IMBJR wrote:
> > > ... and nothing but cats.
> > > > > Seriously. I'm doing a bit of Xist shopping and all I seem to come up
> > > with is cats!
> > >
> > Clone your cats!
> > http://www.savingsandclone.com
> >
> > Only $55K per cat.
>
> CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of cinder
> blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have plenty left
> over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the crotch
> of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
>
> Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
>
> --
One of my EOD work buddies has a 15-year old daughter,
and he says he got a big dang Rottie. So, he says
that he feeds the Rottie about every 3-5 days and
he starts playing rap on the boom-box just before
feeding time. Yummy! Sulpher-8!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 05:19:21 GMT
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In article <4190455F.26A93ACC@Rununculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of cinder
> > blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have plenty left
> > over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the crotch
> > of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
> > Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
> >
> One of my EOD work buddies has a 15-year old daughter,
> and he says he got a big dang Rottie. So, he says
> that he feeds the Rottie about every 3-5 days and
> he starts playing rap on the boom-box just before
> feeding time. Yummy! Sulpher-8!
Damn, you just gave me wood. A company of dogs trained like that and we
could rub out Rap As We Know It in our lifetime. UNH UNH UNH UNH!!!
--
HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 9 Nov 2004 14:41:38 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
0682AB.23194108112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <4190455F.26A93ACC@Rununculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> > CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of cinder
>> > blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have plenty
left
>> > over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the crotch
>> > of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
>> > Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
>> >
>> One of my EOD work buddies has a 15-year old daughter,
>> and he says he got a big dang Rottie. So, he says
>> that he feeds the Rottie about every 3-5 days and
>> he starts playing rap on the boom-box just before
>> feeding time. Yummy! Sulpher-8!
>
> Damn, you just gave me wood. A company of dogs trained like that and we
> could rub out Rap As We Know It in our lifetime. UNH UNH UNH UNH!!!
Oh right... first it's rap, then they'll outlaw Oompah bands and marching
kazoo squads. Train a legion of mutts to bark "Columbia the Gem of the
Ocean" while attacking congress critters in a flying "V" formation and THEN
I'll sign up for the rebellion. WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END???
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 16:39:10 GMT
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> 0682AB.23194108112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> > In article <4190455F.26A93ACC@Rununculus.org>,
> > Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> >> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> >> > CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of cinder
> >> > blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have plenty
> left
> >> > over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the crotch
> >> > of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
> >> > Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
> >> >
> >> One of my EOD work buddies has a 15-year old daughter,
> >> and he says he got a big dang Rottie. So, he says
> >> that he feeds the Rottie about every 3-5 days and
> >> he starts playing rap on the boom-box just before
> >> feeding time. Yummy! Sulpher-8!
> >
> > Damn, you just gave me wood. A company of dogs trained like that and we
> > could rub out Rap As We Know It in our lifetime. UNH UNH UNH UNH!!!
>
> Oh right... first it's rap, then they'll outlaw Oompah bands and marching
> kazoo squads. Train a legion of mutts to bark "Columbia the Gem of the
> Ocean" while attacking congress critters in a flying "V" formation and THEN
> I'll sign up for the rebellion. WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END???
>
> --
Oh, well now--maybe not outlaw Oompah bands,
but certainly you've had an urge to put stuff into
a tuba!?!? It's only natural!
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 9 Nov 2004 18:33:42 GMT
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
news:4190F1CC.7CD40BD7@Rununculus.org:
>
>
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
>> 0682AB.23194108112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>>
>> > In article <4190455F.26A93ACC@Rununculus.org>,
>> > Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>> >> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >
>> >> > CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of
>> >> > cinder
>> >> > blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have
>> >> > plenty
>> left
>> >> > over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the
>> >> > crotch of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
>> >> > Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
>> >> >
>> >> One of my EOD work buddies has a 15-year old daughter,
>> >> and he says he got a big dang Rottie. So, he says
>> >> that he feeds the Rottie about every 3-5 days and
>> >> he starts playing rap on the boom-box just before
>> >> feeding time. Yummy! Sulpher-8!
>> >
>> > Damn, you just gave me wood. A company of dogs trained like that and
>> > we
>> > could rub out Rap As We Know It in our lifetime. UNH UNH UNH UNH!!!
>>
>> Oh right... first it's rap, then they'll outlaw Oompah bands and
>> marching kazoo squads. Train a legion of mutts to bark "Columbia the
>> Gem of the Ocean" while attacking congress critters in a flying "V"
>> formation and THEN I'll sign up for the rebellion. WHERE WILL THE
>> MADNESS END???
>>
>> --
>
> Oh, well now--maybe not outlaw Oompah bands,
> but certainly you've had an urge to put stuff into
> a tuba!?!? It's only natural!
>
>
The last time I put stuff in a tuba, I was looking for the flush handle.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 19:56:18 GMT
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in
> news:4190F1CC.7CD40BD7@Rununculus.org:
>
> >
> >
> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> >
> >> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> >> 0682AB.23194108112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> >>
> >> > In article <4190455F.26A93ACC@Rununculus.org>,
> >> > Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> >> >> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> > CLONE 'em! Not a bit of it! For $55K, I can buy a couple of
> >> >> > cinder
> >> >> > blocks to drop on the ones that are annoying me now and have
> >> >> > plenty
> >> left
> >> >> > over for a helper monkey I can train to sink its teeth into the
> >> >> > crotch of anyone who says "patriot" or "Praise the Lord."
> >> >> > Clone a goddamned cat... shit....
> >> >> >
> >> >> One of my EOD work buddies has a 15-year old daughter,
> >> >> and he says he got a big dang Rottie. So, he says
> >> >> that he feeds the Rottie about every 3-5 days and
> >> >> he starts playing rap on the boom-box just before
> >> >> feeding time. Yummy! Sulpher-8!
> >> >
> >> > Damn, you just gave me wood. A company of dogs trained like that and
> >> > we
> >> > could rub out Rap As We Know It in our lifetime. UNH UNH UNH UNH!!!
> >>
> >> Oh right... first it's rap, then they'll outlaw Oompah bands and
> >> marching kazoo squads. Train a legion of mutts to bark "Columbia the
> >> Gem of the Ocean" while attacking congress critters in a flying "V"
> >> formation and THEN I'll sign up for the rebellion. WHERE WILL THE
> >> MADNESS END???
> >>
> >> --
> >
> > Oh, well now--maybe not outlaw Oompah bands,
> > but certainly you've had an urge to put stuff into
> > a tuba!?!? It's only natural!
> >
> >
>
> The last time I put stuff in a tuba, I was looking for the flush handle.
>
> --
See? It's only natural!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:39:48 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> Oh right... first it's rap, then they'll outlaw Oompah bands and marching
> kazoo squads. Train a legion of mutts to bark "Columbia the Gem of the
> Ocean" while attacking congress critters in a flying "V" formation and THEN
> I'll sign up for the rebellion. WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END???
END? It never ends; it just goes on tour. Teenagers go wild and tear up
the seats with their Goth shank knives. Those goddamned kids better get
offa my lawn or I'm going to tell them where Nenslo lives.
--
HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"