3 more years!
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 22:14:01 -0500
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Ahhhh...regardless of the election outcome, we will now have THREE MORE
YEARS OF PEACE!
No more microscopic investigations of military service records, voting
records; no more fake-umentaries; no more robots calling me six times a
day.
I've heard from John Kerry twice, George Bush 5 times, Arnold once, John
Glenn, Laura Bush, and hung up on more celebrities than I could possibly
name. I've had it, HAD IT.
For the next 3 years, give or take, nobody will really give a fuck who to
vote for, and we'll live with the failed promises of whatever in the way of
a "winner" the CON extrudes from its billious buttcheeks.
Rather like the Olympics.
The only thing to interrupt the boredom of the next three years might be if
Kerry wins. JFK ain't the initials I'd like to be sporting, if ya know what
I mean. That'd be quite a show on CNN, with all the camera-phoned latter
day Zapruders floating around out there.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 20:57:35 -0800
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On Mon, 1 Nov 2004 22:14:01 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>The only thing to interrupt the boredom of the next three years might be if
>Kerry wins. JFK ain't the initials I'd like to be sporting, if ya know what
>I mean. That'd be quite a show on CNN, with all the camera-phoned latter
>day Zapruders floating around out there.
well we could get lucky and there be a nuclear war.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
A nurse working at the Southern Madrid Residence [hospital],
which is located about 200 meters from the El Pozo station, has
stated that, when she came this morning to administer first aid to
those wounded in the attack, she heard the "ceaseless ringing of
the mobile phones of the dead."
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 2 Nov 2004 13:49:21 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> On Mon, 1 Nov 2004 22:14:01 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> >The only thing to interrupt the boredom of the next three years might be if
> >Kerry wins. JFK ain't the initials I'd like to be sporting, if ya know what
> >I mean. That'd be quite a show on CNN, with all the camera-phoned latter
> >day Zapruders floating around out there.
> well we could get lucky and there be a nuclear war.
When you see that mushroom cloud rising up, make sure you turn and
kick your boss in the balls as hard as you can. Never let it be said
that you did not go out with a bang.
"And the Lord said 'What was your last act upon the Earth?', to which
I replied 'Lord, when I saw that the despoilers had played their last
hand and I had been handed the joker, yea, verily, didst I turn and
give Mr. Crabosky a long-deserved goomph to the jewels.' The Lord
laughed heartily, opened unto me the gates of Heaven, saying 'Well
done, thy good and wacky servant!'"
--
HellPope Huey
Pull my lever, you lush hottie
Doesn't matter who you vote for,
the Goverment gets elected.
- Mr. M. J. Lush
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."
- Homer Simpson
www.georgecarlin.com
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:07:22 GMT
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> > On Mon, 1 Nov 2004 22:14:01 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> > wrote:
> >
> > >The only thing to interrupt the boredom of the next three years might be if
> > >Kerry wins. JFK ain't the initials I'd like to be sporting, if ya know what
> > >I mean. That'd be quite a show on CNN, with all the camera-phoned latter
> > >day Zapruders floating around out there.
>
> > well we could get lucky and there be a nuclear war.
>
> When you see that mushroom cloud rising up, make sure you turn and
> kick your boss in the balls as hard as you can. Never let it be said
> that you did not go out with a bang.
>
> "And the Lord said 'What was your last act upon the Earth?', to which
> I replied 'Lord, when I saw that the despoilers had played their last
> hand and I had been handed the joker, yea, verily, didst I turn and
> give Mr. Crabosky a long-deserved goomph to the jewels.' The Lord
> laughed heartily, opened unto me the gates of Heaven, saying 'Well
> done, thy good and wacky servant!'"
>
> --
>
>
Well, that sounds like a plan. Next Halloween, I'm going to walk around
with a turnip, as did the original Stingy Jack of the Jack o'Lantern, who
wasn't allowed in Heaven nor Hell either. This year, walking around with
a fire ax in one hand and a teddy bear in the other hand didn't work out
too well.