Correspondent:: "paco" Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 07:56:16 -0500
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Here in shitty London Ontario we have a crappy radio station that has a
station id of Bob Fm.
They suck. But I was being subjected to this filth yesterday and I heard
the Yeti greeting (eieieieieie) during one of there station id breaks. Is
this some kind of a sign?
I was getting ready to burn the station down, but now.....
i'm confused. Should I continue with my plans and spread fecies on the
doors, or should I make them a cake?
my world is crumbling
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 09:31:04 -0500
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In article , paco
wrote:
> Here in shitty London Ontario we have a crappy radio station that has a
> station id of Bob Fm.
> They suck. But I was being subjected to this filth yesterday and I heard
> the Yeti greeting (eieieieieie) during one of there station id breaks. Is
> this some kind of a sign?
> I was getting ready to burn the station down, but now.....
> i'm confused. Should I continue with my plans and spread fecies on the
> doors, or should I make them a cake?
>
> my world is crumbling
>
>
Make them a feces cake.
There's the False "Bob" in those Enzyte commercials... an "Hour of
Slack" in San Francisco that's just a pink station's period of playing
classic rock hits WITH FEWER ADS!... there's also a WBOB, radio Bob,
bullshit station here in the states too, and a KBOB... there's the
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 22:59:50 -0500
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In article <011120040931048319%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:
>
> Imitation is the sincerest form of Slacklessness, and the Church of the
> SubGenius is the sincerest form of "SEND ONE DOLLAR."
>
> Although, in truth, we recently changed that to "SEND TWO DOLLARS." The
> one dollar pamphlets are now two dollars unless you buy them in bulk.
That's $30 for ten.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:55:11 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:011120042259502501%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <011120040931048319%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
> Stang wrote:
> >
> > Imitation is the sincerest form of Slacklessness, and the Church of
the
> > SubGenius is the sincerest form of "SEND ONE DOLLAR."
> >
> > Although, in truth, we recently changed that to "SEND TWO DOLLARS."
The
> > one dollar pamphlets are now two dollars unless you buy them in
bulk.
>
> That's $30 for ten.
Hhhhmmmm... So I buy 10 at a cost of $20 and I can get $30 for the ten
from the Church?! Praise "Bob" and Kill me.
Now, if I could just borrow $20, somewhere...
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ArWeSixpenceNoneTheRicher
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 05:13:53 +1100
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> I was getting ready to burn the station down, but now.....
> i'm confused. Should I continue with my plans and spread fecies on the
> doors, or should I make them a cake?
INFILTRATE them. start off making cups of tea if you have to; that's how
Graeme Kennedy got started, and he ended up with his own tonight show on
channel 9. then slowly, as you ascend the ladder, begin placing other
subs in strategic positions... you know, the software guys who are the
only ones who can run the linux-based audio cart system... the repair
guys who are the only ones who know exactly how everything is wired
up... when the time, or perhaps the stars, is, or are, right, switch the
format from easy-listening to 24-7 back-to-back HOS.
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"paco" wrote in message
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> Here in shitty London Ontario we have a crappy radio station that has a
I KNOW you didn't just divulge your location. But ye did...didnchta? Ye done
did done it now. So you're from Canada...therefore you know Bob Wav-el. Back
in 1885, he started the first Wendys in those parts, selling charnel burgers
and indian sweet bread. Anyway, STAY RIGHT there.