scientists plan to make mouse with human brain

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:42:52 -0700

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In time for the 2007 presidential elections. But
they plan to kill the millions of mice if they show
any tendency to vote.

http://tinyurl.com/55d8c

It will look like any ordinary mouse, but for America's
scientists a tiny animal threatens to ignite a profound
ethical dilemma.

In one of the most controversial scientific projects
ever conceived, a group of university researchers in
California's Silicon Valley is preparing to create a
mouse whose brain will be composed entirely of human
cells...


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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 04:27:03 GMT

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In article <422D112C.6461@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> In one of the most controversial scientific projects
> ever conceived, a group of university researchers in
> California's Silicon Valley is preparing to create a
> mouse whose brain will be composed entirely of human
> cells...

... and if successful, it will take over "The O'Reily Report."

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Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison"
Date: Tue, 8 Mar 2005 05:57:56 -0600

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Grinningbastard-358F5A.22281107032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <422D112C.6461@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
> > In one of the most controversial scientific projects
> > ever conceived, a group of university researchers in
> > California's Silicon Valley is preparing to create a
> > mouse whose brain will be composed entirely of human
> > cells...
>
> ... and if successful, it will take over "The O'Reily Report."
>
I thought it *was* "The O'Reily Report".

Except for the phone sex.

Paul




Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 01:33:53 +1100

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> In one of the most controversial scientific projects
> ever conceived, a group of university researchers in
> California's Silicon Valley is preparing to create a
> mouse whose brain will be composed entirely of human
> cells...



o for fuck's sake. someone take these people aside and show them the
fucking cartoon, okay? with the smart mouse and the dumb mouse?


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 15:33:08 -0800

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>>o for fuck's sake. someone take these people aside and show them the
fucking cartoon, okay? with the smart mouse and the dumb mouse? >>

Narf!