more imponderables
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 18:13:48 -0800
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Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Topaxi - the God of Certain Mushrooms, and also of Great Ideas you
Forget to Write Down and Will Never Remember Again, and of People who
Tell Other People That "dog" is "God" spelled backwards and think this
is in some way revelatory.
- Terry Pratchet
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 02:26:30 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
> Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
> Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
> Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
Because Nhee Ghee played Crack-the-Whip with your DNA and you're lucky
you can even be JOE, much less Dobbs. SHUT UP! You COULD be one o' them
water-head babies down in Biloxi. Besides, 3 of those are dead and the
other is immortal CLIP-ART, so you're in pretty good overall shape for a
counterculture gunky with a bad attitude and the vague scent of opiated
Ouzo about you. GOOD ONE, COSBY!!!
--
HellPope Huey
Underhanded Gutbucket Rockabilly
Washtub Bassballs Overlord
I lost some time once.
Its always in the last place you look for it.
- Delirium
"Do you ever feel like wherever you are,
you should be somewhere else?"
"Only when I'm awake."
- "The Education of Max Bickford"
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 20:42:09 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
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> Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
Yes, you can! Just not in toto.
> Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
Because you are under heavy fire.
> Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
I know just what you mean.
> Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
Because then we would have to kill you.
--
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Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 08:39:36 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
> Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
> Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
> Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz? Fictional Character
Jim Morrison Drugged fuck
James Dean Counter culture wanna-be
"BOB" all of the above
You may come close to Jim and James though.....
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:45:32 -0800
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You'd have to be some kind of dumbass to ponder any of those in the
first place.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 13:43:06 -0800
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Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
You always reminded me of Don Knotts, in a sexual kind of way.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 19:09:38 -0800
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On 9 Mar 2005 13:43:06 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:
>Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
>Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
>Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
>Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
>
>
>You always reminded me of Don Knotts, in a sexual kind of way.
y'know I always got a strange, vaguely sexual thrill from "The Ghost
and Mr. Chicken" when I was a kid.
Come to think of it.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 05:00:24 GMT
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In article <0eev215httia63f8vb46tbiqeea144mtam@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On 9 Mar 2005 13:43:06 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
> wrote:
>
> >Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
> >Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
> >Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
> >Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
> >
> >You always reminded me of Don Knotts, in a sexual kind of way.
>
> y'know I always got a strange, vaguely sexual thrill from "The Ghost
> and Mr. Chicken" when I was a kid.
> Come to think of it.
There you go, channeling Don Knotts again. He had a pet chicken named
Dorothea he trained to SING while he was fucking her. No foolin', she
did great stuff like "You'll Never Walk Alone" and "Muskrat Love." Larry
Flynt offered him half a million dollars for her, but Don told him to
piss off.
--
HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 9 Mar 2005 16:10:43 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
"Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?"
Why can't you be John Beresford Tipton from "The Millionaire"?
I need one of them fucking checks, man.
Slack me, or give me kill!
Posted by:: "rev_cletus"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:03:46 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
'Cuz now you'd have homersexyuls wearin' yer dresses, singin' like you, and
wantin' to have their implanted clitori shaped *just* like yers - a lil'
Munchkin in a boat.
> Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
'Cuz ye'd be *daid*, fer one...an' fer anuther, ye'd have scraggly faux
hippies campin' on yer grave in Paris, spillin' their spooge whilst
concoctin' the next generation of tired-ass, stuck-in-the-sixties wankers.
> Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
Huh...only ONE o' them to a fuggin' UNIVERSE, dickweed.
> Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
'Cuz you ain't got a thang if you ain't got dat *schwang*,
doowapdoowapdoowapdoowapdoowap
--
rev_c
.sig wondering if lil' Judy ever tasted dwarf cock...
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 09:48:55 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> Why CAN'T I be Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz?
> Why CAN'T I be Jim Morrison?
> Why CAN'T I be James Dean?
> Why CAN'T I be "BOB"?
>
Aw, darling, who's been filling your head with stinkin' thinkin' again?
Of COURSE you can be any of those, or ALL of them, if you really want
to!