it doesn't count if you look that way naturally
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 08:12:29 -0700
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Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:13:22 -0700
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Goddamned if there ain't somethin' to give ye the heebeejeebees on every
session of Alt.Slack!
You oafs do realize that kids might see this shit and sort of freak out?
Yeah, I know you don't give a shit. Yeah, I know I'm an asshole. But I'm
also very sensitive to penile and testicular mutilation, skin diseases and
photos of people evacuating their bowels all over hell and gone. Could you
at least post a warning about these sites? "Caution: May make you puke your
last few meals all over your keyboard: Please use plastic wrap for
protection of your computer before clicking."
Angelicus Rex
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 11:23:13 -0700
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> Goddamned if there ain't somethin' to give ye the
> heebeejeebees on every session of Alt.Slack!
>
> You oafs do realize that kids might see this shit
> and sort of freak out? Yeah, I know you don't give
> a shit. Yeah, I know I'm an asshole. But I'm also
> very sensitive to penile and testicular mutilation,
> skin diseases and photos of people evacuating their
> bowels all over hell and gone. Could you at least
> post a warning about these sites? "Caution: May make
> you puke your last few meals all over your keyboard:
> Please use plastic wrap for protection of your
> computer before clicking."
>
Absolutely not.
alt.slack is not for kids, period. Not even for kids
who are *on* their period.
It is one of the last vestiges of the 1960s-type sleazy
bar where individuals like the Rat Pack and Mickey
Spillane smoked nasty unfiltered cigs and drank whiskey
neat while leering at waitresses who were chunky with
no muscle tone and wore enormous undergarments.
The other half of alt.slack is of the same period in
history, but is a Beat koffee shop, where those like
Sterno and Huey wear sunglasses at night and black
berets and copacetically insert butt heroin
suppositories while watching 8mm reel squid pornos
and snap their fingers as Nenslo, up on stage, as he
recites "Shut up" 600 times in a row accompanied by
bongos.
The third half of alt.slack is where the niggers hang
out, playing that evil jazz and smoking reefer while
the sloe gin is poured out and the craps game in back
is going strong. It is a hot and steamy night and
passions are high with a good chance for straight
razors to come flashin' out 'cause someone give someone
else's old lady a gold-tooth flash once too often.
So, what's it gonna be, stranger? Whiskey, butt heroin
or sloe gin? Ain't no kids allowed in this joint.
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Posted by:: Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 19:01:07 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in news:42333391.6018
@succeeds.com:
> angelicusrex wrote:
>>
>> Goddamned if there ain't somethin' to give ye the
>> heebeejeebees on every session of Alt.Slack!
>>
>> You oafs do realize that kids might see this shit
>> and sort of freak out? Yeah, I know you don't give
>> a shit. Yeah, I know I'm an asshole. But I'm also
>> very sensitive to penile and testicular mutilation,
>> skin diseases and photos of people evacuating their
>> bowels all over hell and gone. Could you at least
>> post a warning about these sites? "Caution: May make
>> you puke your last few meals all over your keyboard:
>> Please use plastic wrap for protection of your
>> computer before clicking."
>>
>
> Absolutely not.
>
> alt.slack is not for kids, period. Not even for kids
> who are *on* their period.
>
> It is one of the last vestiges of the 1960s-type sleazy
> bar where individuals like the Rat Pack and Mickey
> Spillane smoked nasty unfiltered cigs and drank whiskey
> neat while leering at waitresses who were chunky with
> no muscle tone and wore enormous undergarments.
>
> The other half of alt.slack is of the same period in
> history, but is a Beat koffee shop, where those like
> Sterno and Huey wear sunglasses at night and black
> berets and copacetically insert butt heroin
> suppositories while watching 8mm reel squid pornos
> and snap their fingers as Nenslo, up on stage, as he
> recites "Shut up" 600 times in a row accompanied by
> bongos.
>
> The third half of alt.slack is where the niggers hang
> out, playing that evil jazz and smoking reefer while
> the sloe gin is poured out and the craps game in back
> is going strong. It is a hot and steamy night and
> passions are high with a good chance for straight
> razors to come flashin' out 'cause someone give someone
> else's old lady a gold-tooth flash once too often.
>
> So, what's it gonna be, stranger? Whiskey, butt heroin
> or sloe gin? Ain't no kids allowed in this joint.
>
>
I'd like the third half, please.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 12 Mar 2005 20:32:15 GMT
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Hilbert Hooper Aspaspia wrote in
news:Xns96178EA394427brittonsubgeniuscom@130.81.64.196:
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in news:42333391.6018
> @succeeds.com:
>
>> angelicusrex wrote:
>>>
>>> Goddamned if there ain't somethin' to give ye the
>>> heebeejeebees on every session of Alt.Slack!
>>>
>>> You oafs do realize that kids might see this shit
>>> and sort of freak out? Yeah, I know you don't give
>>> a shit. Yeah, I know I'm an asshole. But I'm also
>>> very sensitive to penile and testicular mutilation,
>>> skin diseases and photos of people evacuating their
>>> bowels all over hell and gone. Could you at least
>>> post a warning about these sites? "Caution: May make
>>> you puke your last few meals all over your keyboard:
>>> Please use plastic wrap for protection of your
>>> computer before clicking."
>>>
>>
>> Absolutely not.
>>
>> alt.slack is not for kids, period. Not even for kids
>> who are *on* their period.
>>
>> It is one of the last vestiges of the 1960s-type sleazy
>> bar where individuals like the Rat Pack and Mickey
>> Spillane smoked nasty unfiltered cigs and drank whiskey
>> neat while leering at waitresses who were chunky with
>> no muscle tone and wore enormous undergarments.
>>
>> The other half of alt.slack is of the same period in
>> history, but is a Beat koffee shop, where those like
>> Sterno and Huey wear sunglasses at night and black
>> berets and copacetically insert butt heroin
>> suppositories while watching 8mm reel squid pornos
>> and snap their fingers as Nenslo, up on stage, as he
>> recites "Shut up" 600 times in a row accompanied by
>> bongos.
>>
>> The third half of alt.slack is where the niggers hang
>> out, playing that evil jazz and smoking reefer while
>> the sloe gin is poured out and the craps game in back
>> is going strong. It is a hot and steamy night and
>> passions are high with a good chance for straight
>> razors to come flashin' out 'cause someone give someone
>> else's old lady a gold-tooth flash once too often.
>>
>> So, what's it gonna be, stranger? Whiskey, butt heroin
>> or sloe gin? Ain't no kids allowed in this joint.
>>
>>
>
> I'd like the third half, please.
>
You forgot the fourth half in the basement where we keep the freak show -
the cases with exhibts such as the mcLuhan-spoutng plagerizing purple flurp
and the Dangermoose parrot that can only talk in cusswords. Cost ya a
quarter and blindfolds are not included.
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
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where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:23:16 -0700
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This joint isn't for adults either. It's more like a 70's swinger's club
stepped up with some crystal meth, crack and speed-balls where the patrons
just THINK they actually had sex with Minnie Mouse who was wearing a leather
ballerina outfit and a bit. Even Mickey Spillane would have choked on his
own vomit at some of these pictures they want us to surf to. But thank Bob
there aren't any kids around here. I hate the little bastards.
I'll have a gin and tonic.
Angelicus Rex
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:21:20 -0500
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In article <4231B55D.D2E@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
wrote:
> http://www.modcon.org/main.html
And WHY? WHY?
"'Cause he's a dumbass."
-- that obese redneck that used to plow the snow and grade the road
near where Sterno lives, upon being shown photos in the Modern
Primitives book of split dicks, and being asked, by Sterno, "Why do you
think a person would do something like that to himself?"
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