Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 1 Mar 2005 17:05:15 -0800
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Faggot...Lord, I hate that word. Okay...
>He-Man
I dunno about gay or straight, but does anyone else feel uncomfortable
that He-Man is a blonde-haired, blue eyed perfect physical specimen
with a big red cross on his chest running around screaming about how
he's a "Master of the Universe"? Sounds kinda Nazi to me...?
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 01:17:32 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote:
>Faggot...Lord, I hate that word. Okay...
>
>>He-Man
>
>I dunno about gay or straight, but does anyone else feel uncomfortable
>that He-Man is a blonde-haired, blue eyed perfect physical specimen
>with a big red cross on his chest running around screaming about how
>he's a "Master of the Universe"? Sounds kinda Nazi to me...?
>
Would you be more comfortable if he had fantasies about
being a plumber named Joe?
Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 1 Mar 2005 17:20:00 -0800
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Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
fuckers.
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 17:59:54 -0800
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On 1 Mar 2005 17:20:00 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:
>Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
>least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
>fuckers.
that's a sig of the week.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
fuckers.
- Paul Casino
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 02:10:10 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote:
>Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
>least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
>fuckers.
>
Well, I guess some are both, Google "Pink Swastika"
Well, the Silver Surfer had a hot girlfriend back on Zenn-La, but he
ended up stuck on a surfboard, covered in a metal body suit, so hetero,
I guess, but boners sure must have HURT in that rig.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 13:56:11 +1100
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> Well, the Silver Surfer had a hot girlfriend back on Zenn-La, but he
> ended up stuck on a surfboard, covered in a metal body suit, so hetero,
> I guess, but boners sure must have HURT in that rig.
"perforated silver *diaphragm*?"
"hey. it's gotta go somewhere. ain't goin' anywhere in those pants."
"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1109726400.910993.46320@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
> least.
Until one grabs your ass and expects that you lick his Meat Popsicle
>Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
> fuckers.
>
Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 1 Mar 2005 19:00:06 -0800
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>Until one grabs your ass and expects that you lick his Meat Popsicle.
This happens to you often?
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 2 Mar 2005 15:12:58 -0800
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>Until one grabs your ass and expects that you lick his Meat Popsicle.
This happens to you often?
Only in his deepest fantasies!
And it's Karl Rove, and he's wearing a leather thong!
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 15:43:36 -0800
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faggot
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:34:31 -0800
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Johnny Rotten wrote:
>
> "Paul Casino" wrote
> > Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
> > least.
>
> Until one grabs your ass and expects that you lick his Meat Popsicle
I have been waiting forty years for that to happen. I have gone to gay
bars and discos. I have lived in an apartment building that 75% of the
residents were gay, some of them vietnamese transvestites. I am
beginning to suspect it never really happens, it's just a fantasy
chickenshit ninnies have. The real Johnny Rotten would wipe his ass
with you.
> Johnny Rotten wrote:
> >
> > "Paul Casino" wrote
> > > Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
> > > least.
> >
> > Until one grabs your ass and expects that you lick his Meat Popsicle
>
> I have been waiting forty years for that to happen. I have gone to gay
> bars and discos. I have lived in an apartment building that 75% of the
> residents were gay, some of them vietnamese transvestites. I am
> beginning to suspect it never really happens, it's just a fantasy
> chickenshit ninnies have. The real Johnny Rotten would wipe his ass
> with you.
*bows and worships nenslo*
nenslo, I knew there was a good reason I've generally refrained from being
unkind to you.
"it's just a fantasy chickenshit ninnies have. "
THAT bears repeating.
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 13:54:18 +1100
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> Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
> least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
> fuckers.
homosexual Nazis?
--
i know, i know. take it to alt.sex.Nazi.gay.d
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:37:01 -0800
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
> > Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
> > least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
> > fuckers.
>
> homosexual Nazis?
>
If everybody who was called a faggot actually was, and everybody who
was called a nazi actually was, there wouldn't be much in the world but
faggots and nazis. Whereas everybody who is called a dumbass usually
is, because they are the ones calling everybody faggots or nazis.
Posted by:: Pope Phil Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 11:47:01 +0000 (UTC)
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a dumbass always looks like a dumbass, whereas a Nazi doesn't always look like a Nazi and a faggot
doesn't always look like a faggot. Sometimes a Nazi looks like a faggot and sometimes a faggot
looks like a Nazi. Sometimes a Nazi looks like a Commie and sometimes a Commie looks like a Nazi.
A dumbass always looks like a dumbass though.
George W. Bush always looks like George W. Bush
nenslo wrote:
> nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>>>Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
>>>least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
>>>fuckers.
>>
>>homosexual Nazis?
>>
>
> If everybody who was called a faggot actually was, and everybody who
> was called a nazi actually was, there wouldn't be much in the world but
> faggots and nazis. Whereas everybody who is called a dumbass usually
> is, because they are the ones calling everybody faggots or nazis.
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 07:57:02 -0700
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Pope Phil wrote:
> a dumbass always looks like a dumbass, whereas a Nazi doesn't always
> look like a Nazi and a faggot doesn't always look like a faggot.
> Sometimes a Nazi looks like a faggot and sometimes a faggot looks like a
> Nazi. Sometimes a Nazi looks like a Commie and sometimes a Commie looks
> like a Nazi.
>
> A dumbass always looks like a dumbass though.
>
> George W. Bush always looks like George W. Bush
That Nazi faggot? I think he looks like a dumbass.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 2 Mar 2005 21:59:14 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote in news:4225d401$1
@nntp.zianet.com:
> Pope Phil wrote:
>> a dumbass always looks like a dumbass, whereas a Nazi doesn't always
>> look like a Nazi and a faggot doesn't always look like a faggot.
>> Sometimes a Nazi looks like a faggot and sometimes a faggot looks like a
>> Nazi. Sometimes a Nazi looks like a Commie and sometimes a Commie looks
>> like a Nazi.
>>
>> A dumbass always looks like a dumbass though.
>>
>> George W. Bush always looks like George W. Bush
>
> That Nazi faggot? I think he looks like a dumbass.
>
>
Looks CAN be deceiving.
But not in this case...
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:24:06 -0800
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faggot.
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 02:21:05 +1100
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>>>Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
>>>least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
>>>fuckers.
>>
>>homosexual Nazis?
>
> If everybody who was called a faggot actually was, and everybody who
> was called a nazi actually was, there wouldn't be much in the world but
> faggots and nazis. Whereas everybody who is called a dumbass usually
> is, because they are the ones calling everybody faggots or nazis.
>
> >>>Homosexuals can do whatever they want and it won't affect me in the
> >>>least. Nazis on the other hand..you gotta keep close tabs on them
> >>>fuckers.
> >>
> >>homosexual Nazis?
> >
> > If everybody who was called a faggot actually was, and everybody who
> > was called a nazi actually was, there wouldn't be much in the world but
> > faggots and nazis. Whereas everybody who is called a dumbass usually
> > is, because they are the ones calling everybody faggots or nazis.
>
>
> this week's IRC retort:
>
> "yur a DUMBASS FAGGOT NAZI."
>
> use as indicated.
--------
In article <38m3o6F5i28f3U4@individual.net>,
nikolai kingsley wrote:
> this week's IRC retort:
> "yur a DUMBASS FAGGOT NAZI."
Spoken like someone who has yet to learn that its very easy to devise
outstanding yet inexpensive zombie makeup by patting oatmeal onto all
exposed areas with latex and touching it up with icky colors. It really
looks like you're coming apart flake by flake. Now doesn't that idea fit
in well with a lot of Usenet's banter-o-rama?
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, I know it all,
but its on SmartMedia cards
in my other pants
"If you make people think they're thinking,
they'll love you;
but, if you really make them think,
they'll hate you."
- Harlan Ellison
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
- George Herbert
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 3 Mar 2005 19:23:26 -0800
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Shithead.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 3 Mar 2005 19:53:03 -0800
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Faggot.
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 3 Mar 2005 20:00:56 -0800
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Dishwasher.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 4 Mar 2005 04:36:36 -0800
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Faggot!
PAY ATTENTION TO THE *GODDAMN* QUESTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR
*GODDMAN* LIFE ASSHOLE!
Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure" Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 23:32:04 GMT
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Faggot!
>
>
> PAY ATTENTION TO THE *GODDAMN* QUESTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR
> *GODDMAN* LIFE ASSHOLE!
>
ooo he must like you , he called you a GODMAN!
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 5 Mar 2005 11:56:14 -0800
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Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure wrote:
> brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> > Faggot!
> >
> >
> > PAY ATTENTION TO THE *GODDAMN* QUESTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR
> > *GODDMAN* LIFE ASSHOLE!
> >
> ooo he must like you , he called you a GODMAN!
Nah, he's just trolling for spelling flames.
Too bad I gave that up for Lent.
--
C.
Posted by:: joecosby@mindspring.com
Date: 4 Mar 2005 17:25:44 -0800
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No, YOU are!
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 5 Mar 2005 11:55:14 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Faggot!
>
>
Anthropologist.
Do you *really* want this to escalate any further?
> PAY ATTENTION TO THE *GODDAMN* QUESTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR
> *GODDMAN* LIFE ASSHOLE!
No.
(Oh, and you might want to do a little reasearch before you start using
"queer" as an insult around here. Darling.)
--
C.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 7 Mar 2005 13:38:23 GMT
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"The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" wrote in
news:1110052514.472338.283830@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
>
> brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
>> Faggot!
>>
>>
>
> Anthropologist.
>
> Do you *really* want this to escalate any further?
>
>> PAY ATTENTION TO THE *GODDAMN* QUESTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR
>> *GODDMAN* LIFE ASSHOLE!
>
> "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" wrote in
> news:1110052514.472338.283830@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com:
>
> >
> > brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> >> Faggot!
> >>
> >>
> >
> > Anthropologist.
> >
> > Do you *really* want this to escalate any further?
> >
> >> PAY ATTENTION TO THE *GODDAMN* QUESTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR
> >> *GODDMAN* LIFE ASSHOLE!
> >
>
> Congressman
Whoa... that's hitting below the beltway!
snuk snuk
pb
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 1 Mar 2005 21:53:29 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> (not an inclusive list)
>
> Aquaman
> Barney
> Bert & Ernie
> Betty Boop
> Blue Aardvark
> Bugs Bunny
> Cobra Commander
> Daffy Duck
> Elmer Fudd
> Goofy
> Gumby
> He-Man
> Kukla
> Mickey Mouse
> Pink Panther
> Porky Pig
> Road Runner
> Silver Surfer
> Spongebob
> Sylvester the Cat
> Thundarr the Barbarian
> Tinky Winky
> Various Smurfs
> Various Thundercats
> Wile E. Coyote
> Yosemite Sam
>
>
> --
> "YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
> "GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
>
> --Kino Beman, brand name
My Prediction: Sly Stallone
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little
longer."
Henry Kissinger
Posted by:: "James" Date: 2 Mar 2005 11:36:44 -0800
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Answers are inlaid below each name (in my opinion).
nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> (not an inclusive list)
>
> Aquaman
Hetero, but his rival he trained with, Sea-man is gay.
> Barney
Has to be gay.
> Bert & Ernie
During the seventies, it was very common to live with others of the
same sex, moreso with the gay community. Gay.
> Betty Boop
Hetero, but very stingy.
> Blue Aardvark
Have no idea who this is.
> Bugs Bunny
Hetero, I do believe he had relations with a female bunny from time to
time, but one or both must have been sterile .. oh wait there was the
son of bugs, I guess they musta got lucky together.
> Cobra Commander
Hetero, but seems gay. According to the comic book (80's originals),
in the series of 80-90 Storm Shadow and Billy (Fellow trained ninjas,
Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes from the same master, Billy as pupil to
Storm Shadow) discussed their history. Cobra Commander was a used car
salesman and invented these Dare-to-be-Great pyramid schemes,
eventually getting rich; Billy was Cobra Commanders son, who was left
behind at some point along the rise of Cobra, and Billy became
resentful and trained under S.S.
> Daffy Duck
Gay.
> Elmer Fudd
Way gay.
> Goofy
Hetero but is a minute man.
> Gumby
Eddie Murphy imitated him on SNL, so he's gotta be hetero.
> He-Man
Gay, spent a lot of time in the gym and never got it on with She-Ra.
> Kukla
Have no idea who this is.
> Mickey Mouse
Gay, much like Michael Jackson.
> Pink Panther
Way gay.
> Porky Pig
Hetero, got it on with Petunia Pig. Now both sausage patties.
> Road Runner
Asexual.
> Silver Surfer
Gay, anyone with skintight outfits are questionable at best.
> Spongebob
Dont know.
> Sylvester the Cat
Hetero, got thrown off four stories in a building and crashed through a
greenhouse at the bottom (fell through dat), since then developed a
slight speech impediment.
> Thundarr the Barbarian
Hetero.
> Tinky Winky
Gay, anyone with the name "Winky" is questionable at best.
> Various Smurfs
Gay, especially smurfette.
> Various Thundercats
Gay.
> Wile E. Coyote
Gay, wants the road runner REALLY bad.
> Yosemite Sam
Gay (saddle up cowboy).
BTW, I will definitely be missing a concert in Chicago -- Cher and the
Village People.
>
Cheers,
Fuego.
>
> --
> "YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
> "GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
>
> --Kino Beman, brand name
--------
In article <1109792204.064795.71500@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"James" wrote:
> > Various Smurfs
> Gay, especially smurfette.
>
BZZZT!!!! WRONG! Smurfs are asexual. They reproduce by budding.
pb
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 4 Mar 2005 05:25:59 -0800
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DING! DING! The FAGGIEST response so far!
FAGGOT!
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 13:41:21 -0700
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Dearest pb
Flowering trees and plants bud and bear fruit. They are still sexual. The
smurfs have several adult males and one female. Obviously they are more like
bees or ants, having a queen and worker drones. They pollinate the queen and
she plants the Smurf Tree and it bears fruits...
But if they are fruits...they must be Gay!
Ergo sum ad hoc whatever...
A.P.
Posted by:: wcb Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 20:28:24 -0600
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polar bear wrote:
> In article <1109792204.064795.71500@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "James" wrote:
>
>> > Various Smurfs
>> Gay, especially smurfette.
>>
> BZZZT!!!! WRONG! Smurfs are asexual. They reproduce by budding.
Wrong. They are not only sexual, but into rather rough
sex at that. During Smurf rutting season, they go berserk.
Why do you think there is only one Smurfette? The other females didn't
survive past Smurf rutting seasons.
--
Cheerful Charlie
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 12:53:00 -0800
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faggot.
Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure" Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 03:10:20 GMT
--------
nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> (not an inclusive list)
Ironically I am responding to this while watching the old 70's
Superfreinds cartoons i just purchased on DVD!
>
> Aquaman
Queeeeerrrr, Do you remember the old old aquaman cartoons with aquaboy
and the walrus, not only is he gay, hes also Michael Jackson.
> Barney
Queerer than a football bat, no explaination needed.
> Bert & Ernie
Bert is publically still in the closet, but he has an extensive
collection of buttplugs and bondage gear to punish Ernie with for when
he eats Berts icecream.
> Betty Boop
Bi-sexual, and damn right i would do her!
> Blue Aardvark
oddly, no idea.
> Bugs Bunny
crossdresser yes, but still loves the pussy, and not slyvester...
> Cobra Commander
gay and missing a testicle
> Daffy Duck
bi, does gay porn for headlining credits.
> Elmer Fudd
straight, nerd, virgin
> Goofy
straight, idiot, virgin
> Gumby
omni-sexual, he's made of clay man, he can fuck anything he wants
> He-Man
straight, but impotent
> Kukla
no idea sorry
> Mickey Mouse
straight, married to minnie for show, has an erection ever 2 minutes
when he is alone, every 2 seconds when hes waving to you at disney world.
> Pink Panther
straight, but needs a fashion consultant, pink doesnt suit him well.
> Porky Pig
straight, but who would care anyway.
> Road Runner
straight, but premature ejaculation problems.
> Silver Surfer
OH HES SO GAAAY, if only he was anatomically correct! DAMN THOSE MARVEL
ARTISTS! DAMN THEM TO HELL!
> Spongebob
Gay, but is too dumb to realize he is. still a virgin, after all patrick
doesnt actually have an asshole.
> Sylvester the Cat
straight, baby daddy, you should see what he has to fork out for child
support and still he gets the kid every fucking weekend no matter what
he may have to do otherwise.
> Thundarr the Barbarian
GAY! OH MY SAILOR! WHERE DID YOU BUY THOSE FAAAAABULOUS BOOTS!?!?
> Tinky Winky
Straight, and damned pissed about the character defamation Falwell is
been on about.
> Various Smurfs
Chronic masturabators the lot of them... smurfette doesnt even get any,
they say with smurf dick you cant eat just one.... well they wont let
you eat just one anyway......
> Various Thundercats
Anyone who is freinds with Orko must have some sexual deviancy issues.
> Wile E. Coyote
straight, but will suck cock for food.
> Yosemite Sam
Closet texan homosexual who is overcompensating to hide his love for
young male boy scouts and members of the texas national guard.
There ya go,
with love
Pisces and Olebear.
Posted by:: "James" Date: 9 Mar 2005 16:37:05 -0800
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Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure wrote:
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> > (not an inclusive list)
>
> Ironically I am responding to this while watching the old 70's
> Superfreinds cartoons i just purchased on DVD!
>
>
> >
> > Aquaman
> Queeeeerrrr, Do you remember the old old aquaman cartoons with
aquaboy
> and the walrus, not only is he gay, hes also Michael Jackson.
I forgot about that episode/series
Yeah, he's mighty gay.
>
> > Barney
> Queerer than a football bat, no explaination needed.
>
> > Bert & Ernie
> Bert is publically still in the closet, but he has an extensive
> collection of buttplugs and bondage gear to punish Ernie with for
when
> he eats Berts icecream.
>
> > Betty Boop
> Bi-sexual, and damn right i would do her!
>
Bi ??? I knew - just knew she was playin hard to get.
> > Blue Aardvark
> oddly, no idea.
>
> > Bugs Bunny
> crossdresser yes, but still loves the pussy, and not slyvester...
>
> > Cobra Commander
> gay and missing a testicle
>
> > Daffy Duck
> bi, does gay porn for headlining credits.
>
> > Elmer Fudd
> straight, nerd, virgin
>
> > Goofy
> straight, idiot, virgin
With premature ejaculation problems, according to a late 1980's Robin
Williams show on HBO.
>
> > Gumby
> omni-sexual, he's made of clay man, he can fuck anything he wants
>
> > He-Man
> straight, but impotent
>
> > Kukla
> no idea sorry
>
> > Mickey Mouse
> straight, married to minnie for show, has an erection ever 2 minutes
> when he is alone, every 2 seconds when hes waving to you at disney
world.
This is relatively scary. I knew when I was a kid that I had to kick
him in the shins to make him let go of my hand ...
>
> > Pink Panther
> straight, but needs a fashion consultant, pink doesnt suit him well.
>
You havnet seen that superhero/realworld show on Comedy Central? Pink
Panther was a flamer at "Strong" Zander's coming-out party, and Elmer
Fudd was babbling and pouting cause he couldn't get Zander to notice
him. So you're wrong about Elmer according to the show.
> > Porky Pig
> straight, but who would care anyway.
>
> > Road Runner
> straight, but premature ejaculation problems.
>
> > Silver Surfer
> OH HES SO GAAAY, if only he was anatomically correct! DAMN THOSE
MARVEL
> ARTISTS! DAMN THEM TO HELL!
>
> > Spongebob
> Gay, but is too dumb to realize he is. still a virgin, after all
patrick
> doesnt actually have an asshole.
>
He's a sponge though, right? Many a hole in a sponge.
> > Sylvester the Cat
> straight, baby daddy, you should see what he has to fork out for
child
> support and still he gets the kid every fucking weekend no matter
what
> he may have to do otherwise.
>
> > Thundarr the Barbarian
> GAY! OH MY SAILOR! WHERE DID YOU BUY THOSE FAAAAABULOUS BOOTS!?!?
>
> > Tinky Winky
> Straight, and damned pissed about the character defamation Falwell is
> been on about.
>
Wouldnt you be pissed off making 20 bucks per show playing a character
named Tinky Winky? I'd tell my parents I was an audience member of the
People's Court to avoid embarrassmment.
> > Various Smurfs
> Chronic masturabators the lot of them... smurfette doesnt even get
any,
> they say with smurf dick you cant eat just one.... well they wont let
> you eat just one anyway......
>
> > Various Thundercats
> Anyone who is freinds with Orko must have some sexual deviancy
issues.
>
> > Wile E. Coyote
> straight, but will suck cock for food.
>
> > Yosemite Sam
> Closet texan homosexual who is overcompensating to hide his love for
> young male boy scouts and members of the texas national guard.
Are you sure yer not talking about the Commander-In-Chief?
>
> There ya go,
> with love
> Pisces and Olebear.