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I don't know what has happened to me, I hate bob, I hate his stupid fucking
grin, his fucking pipe, stupid hair and everything about him.
Yes, I agree it does seem odd to get so irate about a "joke", but hey for
the last few months I have been looking at his stupid head and saying to my
self "Praise BoB" every now and then for a cheap laugh.
But now, something has happened, the very idea that there has to be a Bob at
all shits me, the whole idea of some stupid man with a pipe who wants to
kill every human being apart from the odd person who sends in $30 its really
starting to get to me.
And yes, I do know this is all a joke, but its 2am and bob is really
shitting me, I hate bob, I loathe bob, im sick to death of typing in his
name in " ", I hate giggling to my self whenever I deal with a bob at work.
I HATE BOB
I hate everything he stands for, now I know im a newbie here, and the only
exposure ive had to this fuckhead is the HOS, Arise and the membership pack
but from what ive seen, I can never praise bob again for a laugh.
Perhaps one day I may pretend to praise bob to get something or to win an
argument with another religious wacko but I cant laugh at bob anymore.
I still love the Subgenius foundation and of course everyone here but If I
see that face again im going to puke.
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And another thing, how the hell did I get the impression that you had to be
an crude asshole to be a true subgenius, fuck that, im quite a fucking nice
person.
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And ive run out of cigarettes!, this must be the Dark Knight of the Yeti I
was warned about.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:49:45 -0800
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<
Yeti I
was warned about. >>
Another Test by "Bob", he wants to see if you will go to the trouble of
finding someplace to by Cigarettes at 2:20 AM, or if you will just say
"fuck it" and smoke an alternative like oregano, rose petals, frop, or
coffee grinds.
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:1111855785.055254.133990@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> <
> Yeti I
> was warned about. >>
>
> Another Test by "Bob", he wants to see if you will go to the trouble of
> finding someplace to by Cigarettes at 2:20 AM, or if you will just say
> "fuck it" and smoke an alternative like oregano, rose petals, frop, or
> coffee grinds.
>
Actually, I said fuck it and went to sleep
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:47:54 -0800
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<
Shit this is my third post >>
Ah! This is "Bob's" way of "speaking" to you. You can also pick up his
communications by listening to a radio thats not tuned to any station,
just static.
Also by reading teh entrails of Armidillos (or in your case Walloby's)
you can see the Future. Or at least tell when Penny's is ging to have
their next White Sale.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:44:42 -0800
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<
to be
an crude asshole to be a true subgenius, fuck that, im quite a fucking
nice
person. >>
Ah! Young Grassfropper, you have reached another level of
enlightenment!
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:43:44 -0800
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<
If I
see that face again im going to puke.
Damn, im a bobby and didn't even realise it.
Oh well, Praise my Vacuum cleaner AIYEAIYEAIYE >>
Ah! You've entered Stage 17.3658(a) of the Subgenius assemulation
process.
This process is only disclosed to those paid Sub's who have either
reached Stage 35.8(q), or been locked away in the Boobie Hatch.
I've probally disclosed more then you should know at this point. But
one day, it will all cometogether for you.
And on that day, you will see "Bob's" true Personal Desteny he has
chosen for you.
I'll give you a hint, once you passed through the Vacum Cleaner Stage,
you pass through the small Kitchen Appliance stage, the Small Furry
Animal Stage, the "The Stage Store Stage".
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:1111855424.650462.310900@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> <
> If I
> see that face again im going to puke.
>
>
> Damn, im a bobby and didn't even realise it.
>
>
> Oh well, Praise my Vacuum cleaner AIYEAIYEAIYE >>
>
> Ah! You've entered Stage 17.3658(a) of the Subgenius assemulation
> process.
>
> This process is only disclosed to those paid Sub's who have either
> reached Stage 35.8(q), or been locked away in the Boobie Hatch.
>
> I've probally disclosed more then you should know at this point. But
> one day, it will all cometogether for you.
>
> And on that day, you will see "Bob's" true Personal Desteny he has
> chosen for you.
>
> I'll give you a hint, once you passed through the Vacum Cleaner Stage,
> you pass through the small Kitchen Appliance stage, the Small Furry
> Animal Stage, the "The Stage Store Stage".
>
> The rest you'll ahve to learn for yourself.
>
.
Damn, whoever said this is more complicated then Qabalah is right!, damn
they have it easy the 14380 zephroids and all, and were stuck with endless
stages, sigh.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 26 Mar 2005 17:38:25 -0800
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>Damn, whoever said this is more complicated then Qabalah is right!,
damn
>they have it easy the 14380 zephroids and all, and were stuck with
endless
>stages, sigh.
The difference is they try to make it
complicated, we don't try, and we
make it unendingly complicated
and frustrating!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"1980's sh*t! Pump up the volume!!!
Stick Live Aid wrist bands to the
equation! Q-Bert not included!!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> I don't know what has happened to me, I hate "Bob"...
Now you must KILL "Bob".
Don't you SEE?
Everything that is WRONG is HIS fault. Everything
that has made your life WORSE is HIS fault. Women
avoid having sex with you because of HIM. Men avoid
having sex with you because of HIM.
You are POOR because of HIM.
HE must DIE.
"Bob" MUST DIE.
YOU MUST KILL "BOB".
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:424593E0.3815@succeeds.com...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> I don't know what has happened to me, I hate "Bob"...
>
> Now you must KILL "Bob".
>
> Don't you SEE?
>
> Everything that is WRONG is HIS fault. Everything
> that has made your life WORSE is HIS fault. Women
> avoid having sex with you because of HIM. Men avoid
> having sex with you because of HIM.
>
> You are POOR because of HIM.
>
> HE must DIE.
>
> "Bob" MUST DIE.
>
> YOU MUST KILL "BOB".
>
>
> --
> Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
> http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
> ***********
> "Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
> you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
> --take my word for it
Yes, kill, kill. I must kill bob
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 26 Mar 2005 17:27:25 -0800
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>Yes, kill, kill. I must kill bob
One thing that worked for me without getting that extreme was "I fucked
"bob" in the ear with a ghoul-fish!"
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure" Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:57:07 GMT
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> I don't know what has happened to me, I hate bob, I hate his stupid fucking
> grin, his fucking pipe, stupid hair and everything about him.
>
> Yes, I agree it does seem odd to get so irate about a "joke", but hey for
> the last few months I have been looking at his stupid head and saying to my
> self "Praise BoB" every now and then for a cheap laugh.
> But now, something has happened, the very idea that there has to be a Bob at
> all shits me, the whole idea of some stupid man with a pipe who wants to
> kill every human being apart from the odd person who sends in $30 its really
> starting to get to me.
>
> And yes, I do know this is all a joke, but its 2am and bob is really
> shitting me, I hate bob, I loathe bob, im sick to death of typing in his
> name in " ", I hate giggling to my self whenever I deal with a bob at work.
>
> I HATE BOB
>
> I hate everything he stands for, now I know im a newbie here, and the only
> exposure ive had to this fuckhead is the HOS, Arise and the membership pack
> but from what ive seen, I can never praise bob again for a laugh.
>
> Perhaps one day I may pretend to praise bob to get something or to win an
> argument with another religious wacko but I cant laugh at bob anymore.
>
> I still love the Subgenius foundation and of course everyone here but If I
> see that face again im going to puke.
>
> Damn, im a bobby and didn't even realise it.
>
> Oh well, Praise my Vacuum cleaner AIYEAIYEAIYE
>
>
dont worry about. this is truely a good thing. once you get to the "fuck
'bob'" point of life everything changes. is sorta the first step
toward the saucers/nirvana/heaven/zen/whatchamacallit
"Bob's" office is always the nearest dumpster. You'd be better off
switching to Mr. Natural as your guru. His dues are cheaper and you're
idiocy won't hurt you any more over there than it did with Dobbs.
--
HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank
Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives
"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"
Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:05:19 -0800
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>But now, something has happened,
Gave you VD too, did he? Yeah, that'll happen.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 26 Mar 2005 12:40:48 -0800
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>And another thing, how the hell did I get the impression >that you had
to be
an crude asshole to be a true >subgenius, fuck that, im quite a fucking
nice
>person.
Don't get to nice. I remember a Rev. I met at Dobb's Long March and he
told me he was sick of being nice because everyone was shitting on him.
He said he got fed up and carved out "Bob's" face on the Revelation X
book and it went through a couple pages. When he came out of his stupor
he really regretted it. He was to poor to get another version of the
book. True story.
Although I would agree with you, most Subs do appear to be Ass-Crunch's
on the outside but when you get to their gooey center they are Big
Softies suspended in Hangar 18. So hang in there good buddy. When you
are done working the Grave Shift for Dobbs you will feel better 2:25
a.m. can be tough sometimes.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
"krustymadfaker" wrote in message
news:1111869648.467465.252420@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >And another thing, how the hell did I get the impression >that you had
> to be
> an crude asshole to be a true >subgenius, fuck that, im quite a fucking
> nice
>>person.
>
> Don't get to nice. I remember a Rev. I met at Dobb's Long March and he
> told me he was sick of being nice because everyone was shitting on him.
> He said he got fed up and carved out "Bob's" face on the Revelation X
> book and it went through a couple pages. When he came out of his stupor
> he really regretted it. He was to poor to get another version of the
> book. True story.
>
> Although I would agree with you, most Subs do appear to be Ass-Crunch's
> on the outside but when you get to their gooey center they are Big
> Softies suspended in Hangar 18. So hang in there good buddy. When you
> are done working the Grave Shift for Dobbs you will feel better 2:25
> a.m. can be tough sometimes.
>
> Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
> "I didn't give up. The equipment
> malfunctioned!"
>
> "Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
> - The Computer
>
> "All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
> report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
>
Funny, after all that I wake up today, look what I said last night, then
look at "bobs" sticker and I had to laugh, any joke that causes a reaction
of getting annoyed over the fact that it doesnt seem that funnt at 2:30 in
the morning is still fucking funny!