dear alt.slack amusement evaluation task force
Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT
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pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
Posted by:: "Talysman the Ur-Beatle"
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:13:25 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote in
news:MPG.1c9e2db3931105fd989765@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
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> pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
>
>
why not BOTH?
why not a pogo stick with a screw-cap that you can fill with lovely alcohol?
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Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:42:24 GMT
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In alt.slack, Talysman the Ur-Beatle was all like...
:: SubGenius Spice wrote in
:: news:MPG.1c9e2db3931105fd989765@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
::
:: >
:: > pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
:: >
::
:: why not BOTH?
::
:: why not a pogo stick with a screw-cap that you can fill with lovely alcohol?
lovely!
then you don't need a cocktail shaker or a blender.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 11:16:27 -0800
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
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>pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
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Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:44:35 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
:: wrote:
::
:: >
:: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
::
:: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
you least expect it?
or bobble-head chess pieces?
noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:19:36 -0800
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SubGenius Spice wrote:
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> In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>
> :: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
> :: wrote:
> ::
> :: >
> :: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
> ::
> :: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
>
> howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
> you least expect it?
>
> or bobble-head chess pieces?
>
> noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
How about chess pieces that shoot poison darts in every direction and
kill you, then come alive and have little arms full of knives that carve
all the flesh off your body and put all the flesh in one pile, the
entrails in another, and stack the bones neatly with the skull on top?
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 14:37:13 -0800
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kill you, then come alive and have little arms full of knives that
carve
all the flesh off your body and put all the flesh in one pile, the
entrails in another, and stack the bones neatly with the skull on top>
McDonalds Test marketed a Sandwich made with that cheese in 1997.
It was extreamly popular in the "Bible Belt", but did not sell to well
in the Northeast or West Coast.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 13 Mar 2005 23:13:27 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:4234AE67.A2CC4116@yahoox.com:
> SubGenius Spice wrote:
>>
>> In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>>
>> :: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
>> :: wrote:
>> ::
>> :: >
>> :: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
>> ::
>> :: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
>>
>> howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
>> you least expect it?
>>
>> or bobble-head chess pieces?
>>
>> noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
>
> How about chess pieces that shoot poison darts in every direction and
> kill you, then come alive and have little arms full of knives that carve
> all the flesh off your body and put all the flesh in one pile, the
> entrails in another, and stack the bones neatly with the skull on top?
>
I think I saw one of those at Toys-R-Us.
Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:41:42 GMT
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In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
:: SubGenius Spice wrote:
:: >
:: > In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: >
:: > :: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
:: > :: wrote:
:: > ::
:: > :: >
:: > :: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
:: > ::
:: > :: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
:: >
:: > howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
:: > you least expect it?
:: >
:: > or bobble-head chess pieces?
:: >
:: > noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
::
:: How about chess pieces that shoot poison darts in every direction and
:: kill you, then come alive and have little arms full of knives that carve
:: all the flesh off your body and put all the flesh in one pile, the
:: entrails in another, and stack the bones neatly with the skull on top?
only if the queen looks like karen black.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:55:52 -0800
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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:41:42 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
>
>:: SubGenius Spice wrote:
>:: >
>:: > In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>:: >
>:: > :: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
>:: > :: wrote:
>:: > ::
>:: > :: >
>:: > :: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
>:: > ::
>:: > :: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
>:: >
>:: > howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
>:: > you least expect it?
>:: >
>:: > or bobble-head chess pieces?
>:: >
>:: > noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
>::
>:: How about chess pieces that shoot poison darts in every direction and
>:: kill you, then come alive and have little arms full of knives that carve
>:: all the flesh off your body and put all the flesh in one pile, the
>:: entrails in another, and stack the bones neatly with the skull on top?
>
>only if the queen looks like karen black.
cut that out.
I just watched "burnt offerings" last night.
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thanks.
Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:26:21 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
:: I just watched "burnt offerings" last night.
here's your award:
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:55:21 -0800
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:44:35 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>
>:: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
>:: wrote:
>::
>:: >
>:: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
>::
>:: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
>
>howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
>you least expect it?
>
I like that one. That would be a good game to play with people I
don't like.
>or bobble-head chess pieces?
>
>noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
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Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 23:05:17 -0500
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:44:35 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
> In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>
> :: On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
> :: wrote:
> ::
> :: >
> :: >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
> ::
> :: pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
>
> howzabout spring-loaded chess pieces that sproing every which-away when
> you least expect it?
>
> or bobble-head chess pieces?
>
> noooo..even better...rock-em sock-em chess pieces!
Only if they squawk lines from the movie "Rocky" out of tiny
tinny little speakers built into their chest areas.
I want a USB-powered bishop that shrieks "Adriad!!!" whenever
you pick it up!
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 21:17:53 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 GMT, SubGenius Spice
> wrote:
>
> >pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
>
> pogo-chess. Chess doesn't have to be boring.
Make the human "pieces" take a big swig of liquor every time they are
moved. The more they move, the MUCH WORSE their pogoing will get.
Instant Medieval Chess, Dobbs-style.
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Darned humans:
Great on the sprint,
Lousy over the long haul
If you embrace sloth,
its the last thing you ever have to do again.
~ Wendy Wasserstein
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when you're so pale from sitting in the office
that people keep telling you
they loved you in 'Powder.'"
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"I Rant, Therefore I Am"
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 11:37:16 -0800
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The shot-glass collection, 'cuz you don't have to use it for chess.
(Not to badmouth chess or anything. But I do more shots than games,
these days.)
Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:46:56 GMT
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In alt.slack, just john was all like...
:: The shot-glass collection, 'cuz you don't have to use it for chess.
::
:: (Not to badmouth chess or anything. But I do more shots than games,
:: these days.)
shot glass collections are about as exciting as commemorative teaspoon
collections.
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 12:05:17 -0800
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But having more than one shot glass handy allows for synchronized
drinking.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 14:34:12 -0800
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<
drinking. >>
It also allows for uninterrupted consumption if teh bartender is slow
with the refills.
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 05:04:54 -0800
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Which goes to my point -- I was talking about "collection" as meaning
"more than one," not "basis for fetishment."
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:17:52 -0800
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SubGenius Spice wrote:
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> shot glass collections are about as exciting as commemorative teaspoon
> collections.
How do you feel about souvenir swizzle stick collections?
Posted by:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:45:43 GMT
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In alt.slack, nenslo was all like...
:: SubGenius Spice wrote:
:: >
:: > shot glass collections are about as exciting as commemorative teaspoon
:: > collections.
::
:: How do you feel about souvenir swizzle stick collections?
titillated.
Posted by:: "Blackout"
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 06:52:07 -0700
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"SubGenius Spice" wrote
> titillated.
show us your titillateds
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:57:50 -0800
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:46:56 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
>In alt.slack, just john was all like...
>
>:: The shot-glass collection, 'cuz you don't have to use it for chess.
>::
>:: (Not to badmouth chess or anything. But I do more shots than games,
>:: these days.)
>
>shot glass collections are about as exciting as commemorative teaspoon
>collections.
or thimble collections. I know more than one old lady with thimbles
from every country in yoorip. I guess you could have some fun at
least swapping somebody's shotglass collection for somebody else's
thimble collection.
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Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:22:49 -0500
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
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> pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
The USB-powered pogo stick sounds fun. Prolly want
the optional extension cable too.
I wonder if they have USB-powered USB cables yet?
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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:00:28 -0800
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:22:49 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 19:00:38 +0000, SubGenius Spice wrote:
>
>>
>> pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
>
>The USB-powered pogo stick sounds fun. Prolly want
>the optional extension cable too.
>
>I wonder if they have USB-powered USB cables yet?
I'm almost to the point where I have to plug a USB hub into one of the
slots in my USB hub because I'm running out of holes to stick things
in.
Years and years and years and nobody would use SCSI but then USB comes
out and nobody can get enough. Go figger.
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Customer Support Specialist
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"You laugh at ME because I'm different. I laugh at YOU because YOU'RE ALL
THE SAME."
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 01:39:55 -0500
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:00:28 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
> I'm almost to the point where I have to plug a USB hub into one of the
> slots in my USB hub because I'm running out of holes to stick things
> in.
Sounds like what you need is a wireless USB cable.
> Years and years and years and nobody would use SCSI but then USB comes
> out and nobody can get enough. Go figger.
Too slimy. No one'd touch those SCSI cables.
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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 14:39:22 -0800
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<
the optional extension cable too.>>
Wi-Fi
>>I wonder if they have USB-powered USB cables yet? <<
A USB Powered Fire wire SCSI Cable
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 14:35:14 -0800
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>>pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?<<
Pogo Stick!
Shot glass Chess set is sooo pink!
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 13 Mar 2005 14:57:57 -0800
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Pogo dildo for the orifice of your choice.
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 06:18:48 -0800
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SubGenius Spice wrote:
> pogo stick or shot-glass chess set?
I've re-thought this, and assuming that the shot-glass chess set comes
with a bottle of the hard stuff, then I'd say the results from either
of the two choices (if I tried them) would be pretty similar: Headache,
bruises, scrapes, broken glass all over the place, a ton of people to
apologize to ...
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 16 Mar 2005 07:20:30 -0800
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Nice to GODDAMN see you're re-thinking 'the hard stuff.' You GODDAMN
FAG.