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In article <1110935620.854726.250280@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Wayneth" wrote:
> There is an uncanny resemblance...
Yeah, PigMeat Markham banged a bearded lady from Moosylvania, then
their son Jules Verne fucked Emila Erhardt and birthed Will Rogers and
Groucho Marx, who each fucked Lucille Ball and FiFi LaBeef, which led to
PeeWee Herman, Cyndi Lauper, Penn & Teller and Philo Drummond.
After that, it gets kinda blurry. Are you my daddy?
--
HellPope Huey
I say kill 'em all and let Godzilla sort 'em out.
"He asked me to forcibly insert
the LifeLine Exercise card into my ANUS!"
- "Donnie Darko"
You should see the hate e-mail I get.
We have met the enemy and he can't spell.
~Cathy Renna
of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 02:46:48 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <1110935620.854726.250280@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "Wayneth" wrote:
>
>> There is an uncanny resemblance...
>
> Yeah, PigMeat Markham banged a bearded lady from Moosylvania, then
>their son Jules Verne fucked Emila Erhardt and birthed Will Rogers and
>Groucho Marx, who each fucked Lucille Ball and FiFi LaBeef, which led to
>PeeWee Herman, Cyndi Lauper, Penn & Teller and Philo Drummond.
>
> After that, it gets kinda blurry. Are you my daddy?
>
>--
Yeah, are you my daddy!?!?
I get that sometimes when banging the 25-35's
but I gave up on the bimbos my own age when
they started yelling during sex, I like the yelling,
but when they start yelling, "Oh, my back!" when
I shove their knees up to their ears, I definitely need
something as limber as a bamboo flyrod if we're
going to continue with this game.
I watched that new TV show, "Jake in Progress"
it's a catchy title, but the first show sucked.
"The judge is high as a Georgia pine! Everybody's goin' to jail today!
And to show you I don't mean nobody no good this morning, I'm givin'
myself six months! And if I'm gonna do six months, Mr. District
Attorney, you can imagine what you're gonna do!"
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 05:56:20 -0600
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"Unclaimed Mysteries"
wrote in message
news:pdOZd.5425$qf2.1936@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> HellPope Huey wrote in part:
>
> >
> > Yeah, PigMeat Markham
>
> "The judge is high as a Georgia pine! Everybody's goin' to jail today!
> And to show you I don't mean nobody no good this morning, I'm givin'
> myself six months! And if I'm gonna do six months, Mr. District
> Attorney, you can imagine what you're gonna do!"
>
"Now you can testify,
But you can't win!
'Cause I'm here to tell ya,
You're as guilty as sin!
Here come de judge, here come de judge, here come de judge, here come de
judge..."
Paul
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 12:10:03 GMT
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"Paul E. Jamison" wrote:
>"Unclaimed Mysteries"
> wrote in message
>news:pdOZd.5425$qf2.1936@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>> HellPope Huey wrote in part:
>>
>> >
>> > Yeah, PigMeat Markham
>>
>> "The judge is high as a Georgia pine! Everybody's goin' to jail today!
>> And to show you I don't mean nobody no good this morning, I'm givin'
>> myself six months! And if I'm gonna do six months, Mr. District
>> Attorney, you can imagine what you're gonna do!"
>>
>"Now you can testify,
>But you can't win!
>'Cause I'm here to tell ya,
>You're as guilty as sin!
>
>Here come de judge, here come de judge, here come de judge, here come de
>judge..."
Smackwater Jack he bought a shotgun
Cause he was in the mood of a little confrontation
He just let it all hang loose
He didn't think about the noose
He couldn't take no more abuse,
So he shot down the congregation
You can't talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand
Big Jim the Chief stood for law and order
He called for the guard to come and surround the border
Now from his bulldog mouth
As he led the posse south
Came the cry "We got to ride to clean up the street
For our wives and our daughters!"
You can't talk to a man when he don't want to understand
The account of the capture wasn't in the papers
But you know, they hanged ol' Smack right then (instead of later)
You know, the people where quite pleased
Cause the outlaw had been sized
And on the whole, it was a very good year for the undertaker
You can't talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand