"giving" - My own problem
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:38:20 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> The short form is "Give Me Slack or Give Me Food Or Kill Me," and I
> agree wholeheartedly!
I was performing Nensletic Analysis on that very phrase last night. I
believe it depicts the Three Forms of Impossibility. First, slack is
not a thing which can be given. Second, food is a thing they probably
don't want to give you. Third, killing you is a thing they can't get
away with doing even if they wanted to. Okay, it's extremely
preliminary but I just thought of it. If it could be refined down to
some easily flowing phrases it could be useful. More like, Can't -
Won't - Would, But. Heh heh. Wood Butt.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 20:23:25 GMT
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In article <4224C4AC.D848BF1A@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > The short form is "Give Me Slack or Give Me Food Or Kill Me," and I
> > agree wholeheartedly!
>
> I was performing Nensletic Analysis on that very phrase last night. I
> believe it depicts the Three Forms of Impossibility. First, slack is
> not a thing which can be given. Second, food is a thing they probably
> don't want to give you. Third, killing you is a thing they can't get
> away with doing even if they wanted to. Okay, it's extremely
> preliminary but I just thought of it. If it could be refined down to
> some easily flowing phrases it could be useful. More like, Can't -
> Won't - Would, But. Heh heh. Wood Butt.
I take it that's a secondary condition often found to appear alongside
Oculorectosis.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 19:55:49 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
45663E.14244001032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> Oculorectosis.
eh.... the condition of seeing up one's ass?
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 13:02:38 -0800
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zWho are you again?
oh. yeh. Fat & Ugly and Stupid.
That's right.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 13:05:03 -0800
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That's impossible.
It's the comdition of being fat and stupid and ugly. Like your mother's
dyke whore. Hear the breeze you worhtless cunt. Do ya?
Posted by:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 20:19:41 GMT
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In article <1109797503.713716.238360@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
> That's impossible.
>
> It's the comdition of being fat and stupid and ugly. Like your mother's
> dyke whore. Hear the breeze you worhtless cunt. Do ya?
>
I see King fuckwitt is still breathing in and out.
He can Gang bang purple and meow in my killfile
Fare thee ill
"brethren"
You are not funny, you are not offensive, you are not interesting.
Therefore you are nothing but an obstruction I shall now remove.
By the way when you abuse people it's a good idea to copy part of their
original message in your reply so when you throw your shit around we
actually know who you are throwing it at instead of you looking like
some toddler who got hold of the chocolate bar when mummy wasn't
looking.
Good night
Err.
< insert snidey reply here I wont read it>
--
"They defend their errors as if they were defending their inheritance."
-- Edmund Burke
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 3 Mar 2005 12:31:40 -0800
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Rev. ErRoR wrote:
> You are not funny, you are not offensive, you are not interesting.
>
> Therefore you are nothing but an obstruction I shall now remove.
Kinda like Scott Thompson's comment about Andrew Dice Clay: "It's as if
someone took your grandmother- the one who can't speak English, taught
her to swear phonetically ..."
Difference being, Clay can be funny.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 3 Mar 2005 12:34:00 -0800
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And you're still a little sissy bitch.
I have yet to encounter someone who used the 'fuckwit' insult who
wasn't an ugly fat pimply retard-o bitchwhore maggot cunt. And that's
JUST what you are.
I met one. That wanted to have sex with little girls. And then tried to
GUILT-TRIP me when I did JUST *THAT*. What a fuckbag. What a LOOSER.
I'm EVERYTHING you WANT to be. Despite your pathetic handicaps. You
FAGGOT CUNT.
And you MEMORIZE and repeat every single ONE of my POSTS at some
dumbass dyko-0 cuntbitch niteclub faggots like you frequent there.
Where-ever you is. Bitchcunt foamy-asspit drinker. And you're STILL not
COOL.
Like a Stone. Bitch. Right to the side of your ugly ass head. That's
how PRETTY my ass is.
Don't you know your alphabet? Say it. Backwards.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 23:58:20 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
> 45663E.14244001032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> > Oculorectosis.
>
> eh.... the condition of seeing up one's ass?
Naw, that's a quaint Nensloid reference to a condition known as
Butt-Eye, to wit: "I'd love to ____, BUTT-EYE can't because I have
BUTT-EYE."
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, verily, I say unto you,
stomp ye not the flaming fudge bag,
keepeth thy shoes pure.
Humor has as big a fist as any other form
or maybe bigger.
~ James Thurber
"It looks like Bob knows something
the other team doesn't!"
- Enzyte commercial
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 3 Mar 2005 13:42:03 -0800
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> > Oculorectosis.
> eh.... the condition of seeing up one's ass?
Hellpope Huey ?the condition of BEING one's ass.
My cat thought that one up. Send her a goddamn dime.
Textile Institue Flabby-Jugged Whore.
Posted by:: Pig Bodine
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:39:33 -0600
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In article <1109886123.306708.293990@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> > > Oculorectosis.
>
> > eh.... the condition of seeing up one's ass?
>
> Hellpope Huey — the condition of BEING one's ass.
>
>
> My cat thought that one up.
They only pussy you ever had. (Except for your baby brother's ass.)
Posted by:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 17:55:07 GMT
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In article <4224C4AC.D848BF1A@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > The short form is "Give Me Slack or Give Me Food Or Kill Me," and I
> > agree wholeheartedly!
>
> I was performing Nensletic Analysis on that very phrase last night. I
> believe it depicts the Three Forms of Impossibility. First, slack is
> not a thing which can be given. Second, food is a thing they probably
> don't want to give you. Third, killing you is a thing they can't get
> away with doing even if they wanted to. Okay, it's extremely
> preliminary but I just thought of it. If it could be refined down to
> some easily flowing phrases it could be useful. More like, Can't -
> Won't - Would, But. Heh heh. Wood Butt.
Can't Could Should !
Slack me serve me or scrub me
err.
--
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of
establishing the truth.
Marie Curie