"Bob" Impersonators Investigated by Feds
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 11:54:34 -0700
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Thou shalt NOT depict thy "Bob" without his holy pipe!
http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
A Tri-state supplier of dietary supplements is under
investigation for possible mail fraud.
That's why federal agents executed search warrants
on three locations of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals
Wednesday.
The Cincinnati-based company is known for making and
marketing several supplements, including Enzyte,
which claims to provide "natural male enhancement."
The product is best known for its television ads
featuring "Smiling Bob".
Other Berkeley Nutraceuticals products include
Avlimil and Altovis...
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Posted by:: "Modemac"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 11:33:38 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
Microsoft Bob? Gone. Enzyte? Gone. Yet another false "Bob" has
fallen by the wayside.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:17:29 GMT
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"Modemac" wrote:
>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>> http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
>
>Microsoft Bob? Gone. Enzyte? Gone. Yet another false "Bob" has
>fallen by the wayside.
>
Well, there you go!
That's it right there! All of these poseurs are claiming
to be the true "Bob" and thus you know that they are
not really the false "Bob" because there is only one
true false "Bob"
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 11:40:06 -0800
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On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 11:54:34 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>Thou shalt NOT depict thy "Bob" without his holy pipe!
>
>
>http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
>
>A Tri-state supplier of dietary supplements is under
>investigation for possible mail fraud.
>
>That's why federal agents executed search warrants
>on three locations of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals
>Wednesday.
>
>The Cincinnati-based company is known for making and
>marketing several supplements, including Enzyte,
>which claims to provide "natural male enhancement."
>
>The product is best known for its television ads
>featuring "Smiling Bob".
>
>Other Berkeley Nutraceuticals products include
>Avlimil and Altovis...
"Nutraceuticals "?
I hate the future.
--
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Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 20:30:52 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 11:54:34 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
>
>
>>Thou shalt NOT depict thy "Bob" without his holy pipe!
>>
>>
>>http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
>>
>>A Tri-state supplier of dietary supplements is under
>>investigation for possible mail fraud.
>>
>>That's why federal agents executed search warrants
>>on three locations of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals
>>Wednesday.
>>
>>The Cincinnati-based company is known for making and
>>marketing several supplements, including Enzyte,
>>which claims to provide "natural male enhancement."
>>
>>The product is best known for its television ads
>>featuring "Smiling Bob".
>>
>>Other Berkeley Nutraceuticals products include
>>Avlimil and Altovis...
>
>
> "Nutraceuticals "?
>
> I hate the future.
>
Bet they're innovate solutioners!
--
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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 01:20:30 GMT
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In article <6kbm319co4aqu1pmcr2haq539j0g467p36@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> "Nutraceuticals "?
> I hate the future.
I stole a month's worth of Enzyte from a mailbox down the street, put
it in some hamburger and threw it to my rednecked neighbor's crapsack
bull terrier. Little bastard got such a boner, he vaulted over the fence
and was shot dead at the zoo, trying to screw a hippo. Proof that Enzyte
DOES work, sort of. Great stuff if you have a fetish for livestock.
--
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"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
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Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 14:02:37 -0800
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Note! That one rarely if ever runs into a SPINELESS CUNT impersonator.
You must be the real goddamn deal. Douchebag.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:09:40 -0500
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In article <423B23EA.591E@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
wrote:
> Thou shalt NOT depict thy "Bob" without his holy pipe!
>
>
> http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
>
> A Tri-state supplier of dietary supplements is under
> investigation for possible mail fraud.
>
> That's why federal agents executed search warrants
> on three locations of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals
> Wednesday.
>
> The Cincinnati-based company is known for making and
> marketing several supplements, including Enzyte,
> which claims to provide "natural male enhancement."
>
> The product is best known for its television ads
> featuring "Smiling Bob".
>
> Other Berkeley Nutraceuticals products include
> Avlimil and Altovis...
THIS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY.
Yesterday we got a.b.multimedia, today yet another of the False "Bobs"
gets karmic payback.
Exxxxxcellent.
Cincinnati. FIGURES.
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Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 18:43:33 -0500
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Thou shalt NOT depict thy "Bob" without his holy pipe!
>
>
> http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/03/16/raid.html
>
> A Tri-state supplier of dietary supplements is under
> investigation for possible mail fraud.
>
> That's why federal agents executed search warrants
> on three locations of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals
> Wednesday.
>
> The Cincinnati-based company is known for making and
> marketing several supplements, including Enzyte,
> which claims to provide "natural male enhancement."
>
> The product is best known for its television ads
> featuring "Smiling Bob".
>
> Other Berkeley Nutraceuticals products include
> Avlimil and Altovis...
>
>
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