Who would win in a fight?

Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 14 Mar 2005 11:00:36 -0800

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Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?

LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?

Keef Richards or Syd Barrett? (http://www.pinkfloydz.com/PF_Syd.htm see
bottom image)

John Updike or Robert Stone?

"Bob" or John Frum?

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 11:49:45 -0800

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>>Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?<<

"Bob"

>>LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?<<

"Bob"

<
Don King

Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 12:21:33 -0800

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>>>>Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?

LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?

Keef Richards or Syd Barrett? (http://www.pinkfloydz.com/PF_S?d.htm
see
bottom image)

John Updike or Robert Stone?>>>

David Crosby's liver!

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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:36:54 -0800

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On 14 Mar 2005 11:00:36 -0800, "frater S.O.D.D.I."
wrote:

>Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?
>
>LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?
>
>Keef Richards or Syd Barrett? (http://www.pinkfloydz.com/PF_Syd.htm see
>bottom image)
>
>John Updike or Robert Stone?
>
>"Bob" or John Frum?

Oliver Reed or Michael Jackson?

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Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 15:58:25 -0800

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>Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?

I'm not sure, but what I am sure of is that their ensuing battle will
destroy the world. All that would be left is a little sliver of planet
wide enough for both of them to stand on floating in space like in the
old Marvin the Martian cartoons.

The two are quite evenly matched. Danzig is about 5 foot nothing, so
he's got a lower center of gravity. Rollins has a neck about as thick
as my upper thigh, and is a fucking genius.

Posted by:: Jus_Sn
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 18:07:47 GMT

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Paul Casino wrote:
> Rollins ... and is a fucking genius.

Bah!

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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:28:47 -0800

Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:55:12 -0800

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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:28:47 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On 14 Mar 2005 11:00:36 -0800, "frater S.O.D.D.I."
> wrote:
>
>>Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?
>>
>>LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?
>>
>>Keef Richards or Syd Barrett? (http://www.pinkfloydz.com/PF_Syd.htm see
>>bottom image)
>>
>>John Updike or Robert Stone?
>>
>>"Bob" or John Frum?
>
>Oliver Reed or Michael Jackson?

oops

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Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:26:58 -0800

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?
>
> LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?
>
> Keef Richards or Syd Barrett? (http://www.pinkfloydz.com/PF_Syd.htm see
> bottom image)
>
> John Updike or Robert Stone?
>
> "Bob" or John Frum?

None of those guys are pussy enough to fight each other. Fighting is
for pussies. The only kind of violence that solves anything is that
which is done from concealment.

Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:33:51 -0500

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On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 11:00:36 -0800, frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:

> Glen Danzig or Henry Rollins?
>
> LL Cool J or Glen Danzig?
>
> Keef Richards or Syd Barrett? (http://www.pinkfloydz.com/PF_Syd.htm see
> bottom image)
>
> John Updike or Robert Stone?
>
> "Bob" or John Frum?

Actually, looks can be very deceiving. For example, Wally Cox
was a longtime motorcycling friend of Marlon Brando and regularly
kicked Lee Marvin's ass when they'd get drunk. Marvin always started
the fights, but Cox made short work of them. Marvin never seemed to
learn.

James Coburn studied martial arts seriously under Bruce Lee, but
bursitis in his shoulders kept him from being able to throw a
punch with any power. He never progressed beyond green belt.

Before Don Knotts showed his brilliance on screen he showed his
brilliance in the boxing ring. He was a bleeder, its true, but he
was quick enough to avoid being hit and was an undefeated feather
weight champion in amateur boxing in his home state of Delaware
from 1948 to 1952.

Jon Claude Van Dam started out as a male ballerina. Close friends
insist that his heart was never into kick boxing and that his
longing for the stage and tights is what drove him to go to Hollywood.

The list goes on and on.

Jack Webb, bad back and a glass jaw. You could knock him out cold
in a pillow fight.

Buster Crab, hit like a girl and swooned at the sight of blood.

Tim Conway, is a master of Ken Do. His grandfather, Jerry, whom Tim
idolized, was a bare knuckles champ at the turn of the century, too.

Steven Segal's pilonidal cyst[1] caused him excruciating pain to
the point that he could barely walk without the aid of pain killers.

[1] http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/imagepages/9746.htm

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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:33:58 GMT

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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:

> Actually, looks can be very deceiving. For example, Wally Cox
> was a longtime motorcycling friend of Marlon Brando and regularly
> kicked Lee Marvin's ass when they'd get drunk. Marvin always started
> the fights, but Cox made short work of them. Marvin never seemed to
> learn.

Little guys are generally mad about being little, so they fight 3 times
as hard as average-to-larger guys. That's why I always shoot them first.

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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 22:45:45 -0800

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>>>Little guys are generally mad about being little, so they fight 3
times
as hard as average-to-larger guys. That's why I always shoot them
first.>>>

Being a "Little David Icke-Man" myself that didn't die in the WTC, I
resent that.

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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 07:34:35 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote:

>In article ,
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>
>> Actually, looks can be very deceiving. For example, Wally Cox
>> was a longtime motorcycling friend of Marlon Brando and regularly
>> kicked Lee Marvin's ass when they'd get drunk. Marvin always started
>> the fights, but Cox made short work of them. Marvin never seemed to
>> learn.
>
> Little guys are generally mad about being little, so they fight 3 times
>as hard as average-to-larger guys. That's why I always shoot them first.

Little people are stronger than they look!
They have a mechanical advantage by having shorter limbs,
it takes more muscle to leverage longer limbs. But it's easy
to pick them up and drop kick them. There's a gang of about
a dozen little crackhead hobos here, all little guys; but you got
to watch your back, they'll double-team you!

Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 04:23:25 -0500

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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:33:58 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:

> In article ,
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>
>> Actually, looks can be very deceiving. For example, Wally Cox
>> was a longtime motorcycling friend of Marlon Brando and regularly
>> kicked Lee Marvin's ass when they'd get drunk. Marvin always started
>> the fights, but Cox made short work of them. Marvin never seemed to
>> learn.
>
> Little guys are generally mad about being little, so they fight 3 times
> as hard as average-to-larger guys. That's why I always shoot them first.

Good plan. Go for the groin, if your eyesight is keen.

I forgot to mention in that list that Buddy Hackett came from a long
line of famous Grecko-roman wrestlers. Born Bella Haqinopolus, Buddy
spent some time in the ring as well, defeating the reigning champion
of Greece, Stephan Stephanopolous, in 13 seconds in an inverted neck
lock maneuver (which Buddy developed) that nearly killed the champ.
Buddy left wrestling for the stage after Stephan's brush with death,
vowing to never enter the ring again.

Lou Costello was a great arm wrestler. You never saw him in short
sleeves because his massive biceps would have spoiled his image.
He also used to participate in roller derbies when not working
with Bud Abbott on stage or in their films.

Bud Abbott himself was an excellent marksman and made many contributions
to the development of simulated combat type shooting courses. He was
also an avid herpetologist and had become immune to most kinds of
snake venom by the age of 18.

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Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 15 Mar 2005 23:02:17 -0800

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Artemia Salina wrote:
(snip)
> James Coburn studied martial arts seriously under Bruce Lee, but
> bursitis in his shoulders kept him from being able to throw a
> punch with any power. He never progressed beyond green belt.

And Bruce Lee was the Hong Kong Crown Colony cha-cha champion for
several years before getting involved with movies.

Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 16 Mar 2005 10:19:27 -0800

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All male physical aggression is nothing more than repressed homosexual
rage. So. What you're really asking is who would be the ASS FUCKER and
who would be the ASS FUCKEE.

Either way. This is one of the goddamn QUEEREST threads around.

Posted by:: The Kenosha Kid
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 13:27:51 -0600

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In article <1110997167.541425.165820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:

> Either way. This is one of the goddamn QUEEREST threads around.

The queerest threads around are hanging in your closet, dude.

Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 16 Mar 2005 11:48:17 -0800

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What a gay bitch you are. Seriously. You gay bitch. Where's your
SNAPPLECUNT. Anyway?