What the hell IS "carpet repair" anyway??
Posted by:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:39:52 -0500
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Don't they have to use giant looms to make carpets? Wouldn't similar
weaving type technology be necessary to repair them? Does Arthur come
into your house and go to work with some kind of crochet needles or
something? Couldn't you just buy new carpet for cheaper than it would
cost to have someone come and hand-crochet more carpet to repair
whatever has happened to yours??
God damn you, Arthur Lee Smart, I will get no sleep tonight because of
this!
--
FACT!!
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:44:22 GMT
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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in message
news:Vju1e.959$6h.106@fe02.lga...
> Don't they have to use giant looms to make carpets? Wouldn't similar
> weaving type technology be necessary to repair them? Does Arthur come
> into your house and go to work with some kind of crochet needles or
> something? Couldn't you just buy new carpet for cheaper than it would
> cost to have someone come and hand-crochet more carpet to repair whatever
> has happened to yours??
>
> God damn you, Arthur Lee Smart, I will get no sleep tonight because of
> this!
>
> --
> FACT!!
>
Good point! maybie he just gets a dirty olde rag and a bottle of carpet
cleaner and rubs frantically, his huge fat head blushing and beads of sweat
running down this crack.
After that he wipes the stains off his crotch with his hands then asks for
payment with his foul dirty liquid dripping of his chemically burt, ragged,
bloody hands.
"Carpet repaired"
Think about out, he must be a really BAD buisnessman if he advertisers on
USENET, whats the likely hood of anyone reading it im his local area.
And one more thing, who replies to there own spam!
Gawd damn, Stang ill pay for his membership
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:59:31 -0800
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 08:44:22 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:
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>"Rev Magdalen" wrote in message
>news:Vju1e.959$6h.106@fe02.lga...
>> Don't they have to use giant looms to make carpets? Wouldn't similar
>> weaving type technology be necessary to repair them? Does Arthur come
>> into your house and go to work with some kind of crochet needles or
>> something? Couldn't you just buy new carpet for cheaper than it would
>> cost to have someone come and hand-crochet more carpet to repair whatever
>> has happened to yours??
>>
>> God damn you, Arthur Lee Smart, I will get no sleep tonight because of
>> this!
>>
>> --
>> FACT!!
>>
>
>Good point! maybie he just gets a dirty olde rag and a bottle of carpet
>cleaner and rubs frantically, his huge fat head blushing and beads of sweat
>running down this crack.
>
>After that he wipes the stains off his crotch with his hands then asks for
>payment with his foul dirty liquid dripping of his chemically burt, ragged,
>bloody hands.
>
>"Carpet repaired"
>
>Think about out, he must be a really BAD buisnessman if he advertisers on
>USENET, whats the likely hood of anyone reading it im his local area.
>
>And one more thing, who replies to there own spam!
>
>Gawd damn, Stang ill pay for his membership
>
ook. maybe it's "bob" and this is a TEST of some kind. you have
given me terrible anxieties. fuck ER.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
No, I told you to go to Coxes and buy a seersucker suit!
- Col. Sphinx Drummond
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:51:42 -0800
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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> I will get no sleep tonight because of
> this!
>
That's what you said about my dick, but that was a lie too.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:58:21 -0800
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:39:52 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:
>Don't they have to use giant looms to make carpets? Wouldn't similar
>weaving type technology be necessary to repair them? Does Arthur come
>into your house and go to work with some kind of crochet needles or
>something? Couldn't you just buy new carpet for cheaper than it would
>cost to have someone come and hand-crochet more carpet to repair
>whatever has happened to yours??
>
>God damn you, Arthur Lee Smart, I will get no sleep tonight because of
>this!
you think you have it bad, I thought it was some kind of lady thing.
Now I am all confused.
Now I will be up all night with confused images of vacuum cleaners
with great slathering tongues trying to lick clean monstrous vaginas
growing out of the floor.
well granted, that's nothing new.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
No, I told you to go to Coxes and buy a seersucker suit!
- Col. Sphinx Drummond
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 09:08:17 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:e3tc41tdr34326sbge9apsrs7tcnm6ams4@4ax.com...
> you think you have it bad, I thought it was some kind of lady thing.
> Now I am all confused.
>
> Now I will be up all night with confused images of vacuum cleaners
> with great slathering tongues trying to lick clean monstrous vaginas
> growing out of the floor.
>
> well granted, that's nothing new.
>
Sleep TIGHT!
Posted by:: "Nihi Fenderson"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 02:53:47 -0800
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Why in Eris' name would a vacuum cleaner need a Tongue? Surely it would
treat a Vagina like we would treat a Can of Beer, just with more
Sucking and less Tipping.
Nihi "You don't know me" Fenderson
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:57:34 GMT
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In article ,
"Rev Magdalen" wrote:
> Don't they have to use giant looms to make carpets? Wouldn't similar
> weaving type technology be necessary to repair them? Does Arthur come
> into your house and go to work with some kind of crochet needles or
> something? Couldn't you just buy new carpet for cheaper than it would
> cost to have someone come and hand-crochet more carpet to repair
> whatever has happened to yours??
Its all coded messages for a small conspiracy to give Heidi Klum a
chocolate pudding enema on "Star Search." Bet that would win, too.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:38:20 -0800
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In article , "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:
> Don't they have to use giant looms to make carpets? Wouldn't similar
> weaving type technology be necessary to repair them? Does Arthur come
> into your house and go to work with some kind of crochet needles or
> something? Couldn't you just buy new carpet for cheaper than it would
> cost to have someone come and hand-crochet more carpet to repair
> whatever has happened to yours??
>
> God damn you, Arthur Lee Smart, I will get no sleep tonight because of
> this!
Tuft Patching:
To patch a small area of cut-pile carpet with replacement tufts, cut
the damaged pile down to the backing with scissors, and pick out the
pile stubs with tweezers. Apply latex cement to the carpet backing.
Set replacement tufts into position using a tuft setter; drive the
setter through the carpet backing with a few taps from a hammer.
Cut and Patch:
Take a piece of scrap (never throw out the ends when you lay new
carpet) or a piece from an area that isn't seen, eg. inside closet,
under furniture, and use it to patch the damaged section. Hot glue is
used for fixing, color matching is done with dye.
Restretching:
Just what it says. Restretching a bunched up or loose carpet to reduce
wear and safety hazard.
Dyeing:
For badly discolored carpet in otherwise good condition you can dye it
to a darker color that will hide the stains.
Cleaning & shampooing:
Using industrial strength solvents and detergents.
HTH
pb