Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 25 Mar 2005 11:09:27 -0800
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Rev Magdalen wrote:
>Duct tape.
I know somebody who's first for weener mummy!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 25 Mar 2005 11:11:34 -0800
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Lots of whipped creame
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:38:18 -0800
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:
>Duct tape.
More sex.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Any business that requires you to listen to a machine for more than ninety seconds
which tells you that your call is very important to them, rather than providing you with
a live human being to talk to, is by definition lying.
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Artemia Salina did pass the time by typing:
> On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, Rev Magdalen wrote:
>
>> Duct tape.
>
> A mysterious metal box with lots of unlabeled blinking lights.
Relaxen und watchen das blinken lighten.
--
rbg
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:36:50 -0800
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:35:43 -0600, "Rev. Beergoggles"
wrote:
>Artemia Salina did pass the time by typing:
>> On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, Rev Magdalen wrote:
>>
>>> Duct tape.
>>
>> A mysterious metal box with lots of unlabeled blinking lights.
>
>Relaxen und watchen das blinken lighten.
DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHTS, THEY TURN YOU GERMAN!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Yes, the reason sword is sharp and pointy with many edges and you should
set it down because you've already cut yourself very, very badly. Hold
your arm up and apply pressure until the paramedics arrive.
- tdwillis on ARK responding to net.religious.bozo X-Posts
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:05:24 -0600
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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in message
news:J2Z0e.15395$9P7.3633@fe04.lga...
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In article <42466608.47960D6C@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> The solution is you all taking your fucking heads out of your asses for
> even one second a day, you stupid fucking jerks.
What can you do with a shit-covered head in just one second a day?
Well, it IS the obvious next question.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 26 Mar 2005 15:51:45 -0800
Already having a Next Thing in mind for the point at which the Thing is
solved.
--
HellPope Huey
A SubGenius tarot deck
would just be a big fistful of jokers.
Forum follows dysfunction.
Just because you throw pearls before swine
doesn't mean you aren't a pig yourself.
- Saint Nu-Monet
I am done with seriousness for the day.
Back to feces, disfiguration and the Flintstones.
- Rev. kdetal
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:41:18 -0500
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In article , Rev Magdalen
wrote:
> Duct tape.
I set a brick on top of mine to keep the green light on. But some kid
is always going to knock it over and not notice.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:41:20 -0500
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Locating the problem.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: Eddie Vroom Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 06:51:00 GMT
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The part that the precipitate used to be in.
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 26 Mar 2005 01:46:04 -0800
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The bullet is the universal solution to all problems, the bullet is the
end of all philosophies.
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:36:02 -0500
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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> Duct tape.
>
two parts rum
two parts vodka
two parts gin
two parts coke
splash of lemon
Stir and drink
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:50:20 -0800
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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> Duct tape.
>
Unobtainium.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:54:56 -0800
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>Unobtainium.
Agree it makes the having of sallack much more precious for the
pursuit!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 27 Mar 2005 17:20:36 GMT
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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in news:J2Z0e.15395$9P7.3633
@fe04.lga:
> Duct tape.
>
"There is NO problem so severe that it cannot be solved by the suitable
application of high explosives."
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey