What's the solution thread

Posted by:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500

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Duct tape.

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FACT!!




Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 11:09:27 -0800

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Rev Magdalen wrote:

>Duct tape.

I know somebody who's first for weener mummy!!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 11:11:34 -0800

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<>

Lots of whipped creame



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:38:18 -0800

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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:

>Duct tape.

More sex.

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a live human being to talk to, is by definition lying.



Posted by:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 20:17:45 GMT

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
> wrote:
>
>>Duct tape.
>
> More sex.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
>
Any sex.

Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta




Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:54:54 -0800

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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:38:18 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
> wrote:
>
>>Duct tape.
>
>More sex.

Also, more sex involving duct tape.


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Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:23:30 -0500

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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, Rev Magdalen wrote:

> Duct tape.

A mysterious metal box with lots of unlabeled blinking lights.

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Posted by:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:35:43 -0600

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Artemia Salina did pass the time by typing:
> On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, Rev Magdalen wrote:
>
>> Duct tape.
>
> A mysterious metal box with lots of unlabeled blinking lights.

Relaxen und watchen das blinken lighten.

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rbg





Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:36:50 -0800

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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:35:43 -0600, "Rev. Beergoggles"
wrote:

>Artemia Salina did pass the time by typing:
>> On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:48:45 -0500, Rev Magdalen wrote:
>>
>>> Duct tape.
>>
>> A mysterious metal box with lots of unlabeled blinking lights.
>
>Relaxen und watchen das blinken lighten.

DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHTS, THEY TURN YOU GERMAN!

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Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:05:24 -0600

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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in message
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> Duct tape.
>
WD-40


Paul (No, I'm not a solution.)




Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:31:45 GMT

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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> Duct tape.
>

Lithium carbonate. Shaken, not stirred.

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Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:49:06 -0800

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Coa



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:51:38 -0800

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The solution is you all taking your fucking heads out of your asses for
even one second a day, you stupid fucking jerks.


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:55:18 GMT

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In article <42466608.47960D6C@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> The solution is you all taking your fucking heads out of your asses for
> even one second a day, you stupid fucking jerks.

What can you do with a shit-covered head in just one second a day?
Well, it IS the obvious next question.

--

HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping

When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"


Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 15:51:45 -0800

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Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> Rev Magdalen wrote:
> > Duct tape.
> >
>
> Lithium carbonate. Shaken, not stirred.
>
>

Coarse or fine mesh? It makes a difference on the pricing.

--
C.



Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:34:52 +1000

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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> Duct tape.
>
Luv...

John Cook

PS Plus heeeeeps of HATE (where necessary;)


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 17:39:51 -0800

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<
John Cook


PS Plus heeeeeps of HATE (where necessary;) >>

With duct tape & whipped Cream!



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 18:16:56 -0800

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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:34:52 +1000, John Cook
wrote:

>Rev Magdalen wrote:
>> Duct tape.
>>
>Luv...
>
>John Cook
>
>PS Plus heeeeeps of HATE (where necessary;)

how bout spanking nurses.

get both of them at the same time.

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Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:09:31 GMT

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Already having a Next Thing in mind for the point at which the Thing is
solved.

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HellPope Huey
A SubGenius tarot deck
would just be a big fistful of jokers.
Forum follows dysfunction.

Just because you throw pearls before swine
doesn't mean you aren't a pig yourself.
- Saint Nu-Monet

I am done with seriousness for the day.
Back to feces, disfiguration and the Flintstones.
- Rev. kdetal


Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:41:18 -0500

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In article , Rev Magdalen
wrote:

> Duct tape.

I set a brick on top of mine to keep the green light on. But some kid
is always going to knock it over and not notice.

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Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 01:41:20 -0500

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Locating the problem.

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Posted by:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 06:51:00 GMT

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The part that the precipitate used to be in.

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How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!

the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 01:46:04 -0800

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The bullet is the universal solution to all problems, the bullet is the
end of all philosophies.



Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:36:02 -0500

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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> Duct tape.
>

two parts rum
two parts vodka
two parts gin
two parts coke
splash of lemon

Stir and drink


Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:50:20 -0800

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Rev Magdalen wrote:
> Duct tape.
>

Unobtainium.



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:54:56 -0800

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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:

>Unobtainium.

Agree it makes the having of sallack much more precious for the
pursuit!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Mar 2005 17:20:36 GMT

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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in news:J2Z0e.15395$9P7.3633
@fe04.lga:

> Duct tape.
>

"There is NO problem so severe that it cannot be solved by the suitable
application of high explosives."

--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
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"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
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