What's my Pennance, "Bob"?
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 13:17:58 -0800
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Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have shown pity, mercy, dare I say
compassion to the Pink. And I have been justly burned for it to the
tune of 75 dollars. The FUCKS.
Posted by:: phy
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:26:17 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote in
news:1110835077.993867.100580@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
> Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have shown pity, mercy, dare I say
> compassion to the Pink. And I have been justly burned for it to the
> tune of 75 dollars. The FUCKS.
>
>
The $75 is your penance. That'll learn ya that no good deed goes
unpunished.
-phy
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:29:41 -0700
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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have shown
> pity, mercy, dare I say compassion to the Pink.
> And I have been justly burned for it to the
> tune of 75 dollars. The FUCKS.
Vengeance is yours, sayeth "Bob". Kick their ass.
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 15:31:04 -0800
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>Kick their ass.
Out of the question. It's a girl, and you're not allowed to lay the
smack down. Hell, you're not even allowed to gently place the smack
down. Looks like I'll have to focus on breaking her ego. Only this will
have to be carried out with the most delicate percision, as we have
engaged in coital interactions in the past, (not the matter of 75
dollars, mind out) and being that she bore wittness to the inch and a
half of fury, she may feel the need to throw that information around.
Not that she complained. I can't touch the bottom, but I can RUB THEM
SIDES, baby!
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:56:06 -0700
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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> >Kick their ass.
>
> Out of the question. It's a girl, and you're
> not allowed to lay the smack down. Hell, you're
> not even allowed to gently place the smack
> down...
Literalist.
You can kick ass so subtly that they won't even
know why their ass is tingly.
Tell her things like:
Do you know your ears don't match from behind?
Have you ever noticed how funny people's butts
move when they think somebody is watching them?
What's the scent of that new shampoo you are using?
I heard your name at the tail end of a teevee news
story. What's up?
Some guy name John called and he asked for you and
sounded pissed. He wouldn't leave his number.
Is your credit card over the limit? You had better
check.
Have you ever had Hepititis B?
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"Remember that it's not just paranoia.
It's just getting things done your way."
--nu-monet
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 16:49:56 -0800
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>Have you ever had Hepititis B?
THAT's why it burns when I pee.
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 14 Mar 2005 19:21:29 -0800
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"My new girlfriend is a female ejaculator/squirter."
"Look at that girl. It's been a long time since I held a pair of perky
titties."
"You always looked better in [color she's not wearing NOW]. It makes
your skin look less blotchy."
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:36:52 GMT
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In article <1110847795.987754.37710@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:
> >Have you ever had Hepititis B?
>
> THAT's why it burns when I pee.
It burns when you pee because you keep trusting the same rotten
"friends" to give you decent drinks, but they all have a little
turpentine in 'em. Damn, your olfactory bulb is SO FUCKED UP.
--
HellPope Huey
Hey Nenslo,
you said "feeble peevish tripe,"
hehhehhehhehhehheh...
"So you can see, children,
that our whole society is nothing more
than a perilous house of cards,
destined to collapse
under its own weight."
- "Invader Zim"
"How about that alien thing?"
"Don't patronize me!
I'm going to Dallas
and clear this thing up."
- "King of the Hill"
"The Drugs I Need" - 4-star Flash, hah!
http://tinyurl.com/3l4uy
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 19:48:53 -0800
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>It burns when you pee because you keep trusting the same rotten
>"friends" to give you decent drinks, but they all have a little
>turpentine in 'em. Damn, your olfactory bulb is SO FUCKED UP.
THOSE BASTARDS! They told me it had VItamin C in it and that I was
promoting a healthy immune system!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:31:34 GMT
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In article <1110858533.603132.219830@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:
> >It burns when you pee because you keep trusting the same rotten
> >"friends" to give you decent drinks, but they all have a little
> >turpentine in 'em. Damn, your olfactory bulb is SO FUCKED UP.
>
> THOSE BASTARDS! They told me it had VItamin C in it and that I was
> promoting a healthy immune system!
Turpentine will help there, too, but vitamin C burns way less when you
pee. Of course, you can't write your name on the lawn in FIRE like you
can when drinking t., but what the fuck do you want, EVERYthing or
somethin'?
--
HellPope Huey
I say kill 'em all and let Godzilla sort 'em out.
"He asked me to forcibly insert
the LifeLine Exercise card into my ANUS!"
- "Donnie Darko"
You should see the hate e-mail I get.
We have met the enemy and he can't spell.
~Cathy Renna
of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:05:39 -0800
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Gee, that outfit makes you ass look big!