Welcome to the Metric System
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:43:44 GMT
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"Doktor Dark" wrote in message
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Serve chimped beast over toast.
INGREDIENTS:
· 1/4 cup butter or margarine
· 4 ounces dried chimp or ripped-up human face
Ounces? Ounces? explain boy
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 06:56:47 -0800
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If you prefer grams
To ounces of meat
Then substitute "titty"
When others write "teat"
And if you disdain yards
And prefer to use meters
Then cut back on chimp meat
And use lopped-off peters!
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 15:00:30 GMT
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"Doktor Dark" wrote in message
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> If you prefer grams
> To ounces of meat
> Then substitute "titty"
> When others write "teat"
> And if you disdain yards
> And prefer to use meters
> Then cut back on chimp meat
> And use lopped-off peters!
>
drum roll, bow
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 09:13:15 -0700
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Doktor Dark wrote:
> If you prefer grams
> To ounces of meat
> Then substitute "titty"
> When others write "teat"
> And if you disdain yards
> And prefer to use meters
> Then cut back on chimp meat
> And use lopped-off peters!
>
Now *that's* poemin!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
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The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
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Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 15:14:17 -0800
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In article , "Rev
Chain Smerker" wrote:
> "Doktor Dark" wrote in message
> news:1110033213.048230.285740@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> Serve chimped beast over toast.
>
> INGREDIENTS:
> · 1/4 cup butter or margarine
> · 4 ounces dried chimp or ripped-up human face
>
> Ounces? Ounces? explain boy
It's traditional. Ever since Shakespeare wrote Merchant of Venice
human flesh has been measured in ounces and pounds.
HTH
pb