Uh oh... that's new
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 07:48:22 -0700
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So I am sitting there putting corn and callus remover on my spanking new
finger wart, and there it is.. a cute new mole. Hmmm, I says to my self,
if corn and callus remover works on warts (and it does.. same
ingreedamints, 1/3 the price), maybe it works on moles! A little dab...
OWW!! that stings! But stings is good, right? It means those scrubbing
bubbles are going to work.
So I'm thinking, if it works on moles... stick with me here, this is a
proof by induction... then maybe it works on melanomas, and if it works
on melanomas, maybe it works on those squirming lumps that keep getting
bigger and bigger until they develop into glossalalic easter-islandish
miniature heads that keep shouting their crazy orders...
I mean, this is White-Out for the body, folks! Got an amputation fetish?
Dip your whole hand in there. If thine eye offends thee... get Tinamed
corn and callus remover!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 01:02:54 +1000
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
> So I am sitting there putting corn and callus remover on my spanking new
> finger wart, and there it is.. a cute new mole. Hmmm, I says to my self,
> if corn and callus remover works on warts (and it does.. same
> ingreedamints, 1/3 the price), maybe it works on moles! A little dab...
> OWW!! that stings! But stings is good, right? It means those scrubbing
> bubbles are going to work.
>
> So I'm thinking, if it works on moles... stick with me here, this is a
> proof by induction... then maybe it works on melanomas, and if it works
> on melanomas, maybe it works on those squirming lumps that keep getting
> bigger and bigger until they develop into glossalalic easter-islandish
> miniature heads that keep shouting their crazy orders...
>
> I mean, this is White-Out for the body, folks! Got an amputation fetish?
> Dip your whole hand in there. If thine eye offends thee... get Tinamed
> corn and callus remover!
>
sorry for such a boring reply
but - LOL LOL LOL
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 17:15:53 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>So I am sitting there putting corn and callus remover on my spanking new
>finger wart, and there it is.. a cute new mole. Hmmm, I says to my self,
>if corn and callus remover works on warts (and it does.. same
>ingreedamints, 1/3 the price), maybe it works on moles! A little dab...
>OWW!! that stings! But stings is good, right? It means those scrubbing
>bubbles are going to work.
>
>So I'm thinking, if it works on moles... stick with me here, this is a
>proof by induction... then maybe it works on melanomas, and if it works
>on melanomas, maybe it works on those squirming lumps that keep getting
>bigger and bigger until they develop into glossalalic easter-islandish
>miniature heads that keep shouting their crazy orders...
>
>I mean, this is White-Out for the body, folks! Got an amputation fetish?
>Dip your whole hand in there. If thine eye offends thee... get Tinamed
>corn and callus remover!
Do you think that Tinamed would work with the
wart on Wreckless Eric's ass?
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 13:38:27 -0700
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Does Tinamed make a Nenslo remover?
A.R.
Posted by:: "Blackout"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 15:19:27 -0700
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"angelicusrex" wrote
> Does Tinamed make a Nenslo remover?
whose ass would you lamprey around sucking off then?
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:15:58 -0800
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In article <424abbdb$1@nntp.zianet.com>, Baldin Pramer
wrote:
> So I am sitting there putting corn and callus remover on my spanking new
> finger wart, and there it is.. a cute new mole. Hmmm, I says to my self,
> if corn and callus remover works on warts (and it does.. same
> ingreedamints, 1/3 the price), maybe it works on moles! A little dab...
> OWW!! that stings! But stings is good, right? It means those scrubbing
> bubbles are going to work.
>
> So I'm thinking, if it works on moles... stick with me here, this is a
> proof by induction... then maybe it works on melanomas, and if it works
> on melanomas, maybe it works on those squirming lumps that keep getting
> bigger and bigger until they develop into glossalalic easter-islandish
> miniature heads that keep shouting their crazy orders...
>
> I mean, this is White-Out for the body, folks! Got an amputation fetish?
> Dip your whole hand in there. If thine eye offends thee... get Tinamed
> corn and callus remover!
I'd be careful if I were you. That's the same stuff Micheal Jackson
used on his penis, and we all know what happened there.
pb
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 16:00:50 -0800
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<
used on his penis, and we all know what happened there. >>
It was found up a chimp's ass.
Posted by:: William Earl Haskell
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:20:30 -0600
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> <
> used on his penis, and we all know what happened there. >>
>
> It was found up a chimp's ass.
>
It was HIDING from Jacko - anything to escape a shameful life o' sin.
Posted by:: wcb
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:26:31 -0600
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
> So I am sitting there putting corn and callus remover on my spanking new
> finger wart, and there it is.. a cute new mole. Hmmm, I says to my self,
> if corn and callus remover works on warts (and it does.. same
> ingreedamints, 1/3 the price), maybe it works on moles! A little dab...
> OWW!! that stings! But stings is good, right? It means those scrubbing
> bubbles are going to work.
>
> So I'm thinking, if it works on moles... stick with me here, this is a
> proof by induction... then maybe it works on melanomas, and if it works
> on melanomas, maybe it works on those squirming lumps that keep getting
> bigger and bigger until they develop into glossalalic easter-islandish
> miniature heads that keep shouting their crazy orders...
>
> I mean, this is White-Out for the body, folks! Got an amputation fetish?
> Dip your whole hand in there. If thine eye offends thee... get Tinamed
> corn and callus remover!
>
A 1200 watt heavy duty Sears and Roebuck plumber's soldering iron
is what you want,son. Cauterize that sucker and be done with it.
--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie