To Kirsty...
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:34:29 -0500
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You'd give me horn even if you were a Rosicrucian.
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Posted by:: "rev_cletus"
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 03:47:25 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:HuSdnfmqtKWpkrDfRVn-vg@giganews.com...
> You'd give me horn even if you were a Rosicrucian.
Which crease?
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rev_c
.sig disclaiming any actual proclivity toward telling "fat-chick"
jokes...but DAY-UM...
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 04:19:19 GMT
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"rev_cletus" wrote:
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>"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
>news:HuSdnfmqtKWpkrDfRVn-vg@giganews.com...
>> You'd give me horn even if you were a Rosicrucian.
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>Which crease?
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>rev_c
>.sig disclaiming any actual proclivity toward telling "fat-chick"
>jokes...but DAY-UM...
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Yo' mama so fat...yadayadayadayada!
So, why is it some kind of a magic talent?
Hey! Some half-assed actress' career runs out of steam,
so she blows-up like a blimp, then gets skinny, and everybody's
supposed to go like, "Whoa! Do it again!"
Maybe she could dye her hair red and be the new
MacDonald's clown for "MacFatChick Burgers"
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 04:32:38 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> Yo' mama so fat...yadayadayadayada!
My mother was so fat, she had a rather large, semi-bald child who later
grew up to become MORE bald, except for the image of Steven Tyler always
kept neatly etched into his back hair.
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HellPope Huey
Editor of "'Bob's' Big Book of Alien Hickies" and
"Stop That Until The Cop Car
Rounds the Corner, You Fool!"
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton,
you may as well make it dance.
~ George Bernard Shaw
"Your explanations are pure weapons-grade Balonium!"
- "Futurama"
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 01:35:22 +1100
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> Hey! Some half-assed actress' career runs out of steam,
> so she blows-up like a blimp, then gets skinny, and everybody's
> supposed to go like, "Whoa! Do it again!"
try it some time. it'll do... things... to your mind.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 15:15:20 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
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>> Hey! Some half-assed actress' career runs out of steam,
>> so she blows-up like a blimp, then gets skinny, and everybody's
>> supposed to go like, "Whoa! Do it again!"
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>try it some time. it'll do... things... to your mind.
What, blow my mind? I did, I expanded it to waaay big,
it blew up like one of those Jiffy-Pop popcorn pans, then
deflated to regular-size. Now, all I have left is the memory
of the pretty colors and these fucking stretch marks!
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 15:36:19 -0800
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I gave my love a doughnut, that had no glaze
I gave my love some scrapple, that had no scraps
I gave my love a cake, and she ate it in one bite
I gave my love a ham, she bit by fingers.