The Viagra folks want to talk to this guy
Posted by:: "Modemac"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 07:59:27 -0800
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"A Chinese man has lifted a 75kg barbell for 10 seconds - with his
penis.
"Zhan, from Harbin city, Helongjiang province, said the skill is a
branch of Kung Fu, which is exclusive to his family.
"Zhan, 55, says his father taught him the skill to help him get fit
after a serious illness when he was 18.
"He started training by lifting small bricks with his penis, then
gradually added weights and extended duration, reports Yangtsi Evening
Post.
"Zhan, a director of the Hong Kong Chinese Culture Development Fund,
said he had no interest in applying to the Guinness Book of Records."
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 11:46:23 -0800
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Thats nothing!
Once "Bob" used his penis to life a 3 ton truck that had over turned
and trapped his favorite hooker.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 12:18:26 -0800
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>>>>Thats nothing!
Once "Bob" used his penis to life a 3 ton truck that had over turned
and trapped his favorite hooker.>>>
Now thats my kind of hooker. If it took a 3 ton truck to pin her down
thats my kind of Jugs machine!!
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little
longer."
-Henry Kissinger
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:34:04 GMT
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In article <1110831506.234867.157530@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"krustymadfaker" wrote:
> >>>>Thats nothing!
>
> Once "Bob" used his penis to life a 3 ton truck that had over turned
> and trapped his favorite hooker.>>>
>
> Now thats my kind of hooker. If it took a 3 ton truck to pin her down
> thats my kind of Jugs machine!!
"To get down with maximum efficiency,
I need a girl with a 400-ton booty."
- Bender
--
HellPope Huey
Hey Nenslo,
you said "feeble peevish tripe,"
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than a perilous house of cards,
destined to collapse
under its own weight."
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"How about that alien thing?"
"Don't patronize me!
I'm going to Dallas
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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 22:20:57 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> > Now thats my kind of hooker. If it took a 3 ton truck to pin her
down
> > thats my kind of Jugs machine!!
>
> "To get down with maximum efficiency,
> I need a girl with a 400-ton booty."
> - Bender
Bender is the future of all Yeti
evolution. There will be no
compromise.
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 12:26:27 -0800
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Modemac wrote:
> "A Chinese man has lifted a 75kg barbell for 10 seconds - with his
> penis.
>
> "Zhan, from Harbin city, Helongjiang province, said the skill is a
> branch of Kung Fu, which is exclusive to his family.
>
> "Zhan, 55, says his father taught him the skill to help him get fit
> after a serious illness when he was 18.
>
> "He started training by lifting small bricks with his penis, then
> gradually added weights and extended duration, reports Yangtsi
Evening
> Post.
>
> "Zhan, a director of the Hong Kong Chinese Culture Development Fund,
> said he had no interest in applying to the Guinness Book of Records."
Now that's "putting your best foot forward"! This guy should starred
in "Samson & Delilah". He would have knocked the pillars of the temple
down much more interestingly, and as for her cutting something of his
off to remove his strength, well....