Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Quite obviously a vegetable
Is it bigger than a bread box?
Bread box?, oh, no.
If Jane had two apples and Jim had three apples, which way would
their knees bend?
HA Trick Question! they had no legs!
One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell and another train
left New Rochell headed for Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
HAHAHAHAHA yes soon, very soon hahahahahaha
Coffee, tea, or milk?
Pigs milk
Fill in the blanks:
"There are none so .2?48 as those who will not ..882???46."
Fill in these blanks too: ___h______ _____i____ ___u______!
How many fingers?
4
Am I holding up?
no
Are we there yet???
we never left!
What's all this then?
I dunno, just found myself here.
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Artemia Salina did pass the time by typing:
> Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
If you blend it fine enough nobody can tell.
> Is it bigger than a bread box?
Usually but not always
> If Jane had two apples and Jim had three apples, which way would
> their knees bend?
Yes, and even backwards if you press rilly hard.
> One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell and another train
> left New Rochell headed for Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
If Jane is on the Hoboken train and Jim is on the Rochell train then
the answer is about any time now.
> Coffee, tea, or milk?
Coffee, I plan on drinking tonight and milk and beer don't mix too well.
> Fill in the blanks:
>
> "There are none so ________ as those who will not ________."
constipated crap
> Fill in these blanks too: _________ _________ _________!
Larry Moe Curley
> How many fingers?
Two please.
> Am I holding up?
I dunno, are you holding up?
> Are we there yet???
Yes, the view sucks, there are flys everywhere, and I think
that bush I used was poison ivy.
> What's all this then?
About $1.56 not counting the pocket lint.
--
rbg
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 25 Mar 2005 17:06:21 -0800
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<>
That would be Terri Schavili. She's an animale whos a vegitable who is
being used my a bunch of people who have minerals in their heads.
>>Is it bigger than a bread box? <<
Only when I am thinking about you baby!
<
their knees bend? <<
If they bent their knees in the wood, and no one say it, did their
kness really bend?
<
left New Rochell headed for Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
>>
Trick question, to go from Hoboken to New Rochell, you have to change
trains at Penn Station.
<>
I prefer my enemas the old fashioned way, soapy water.
<<"There are none so ________ as those who will not ________." >>
stupid, fill in the blanks
Fill in these blanks too: _________ _________ _________!
So Long Suckers!
<>
Depends on how worn out and streached it is.
<>
No, your just avoiding the eniviable.
<>
DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS NEWSG GROUP AROUND! I SWEAR I WILL!
>>What's all this then? <<
Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam
Posted by:: phy Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 03:17:00 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote in
news:pan.2005.03.25.23.20.21.85342@sheayright.com:
> Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
I am a wave and a particle.
>
> Is it bigger than a bread box?
Bigger than a bread box and smaller than a bread loaf.
>
> If Jane had two apples and Jim had three apples, which way would
> their knees bend?
Jane, because phy don't swing the other way.
>
> One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell and another train
> left New Rochell headed for Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
Do you eat pork chops or is it raining?
>
> Coffee, tea, or milk?
Milk with coffee but not with tea.
>
> Fill in the blanks:
>
> "There are none so ___pink_____ as those who will not ___slack off_____."
>
> Fill in these blanks too: ____FUCK_____ ____OFF_____ ____NENSLO_____!
>
> How many fingers?
I prefer wings.
>
> Am I holding up?
You are holding up rather well, thank you for asking.
>
> Are we there yet???
Are we where yet???
>
> What's all this then?
Hell for if I know.
-phy
Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 26 Mar 2005 00:50:54 -0800
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>Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Which one has more money?
>Is it bigger than a bread box?
I've never even seen a breadbox. You put your bread on top of your
fridge like a normal person or kill yourself. PUT IT UP THERE.
>If Jane had two apples and Jim had three >apples, which way would
their knees bend?
I don't like that question, I don't wanna answer it.
>One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell >and another train left
New Rochell headed for >Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
The fuck if I'm going to Hoboken, I don't care if it's blowjob time,
let alone applesauce time. Not again, not after what happened
there...(shudder)
>Coffee, tea, or milk?
The fuck if I'm drinking coffee, tea or milk, I'd don't care if it's
blowjob time, let alone coffee, tea, or milk time. Not again, not after
what happened last time...(shudder)
>Fill in the blanks:
The fuck if I'm...oh, okay.
>"There are none so ________ as those who will >not ________."
There are none so SLUTTY as those who will not SLEEP WITH YOU.
(That's a fucking three pointer right there, man! That's GOLD!)
>Fill in these blanks too: _________ _________ >_________!
I'VE GOT NOTHIN'!
>How many fingers?
>Am I holding up?
No, you fucked up. You want an answer, then come back to me with a
correctly formatted question, that one has a question mark and space
where they don't belong. Show a little fucking pride in your work, this
is sloppy and unprofessional.
>Are we there yet???
Ask Stang. He'll tell you.
>What's all this then?
Meh. Ditto.
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:08:45 -0800
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some shit head wrote:
>
> >Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >Is it bigger than a bread box?
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >If Jane had two apples and Jim had three >apples, which way would
> their knees bend?
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell >and another train left
> New Rochell headed for >Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >Coffee, tea, or milk?
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >Fill in the blanks:
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >"There are none so ________ as those who will >not ________."
>
> There are none so FUCK YOU as those who will not FUCK YOU.
>
>
> >Fill in these blanks too: _________ _________ >_________!
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >How many fingers?
>
> >Am I holding up?
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >Are we there yet???
>
FUCK YOU
>
> >What's all this then?
>
FUCK YOU
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 16:29:44 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42465BFC.893027EF@yahoox.com...
> some shit head wrote:
>>
>> >Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >Is it bigger than a bread box?
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >If Jane had two apples and Jim had three >apples, which way would
>> their knees bend?
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell >and another train left
>> New Rochell headed for >Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >Coffee, tea, or milk?
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >Fill in the blanks:
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >"There are none so ________ as those who will >not ________."
>>
>> There are none so FUCK YOU as those who will not FUCK YOU.
>>
>>
>> >Fill in these blanks too: _________ _________ >_________!
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >How many fingers?
>>
>> >Am I holding up?
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >Are we there yet???
>>
> FUCK YOU
>>
>> >What's all this then?
>>
> FUCK YOU
Stang was right! This Nenslo guy is INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS!!!
A.R.
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 11:20:52 -0500
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Gas.
> Is it bigger than a bread box?
It's bigger than a bread machine.
> If Jane had two apples and Jim had three apples, which way would
> their knees bend?
Retrograde to the orbit of Mercury.
> One train left Hoboken headed for New Rochell and another train
> left New Rochell headed for Hoboken. How long until apple sauce time?
6:30 pm
> Coffee, tea, or milk?
Pee.
> Fill in the blanks:
>
> "There are none so fucked as those who will not kill 'Bob'."
>
> Fill in these blanks too: ______I_ ____FUkD_____ ____'Bob'_____!
>
> How many fingers?
Three before she begins complaining.
> Am I holding up?
Badly thus far.
> Are we there yet???
Stay tuned -- for an important commercial message.
> What's all this then?
Dese is dose and dose is dese and dere ain't no way you can get me to
take THAT!