The OTHER Nenslo survey

Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 20:55:26 -0800

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I can't believe how many halfassed jackasses responded to the first two
word Nenslo survey, so here's another one for you dumb jerks to beat
your brain (singular) out over.

UP YOURS.

Okay now be really funny. I know you think you can.


Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 21:00:01 -0800

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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 20:55:26 -0800, nenslo wrote:

>I can't believe how many halfassed jackasses responded to the first two
>word Nenslo survey, so here's another one for you dumb jerks to beat
>your brain (singular) out over.
>
>UP YOURS.
>
>Okay now be really funny. I know you think you can.

No YOU are!!

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Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:32:31 -0500

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Please, just go fuck an unbaked scone, and quit posting surveys, dude.
Bicycle down to your local junk store and buy an old toaster oven or
something to keep you occupied and out of the survey biz. Or sit around and
pick them red things off the bushes and make a nice compote instead.

Thanks.

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Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 10:58:51 GMT

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From: Jeremy Bee (bee@sfu.ca)
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In article 3npmb7$2op@kelly.teleport.com, (NENSLO) wrote:

> Mark Hammons (m-hamm@vm1.spcs.umn.edu) wrote:
> : If this were
> : the real world, you'd be required to sit in the corner with a dunce
> : cap on for the rest of the afternoon.
>
> Nenslo replies,
> No, if this were the real world it would be raining red-hot steel
> needles and big screaming faceless things like bundles of black rubber
> rope wrapped around bundles of black obsidian knives would be ripping big
> oozing hunks of each other off and chewing them up and spitting them out
> to make other smaller ones to run around and fight each other and tear
> bits of each other off and make more, smaller ones until they got so
> small they were only made out of one atom each and didn't have anything
> to tear pieces of each other off with so they'd just steal electrons from
> each other all day and plot ways to steal lots of electrons all at once
> and become a bigger atom and bond to other atoms and become a molecule
> again.
>
> So I think for the time being the guy is safe from that ghastly
> and humiliating punishment. Thank God.
> --
> -Copyright NENSLO KDV 1995-
> Send One Dollar to box 86582 Portland OR 97286
> This is a READER SUPPORTED ministry.


Funny enough?




Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Mar 2005 18:00:14 GMT

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nenslo wrote in news:42463CBD.E4DD9E1@yahoox.com:

> I can't believe how many halfassed jackasses responded to the first two
> word Nenslo survey, so here's another one for you dumb jerks to beat
> your brain (singular) out over.
>
> UP YOURS.
>
> Okay now be really funny. I know you think you can.

No.


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:51:43 GMT

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In article <42463CBD.E4DD9E1@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> I can't believe how many halfassed jackasses responded to the first two
> word Nenslo survey, so here's another one for you dumb jerks to beat
> your brain (singular) out over.
>
> UP YOURS.
>
> Okay now be really funny. I know you think you can.

Up mine, huh? Well damn, I just asked you to help me find my car keys,
not gimme a rectal. Why do you always think people want you to give them
a rectal? You are not a doctor and besides, your fingers are HUGE. I'll
crap in your pie tins and sprinkle graham cracker crumbs over them, you
rancid old cockadoodie.

--

HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping

When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks

"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"