The Nefarious all.stack Machine
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 4 Mar 2005 10:39:18 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
> SHUT UP! I MEAN IT THIS TIME! SHUT UP AND DIE!
See, your problem all this time is that you think you've been
addressing real human beings.
stall.ack is not comprised of actual living creatures.
tall.sack is actually a machine made up of words...
If you input various key words into the matrix of the machine, you will
evoke certain pre-programmed responses. Some operations are triggered
by multiple word usages by a single operator.
For instance, the phrase "you're a homophobe" will usually result in
the response keyword "faggot" by one or more routines. Not pretty,
certainly inelegant, but a simple reflexive response.
Posts that trigger the "nenslo" operation will result in replies that
contain the keywords "SHUT UP" and "dumbass". The "purple" program
responds "exactly". The "j'lahn" function spits out "111".
Some "Huey" sub-routines generate violent and/or sexually-oriented non
sequiturs.
To maintain the day-to-day functioning of lac.talks, many operations
(manifesting as "posters" or "personae") are programmed to initiate
response. The "nu-monet" operation refers responses to
bandwidth-wasting Flash cartoons. The "Stang" routine is a
self-referential over-program that links to the "Church" program and
the "Sub-Genius" meta-operation.
The rare "Sternodox" program generates large text entries with phrases
like
"one hundred thousand million shit-eating dicks butt-fucking the dead
Hitler zombie".
In fact, the entire posting function of the "angelicusrex" and other
similar sub-routines is a very common operation,occurring approximately
once every 2.5 months. These sub-routines follow a very predictable
challenge/response pattern and evoke the "pile on" response.
Here's a very simple proof.
Did you think you were "talking" to "Stang"? You weren't. Nobody has
ever talked to "Stang". Nobody as ever met "Stang". "Stang" does not
make public appearances. "Stang" does not run the "Church of the
Sub-Genius". "Stang" did not "write" "The Book of the Sub-Genius".
There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no "DJ
Epoch".
It's all just one big machine
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 11:14:33 -0800
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On 4 Mar 2005 10:39:18 -0800, "frater S.O.D.D.I."
wrote:
>
>angelicusrex wrote:
>
>> SHUT UP! I MEAN IT THIS TIME! SHUT UP AND DIE!
>
>See, your problem all this time is that you think you've been
>addressing real human beings.
>
>stall.ack is not comprised of actual living creatures.
>
>tall.sack is actually a machine made up of words...
>
>If you input various key words into the matrix of the machine, you will
>evoke certain pre-programmed responses. Some operations are triggered
>by multiple word usages by a single operator.
>
>For instance, the phrase "you're a homophobe" will usually result in
>the response keyword "faggot" by one or more routines. Not pretty,
>certainly inelegant, but a simple reflexive response.
>
>Posts that trigger the "nenslo" operation will result in replies that
>contain the keywords "SHUT UP" and "dumbass". The "purple" program
>responds "exactly". The "j'lahn" function spits out "111".
>
>Some "Huey" sub-routines generate violent and/or sexually-oriented non
>sequiturs.
>
>To maintain the day-to-day functioning of lac.talks, many operations
>(manifesting as "posters" or "personae") are programmed to initiate
>response. The "nu-monet" operation refers responses to
>bandwidth-wasting Flash cartoons. The "Stang" routine is a
>self-referential over-program that links to the "Church" program and
>the "Sub-Genius" meta-operation.
>
>The rare "Sternodox" program generates large text entries with phrases
>like
>"one hundred thousand million shit-eating dicks butt-fucking the dead
>Hitler zombie".
>
>In fact, the entire posting function of the "angelicusrex" and other
>similar sub-routines is a very common operation,occurring approximately
>once every 2.5 months. These sub-routines follow a very predictable
>challenge/response pattern and evoke the "pile on" response.
>
>Here's a very simple proof.
>
>Did you think you were "talking" to "Stang"? You weren't. Nobody has
>ever talked to "Stang". Nobody as ever met "Stang". "Stang" does not
>make public appearances. "Stang" does not run the "Church of the
>Sub-Genius". "Stang" did not "write" "The Book of the Sub-Genius".
>
>There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no "DJ
>Epoch".
>
>It's all just one big machine
NO HAY BANDA
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run
up and kick her in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
- Jack Handey
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 23:25:04 -0800
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In article <1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> angelicusrex wrote:
>
> > SHUT UP! I MEAN IT THIS TIME! SHUT UP AND DIE!
>
> See, your problem all this time is that you think you've been
> addressing real human beings.
>
> stall.ack is not comprised of actual living creatures.
>
> tall.sack is actually a machine made up of words...
>
> If you input various key words into the matrix of the machine, you will
> evoke certain pre-programmed responses. Some operations are triggered
> by multiple word usages by a single operator.
>
> For instance, the phrase "you're a homophobe" will usually result in
> the response keyword "faggot" by one or more routines. Not pretty,
> certainly inelegant, but a simple reflexive response.
>
> Posts that trigger the "nenslo" operation will result in replies that
> contain the keywords "SHUT UP" and "dumbass". The "purple" program
> responds "exactly". The "j'lahn" function spits out "111".
>
> Some "Huey" sub-routines generate violent and/or sexually-oriented non
> sequiturs.
>
> To maintain the day-to-day functioning of lac.talks, many operations
> (manifesting as "posters" or "personae") are programmed to initiate
> response. The "nu-monet" operation refers responses to
> bandwidth-wasting Flash cartoons. The "Stang" routine is a
> self-referential over-program that links to the "Church" program and
> the "Sub-Genius" meta-operation.
>
> The rare "Sternodox" program generates large text entries with phrases
> like
> "one hundred thousand million shit-eating dicks butt-fucking the dead
> Hitler zombie".
>
> In fact, the entire posting function of the "angelicusrex" and other
> similar sub-routines is a very common operation,occurring approximately
> once every 2.5 months. These sub-routines follow a very predictable
> challenge/response pattern and evoke the "pile on" response.
>
> Here's a very simple proof.
>
> Did you think you were "talking" to "Stang"? You weren't. Nobody has
> ever talked to "Stang". Nobody as ever met "Stang". "Stang" does not
> make public appearances. "Stang" does not run the "Church of the
> Sub-Genius". "Stang" did not "write" "The Book of the Sub-Genius".
>
> There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no "DJ
> Epoch".
>
> It's all just one big machine
A Dread at the controls!
pb
Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 11:01:57 GMT
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"polar bear" wrote in message
news:040320052325042284%bear@pole.com...
> In article <1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> > angelicusrex wrote:
> >
> > > SHUT UP! I MEAN IT THIS TIME! SHUT UP AND DIE!
> >
> > See, your problem all this time is that you think you've been
> > addressing real human beings.
> >
> > stall.ack is not comprised of actual living creatures.
> >
> > tall.sack is actually a machine made up of words...
> >
> > If you input various key words into the matrix of the machine, you
will
> > evoke certain pre-programmed responses. Some operations are
triggered
> > by multiple word usages by a single operator.
> >
> > For instance, the phrase "you're a homophobe" will usually result in
> > the response keyword "faggot" by one or more routines. Not pretty,
> > certainly inelegant, but a simple reflexive response.
> >
> > Posts that trigger the "nenslo" operation will result in replies
that
> > contain the keywords "SHUT UP" and "dumbass". The "purple" program
> > responds "exactly". The "j'lahn" function spits out "111".
> >
> > Some "Huey" sub-routines generate violent and/or sexually-oriented
non
> > sequiturs.
> >
> > The ArWeGod subroutines insert themselves into others' posts after
the
> > fact in an attempt to seem self-important.
> >
> > To maintain the day-to-day functioning of lac.talks, many operations
> > (manifesting as "posters" or "personae") are programmed to initiate
> > response. The "nu-monet" operation refers responses to
> > bandwidth-wasting Flash cartoons. The "Stang" routine is a
> > self-referential over-program that links to the "Church" program and
> > the "Sub-Genius" meta-operation.
> >
> > The rare "Sternodox" program generates large text entries with
phrases
> > like
> > "one hundred thousand million shit-eating dicks butt-fucking the
dead
> > Hitler zombie".
> >
> > In fact, the entire posting function of the "angelicusrex" and other
> > similar sub-routines is a very common operation,occurring
approximately
> > once every 2.5 months. These sub-routines follow a very predictable
> > challenge/response pattern and evoke the "pile on" response.
> >
> > Here's a very simple proof.
> >
> > Did you think you were "talking" to "Stang"? You weren't. Nobody has
> > ever talked to "Stang". Nobody as ever met "Stang". "Stang" does not
> > make public appearances. "Stang" does not run the "Church of the
> > Sub-Genius". "Stang" did not "write" "The Book of the Sub-Genius".
> >
> > There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no
"DJ
> > Epoch".
> >
> > It's all just one big machine
>
> A Dread at the controls!
I knew you were going to say that.
--
ArWeMechanical
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 05:47:28 GMT
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In article <1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> Some "Huey" sub-routines generate violent and/or sexually-oriented non
> sequiturs.
Yet oddly enough, although sometimes quite vigorous, I have never been
rough trade, except for that time I paddled J'Lahn until parts of his
ass bulged through the holes I drilled in "The Persuader" to give it
more pissazz.
--
HellPope Huey
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
The longer I live,
the larger allowances
I make for human infirmities.
- John Wesley
"If a fully grown adult
in reasonable control of his faculties
wants to plunge a syringe full of lighter fluid
into his urethra and piss fire,
as long as he does it in the privacy
of his own asbestos bathroom,
I will flick the Bic."
- Dennis Miller, "I Rant, Therefore I Am"
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 17 Mar 2005 12:14:59 GMT
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in
news:1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
> There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no "DJ
> Epoch".
>
> It's all just one big machine
>
I am not a machine. I am a free-range mass of protoplasm and spleen by-
products, with a pleasing lemony fragrence.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 16:50:11 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in
> news:1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>
> > There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no "DJ
> > Epoch". It's all just one big machine
> >
> I am not a machine. I am a free-range mass of protoplasm and spleen by-
> products, with a pleasing lemony fragrence.
He also carries around a large leather pouch of what he claims is beef
jerky. When he offers you some, decline politely. Could be Kitty, could
be Rover, could be a neighbor's kid, could be one of his own
regenerating foreskins, YOU DON'T KNOW! Just say no to the Epoch Jerky.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a beautiful morning... ah, same to you
"The problem with Ireland is
that it's a country full of genius,
but with absolutely no talent."
- Hugh Leonard
Sometimes fate hits you
with the Clown Hammer of Circumstance
and there's nothing to do but sit there
and watch the little birds fly around your head.
- Tara Calishain, ResearchBuzz
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 17 Mar 2005 19:32:54 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-EBF671.10520517032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in
>> news:1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey", no "DJ
>> > Epoch". It's all just one big machine
>> >
>> I am not a machine. I am a free-range mass of protoplasm and spleen by-
>> products, with a pleasing lemony fragrence.
>
> He also carries around a large leather pouch of what he claims is beef
> jerky. When he offers you some, decline politely. Could be Kitty, could
> be Rover, could be a neighbor's kid, could be one of his own
> regenerating foreskins, YOU DON'T KNOW! Just say no to the Epoch Jerky.
>
It's not bad for you... it's only Soylent Pink.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 12:02:28 -0800
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in
>
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-EBF671.10520517032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> > In article ,
> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> >> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in
> >> news:1109961558.355214.272040@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
> >>
> >> > There is no "nenslo", no "Artemia Salina", no "HellPope Huey",
no "DJ
> >> > Epoch". It's all just one big machine
> >> >
> >> I am not a machine. I am a free-range mass of protoplasm and
spleen by-
> >> products, with a pleasing lemony fragrence.
> >
> > He also carries around a large leather pouch of what he claims is
beef
> > jerky. When he offers you some, decline politely. Could be Kitty,
could
> > be Rover, could be a neighbor's kid, could be one of his own
> > regenerating foreskins, YOU DON'T KNOW! Just say no to the Epoch
Jerky.
> >
>
> It's not bad for you... it's only Soylent Pink.
Charlton Heston comes out of X-tian Fundy
retirement to make this low budget
movie with his new friend and producer
Michael Moore.
-Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
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