The Last Transaction of Christ
Posted by:: quirk@syntac.net
Date: 7 Mar 2005 09:16:53 -0800
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I have a question.
If you take me to a movie, you give the cashier the ticket price, and
then I get to see the movie.
There are three parties in the transaction: You, the benefactor, me,
the beneficiary, and the CASHIER, who provides the good being paid for,
in this case entrance to see a movie.
Now, If Christ "paid" for our sins, then he, like you, is my
benefactor, and if I get salvation, then I am the beneficiary.
The question I have is WHO IS THE CASHIER?
WHO did Christ pay for my salvation?
Who benefited from the Crucification? Who held the debt for our "sins?"
Thanks.
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 09:30:56 -0800
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quirk@syntac.net wrote:
> WHO did Christ pay for my salvation?
>
> Who benefited from the Crucification? Who held the debt for our
"sins?"
The Robert Stigwood Organization.
Posted by:: "Quirk"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 09:39:50 -0800
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just john wrote:
> quirk@syntac.net wrote:
> > WHO did Christ pay for my salvation?
> The Robert Stigwood Organization.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother?
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 09:31:05 -0800
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q...@syntac.net wrote:
> I have a question.
>
....
>
> The question I have is WHO IS THE CASHIER?
>
> WHO did Christ pay for my salvation?
>
> Who benefited from the Crucification? Who held the debt for our
"sins?"
>
> Thanks.
Ask the Church Lady. She would ask back: "Could it be... SATAN?!?"
After all, look where JC went right after crucifiction (intentionally
misspelled). Why? To swipe his karmic credit card!!
Posted by:: schmuel
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 12:33:06 -0600
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In article <1110216665.932357.129150@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> q...@syntac.net wrote:
> > I have a question.
> >
> ....
> >
> > The question I have is WHO IS THE CASHIER?
> >
> > WHO did Christ pay for my salvation?
> >
> > Who benefited from the Crucification? Who held the debt for our
> "sins?"
> >
> > Thanks.
>
> Ask the Church Lady. She would ask back: "Could it be... SATAN?!?"
>
> After all, look where JC went right after crucifiction (intentionally
> misspelled). Why? To swipe his karmic credit card!!
Ha-ha! That's as funny as the Holoco$t!
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 10:52:37 -0800
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If He got it wholesale, maybe it was for Half A Cost.
Posted by:: "Zadok"
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:55:35 GMT
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Quirk:
He paid God his father.
You have God the son, dying, to save you, the benefactor.
To save you from what?? The wrath of God!!
Therefore you have a god, who made you, and this god having the power of
prophesy, knew when he made you, that you would sin, and screw up his
perfect creation.
Now follow along. The world got so bad, that God decided to fix things.
HOW?? Kill everyone off, with the flood. But then he lets Noah and his
family live, but with his power of prophesy, he knew it wouldn't work.
Another screw up.
So then things get bad again, so God now decides the only way to fix things,
is to send his son to earth, so that God can then make a sacrifice of his
son, to himself and that will forgive all those evil people that God made in
the first place, and allow them eternal life.
Now all this is even though God tells us in Deuteronomy 12: 31, that
sacrificing a son or a daughter to a god is an abomination to him.
So, back to your question.
God is the cashier. He charges you, the sinner, that he made, the life of
his son, to appease his anger of having screwed up creation in the first
place.
None of it ever claimed to be logical.
Smile.
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 11:48:15 -0800
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Supranatural News Service:
"Johoviah Prime Accused of Paying for Son's Death"
The Heavens were shocked today at the annoucnment that Johoviah,(a.k.a.
"God", The Great Spirit", and "Bob") was indicted by the Heavanly Host
Polcie Department for alledgidly paying to have his one and only son,
"Jesus" killed.
The murder took place at approx. 34 AD when "God" had Jesus crucified
in order to pay for the accumlated sins of his pet monkeys or "humans"
on his Summer Vaction Planet, "Earth."
"I told him when I sold him the place those humans were dangerous!"
God's neighbor and ex-business partner Zeus told reporters. I wanted to
smite them all but my wife thought they were cute."
God's golf parnter, Thor, told reporters "I spent one decade there as
God's guest, and those stupid assholes started to worship me." "I
complained to God about it, but I think he actually enjoyed their
antics. They were even starting to worship him AND his son!"
Police Dective Janis, said today in a prepaired ststement: "Jehovia was
cuaght up in this worship, he encouraged it from the "humans" even
wriing laws forbiding them to worship others. When his son, Jesus,
tried to talk the more intelligenct humans to ignore God's and just
live your life, God got extreamly Jeloius and had the head monkeys of
his "temple" kill Jesus."
The Heaveanly hosted have placed the planet Earth in quarentine and are
checking the inhabitants for any possible communicable diseases.
Aphrodite, the Monority Leader of the Heavanly Host declared they
entire planet should be put down to prevent these "human" minkeys form
spreading their filth and ill mannors through the universe.
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 11:54:32 -0800
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Yes. Your God has proven to be a mean, petty, vengeful, and now, thanks
to your explanation, incompetant administrator of reality. So then He
sends His kid out to "clean the yard" of all the shit the "pets" dumped
there. Oh, and God is a sadist, too. Ask Job. So, how unfortunate that
your God is an abusive parent. He better get counseling. Or get his
kids taken away to be put in "Bob"'s Foster Home For Slackless Children.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 12:50:39 -0800
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On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:55:35 GMT, "Zadok"
wrote:
>Quirk:
>
>He paid God his father.
>
>You have God the son, dying, to save you, the benefactor.
>
>To save you from what?? The wrath of God!!
>
>Therefore you have a god, who made you, and this god having the power of
>prophesy, knew when he made you, that you would sin, and screw up his
>perfect creation.
>
>Now follow along. The world got so bad, that God decided to fix things.
>HOW?? Kill everyone off, with the flood. But then he lets Noah and his
>family live, but with his power of prophesy, he knew it wouldn't work.
>Another screw up.
>
>So then things get bad again, so God now decides the only way to fix things,
>is to send his son to earth, so that God can then make a sacrifice of his
>son, to himself and that will forgive all those evil people that God made in
>the first place, and allow them eternal life.
>
>Now all this is even though God tells us in Deuteronomy 12: 31, that
>sacrificing a son or a daughter to a god is an abomination to him.
>
>So, back to your question.
>
>God is the cashier. He charges you, the sinner, that he made, the life of
>his son, to appease his anger of having screwed up creation in the first
>place.
>
>None of it ever claimed to be logical.
>
>Smile.
>
well I guess if you're God, you either do things in circles, or You
get really bored.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 12:21:15 -0800
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>None of it ever claimed to be logical.
>Smile
{Stands up and claps}
Posted by:: "greggery peccary" <.@.>
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 18:20:44 -0800
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> I have a question.
>
> If you take me to a movie, you give the cashier the ticket price, and
> then I get to see the movie.
>
> There are three parties in the transaction: You, the benefactor, me,
> the beneficiary, and the CASHIER, who provides the good being paid for,
> in this case entrance to see a movie.
>
> Now, If Christ "paid" for our sins, then he, like you, is my
> benefactor, and if I get salvation, then I am the beneficiary.
>
> The question I have is WHO IS THE CASHIER?
>
> WHO did Christ pay for my salvation?
>
> Who benefited from the Crucification? Who held the debt for our "sins?"
>
> Thanks.
>
the rev. bob dobbs