The Fox Blocker
Posted by:: Modemac
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 13:59:46 GMT
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http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only $8.95!
--
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http://www.modemac.com/
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:27:18 -0800
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<,This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only
$8.95!>>
I have a cheaper solution. Its called the on/off switch.
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 14:20:39 -0500
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:27:18 -0800, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> I have a cheaper solution. Its called the on/off switch.
You know, around here you can't even throw out a TV set
without a special permit. The vacuum contained in the
picture tube is considered hazardous waste.
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:05:49 +1000
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> You know, around here you can't even throw out a TV set
> without a special permit. The vacuum contained in the
> picture tube is considered hazardous waste.
you know they have to import that shit from outer space. you can't just
release it into the atmosphere. or release the atmosphere into it.
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:39:51 -0500
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:05:49 +1000, nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>> You know, around here you can't even throw out a TV set
>> without a special permit. The vacuum contained in the
>> picture tube is considered hazardous waste.
>
>
> you know they have to import that shit from outer space. you can't just
> release it into the atmosphere. or release the atmosphere into it.
They say that there's a lot of dust in outer space. I guess they
have to use a VACUUM CLEANER on the stuff before they put it in
the tubes! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!
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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:49:44 -0800
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:39:51 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:
>On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:05:49 +1000, nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>>
>>> You know, around here you can't even throw out a TV set
>>> without a special permit. The vacuum contained in the
>>> picture tube is considered hazardous waste.
>>
>>
>> you know they have to import that shit from outer space. you can't just
>> release it into the atmosphere. or release the atmosphere into it.
>
>They say that there's a lot of dust in outer space. I guess they
>have to use a VACUUM CLEANER on the stuff before they put it in
>the tubes! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!
"Bob" is the man with the tube, my poor confused child.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Tiny purple fishes
run laughing through your fingers
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:13:31 -0800
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> <,This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
> that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only
> $8.95!>>
>
> I have a cheaper solution. Its called the on/off switch.
I have a cheaper solution than that. It's called not being a fucking idiot.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:45:56 GMT
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In article <42465D1A.845C3D49@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> >
> > <,This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
> > that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only
> > $8.95!>>
> >
> > I have a cheaper solution. Its called the on/off switch.
>
> I have a cheaper solution than that. It's called not being a fucking idiot.
Yeah, but Home Depot doesn't sell that. Switches are a lot faster to
install and seem to last longer, too.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:14:29 -0700
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> I have a cheaper solution than that. It's called not being a fucking
> idiot.
Interesting...Why don't you try that sometime, chum?
A.R. "The other dumb idiot..."
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 09:45:36 -0700
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Modemac wrote:
>
> http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
>
> This guy went and did something about Fox News:
> He made a device that's especially designed to
> block out Fox from your TV. Only $8.95!
>
I suppose that's the po'bucker version of setting
the knob of your TV to PBS then removing it, so
you won't have awful, terrible, bad thoughts
penetrating your ignoranceosphere.
--
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http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"The Silver Sphere is about twice the size of a
billiard ball. It has a couple of very sharp hooks
built into it. It flies through the air, attaches
itself to your forehead, and digs in. Then a drill
comes out and pierces your skull just above the
bridge of the nose, while blood spurts out the other
end. I hate it when that happens."
-- Roger Ebert
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:57:32 -0500
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Modemac wrote:
>
>>http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
>>
>>This guy went and did something about Fox News:
>>He made a device that's especially designed to
>>block out Fox from your TV. Only $8.95!
>>
>
>
> I suppose that's the po'bucker version of setting
> the knob of your TV to PBS then removing it, so
> you won't have awful, terrible, bad thoughts
> penetrating your ignoranceosphere.
>
>
Except during pledge drive week.
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:07:19 -0800
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>ignoranceosphere.
Fantastic new word, man!
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 10:30:46 -0500
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In article <1111864039.101371.131590@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
Paul Casino wrote:
> >ignoranceosphere.
>
> Fantastic new word, man!
>
Has anybody used "IDIOCRACY"? That term came winging out of Princess
Wei's mouth the other day.
IDIOCRACY as meaning "any government or leadership"
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Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:40:57 +1000
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <1111864039.101371.131590@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> Paul Casino wrote:
>
>
>>>ignoranceosphere.
>>
>>Fantastic new word, man!
>>
>
>
> Has anybody used "IDIOCRACY"? That term came winging out of Princess
> Wei's mouth the other day.
>
> IDIOCRACY as meaning "any government or leadership"
>
u lucky bastard, she's deep...
my first reaction was 'rule by the idiots'
but... ...
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:33:07 GMT
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In article <3nqa41tjf2h91j92f9orelf3mhsmil1frj@4ax.com>,
Modemac wrote:
> http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
>
> This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
> that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only $8.95!
Well FUCK, if I use that, I'll miss "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons."
--
HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank
Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives
"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:31:16 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> "C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
> - "The West Wing"
Please don't. I haven't showered yet.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:44:35 -0800
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Modemac wrote:
http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
>This guy went and did something >about Fox News: He made a device
>that's especially designed to block >out Fox from your TV. Only
$8.95!
Yeah I really like looking at Bill O' Reilly's Jabba the Hutt face.
It's very entertaining. He gets so hyped up for a heart attack yelling
at his guests I enjoy the way the 20 gallons of make up swish swash
from one end to another. Sometimes I think he's doing the re-inactment
at the end of the Indiana Jones movie when they open up the "Ark".
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:38:43 -0800
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 13:59:46 GMT, Modemac wrote:
>http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
>
>This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
>that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only $8.95!
it really is kind of funny that somebody invented a high-tech device
just because changing the channel isn't ENOUGH for him.
What would be cool and would serve the same purpose would be a remote
control where you have one button that says "Change the channel" and
another one that said "Change the channel DAMMIT" and the second one
sends some kind of message to the Nielsen ratings people.
some people would spend hours a day just changing the channel. And
the profits go to "BOB"!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
And this...
(((
:>(
(((
...might mean you're unhappy because you have gills.
iggy topo
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 12:52:00 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
>it really is kind of funny that somebody invented a high-tech device
>just because changing the channel isn't ENOUGH for him.
>What would be cool and would serve the same purpose would be a remote
control where you have >one button that says "Change the channel" and
another one that said "Change the channel >DAMMIT" and the second one
sends some kind of message to the Nielsen >ratings people.
>some people would spend hours a day just changing the channel. And
>the profits go to "BOB"!
I keep trying to give up to much T.V. because every now and then my
face pops up on the screen staring at me, and the caption says "your
face staring at you!"
Well at least it motivates me to take my multi-vitamin.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 13:40:43 -0800
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On 26 Mar 2005 12:52:00 -0800, "krustymadfaker"
wrote:
>I keep trying to give up to much T.V. because every now and then my
>face pops up on the screen staring at me, and the caption says "your
>face staring at you!"
>
>Well at least it motivates me to take my multi-vitamin.
I was watching TV once and there were these guys sitting on a beach,
and there were hot wimmin with hot bodies running up and down the
beach, playing volleyball and other titty-jiggling activities.
I was channel-surfing, and so I am sitting here watching this, trying
to figure out what I'm watching. And I was doing this for a while in
automatic-pilot mode ... and if you really watch yourself doing this
and think about it, you realize that most of the time you are doing
things first, and then it is a secondary activity for your mind to
observe what you're already doing and put into words what it is. And
in this particular case I find myself trying to put into words what
exactly I'm doing and why I'm watching this little slice of TV
mindlessness. I'm just doing it ... but wait, what am I doing here?
And I realized, I was trying to figure out whether this was a
commercial or a show. Because I am channel-surfing, so if it's a
commercial I want to wait it out to see if the show is any good, but
if it's the show then I am going to skip it.
And then the reality of that just hit me. I CAN'T TELL THE
COMMERCIALS FROM THE SHOWS.
Which, I realized, is actually pretty funny.
So it was at that point that I stopped watching TV. I have never
really regretted it.
I have watched a couple of shows, I watched the X-Files for a while at
my girlfriend's house, and I watched the Sopranos, although in that
case a friend was taping it for me.
TV was very easy to get addicted to but it wasn't a difficult
addiction for me to break.
And it's weird, because when I stopped doing it, although I would
probably have told you I didn't spend much time watching TV, I found
myself with hours and hours more time on my hands than I had in the
past.
I read books, and that was when I started writing music, and short
stories again, which I did years ago but had just never gotten around
to for years. In fact I found I was doing all the things I really
wanted to do in life in general but somehow never managed to do
before.
It had some kind of effect on me psychologically too ... I think,
subconsciously, people measure themselves and their lives against what
they see on TV ... TV becomes the peer group, the tribe. For me there
was a distinct shift, I no longer had a sense of ... I don't know how
to put it exactly ... like, "I should be more like this, why aren't I
more like that?" Where "this" and "that" were images of a person and
a life style that was kind of trendy and hip, or something.
Personally I think there was a subconscious drive to "fit in" with a
peer group that only existed in my mind, and which was, really, based
on TV. I never really noticed it was there until it was gone, and I
was trying to figure out what had changed.
Well I try not to evangelize, anything, so pardon me for being on a
soapbox about it. I loathe ex-smokers or born-again Xstains or other
people telling you what you NEED to do and all that.
But killing my television was the best thing I ever did.
Fortunately I got "Bob" off MTV before I did.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed... Oh, Wait!! He Does!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 22:07:48 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> But killing my television was the best thing I ever did.
You lying sack of hippo dung, everyone can see that Watchman in your
shirt pocket.
--
HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank
Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives
"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 17:07:06 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
>I was watching TV once and there were these guys sitting on a beach,
and there were hot wimmin with hot bodies running up and down the
beach, playing volleyball >and other titty-jiggling >activities.
>I was channel-surfing, and so I am sitting here watching this, trying
to figure out what I'm watching. And I was doing this for a while in
automatic-pilot mode ... and >if you really watch yourself doing this
and think about it, you realize that most of the time you are doing
things first, and then it is a >secondary activity for your mind to
observe what you're already doing and put into words what it is. And
in this particular case I find myself trying to put into >words what
exactly I'm doing and why I'm watching this little slice of TV
>mindlessness. I'm just doing it ... but wait, what am I doing here?
>And I realized, I was trying to figure out whether this was a
commercial or a show. Because I am channel-surfing, so if it's a
>commercial I want to wait it out to see if the show is any good, but
if it's the show then I am >going to skip it.
>And then the reality of that just hit me. I CAN'T TELL THE
COMMERCIALS FROM >THE SHOWS.
>Which, I realized, is >actually pretty funny.
>So it was at that point that I stopped watching TV. I have never
>really regretted it.
>I have watched a couple of shows, I watched the X-Files for a while at
my girlfriend's house, and I watched the Sopranos, although in that
case a friend was taping it >for me.
>TV was very easy to get addicted to but it wasn't a difficult
>addiction for me to break.
>And it's weird, because when I stopped doing it, although I would
probably have told you I didn't spend much time watching TV, I found
myself with hours and hours more time on my hands than I had in the
>past.
>I read books, and that was when I started writing music, and short
stories again, which I did years ago but had just never gotten around
to for years. In fact I found I was doing all the things I really
>wanted to do in life in general but somehow never managed to do
>before.
>It had some kind of effect on me psychologically too ... I think,
subconsciously, people measure themselves and their lives against what
they see on TV ... TV >becomes the peer group, the tribe. For me there
was a distinct shift, I no longer had a sense of ... I don't know how
to put it exactly ... like, "I should be more like this, why aren't I
more like that?" Where "this" and "that" >were images of a person and
a life style that was kind of trendy and hip, or something.
Personally I think there was a subconscious drive to "fit in" with a
peer group that only existed in my mind, and which was, really, based
on TV. I never really noticed it was there until it was gone, and I
>was trying to figure out >what had changed.
>Well I try not to evangelize, anything, so pardon me for being on a
soapbox about it. I loathe ex-smokers or born-again Xstains or other
people telling you what you >NEED to do and all that.
>But killing my television was the best thing I ever >did.
>Fortunately I got "Bob" off >MTV before I did.
Thats a damn good post. Leave him alone HellPope, your Hippo Dung
jokes are better spent on NENSIE-HIP-TOE-LOW.
Just kidding HellPope they better spent on me I need some of that Hippo
Dung joke on me and my new brown suede shoes!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Because the arm of this conspiratorial government-within-
the-government is evil incarnate! They -it- will stop at nothing! They
stole half of Nebraska!" - Sam Devereaux in The Road to Omaha (by
Robert Ludlum)
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 03:30:16 GMT
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In article <1111885626.268367.26940@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"krustymadfaker" wrote:
> Thats a damn good post. Leave him alone HellPope, your Hippo Dung
> jokes are better spent on NENSIE-HIP-TOE-LOW.
> Just kidding HellPope they better spent on me I need some of that Hippo
> Dung joke on me and my new brown suede shoes!!
Its so expensive because its as hard as hell to COLLECT. When one has
gas, that's an added hazard, so the price goes up. Being fecally blatted
upon by a hippo really changes your perspective. Its like alt.slack,
only wetter.
--
HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank
Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives
"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Mar 2005 17:45:04 GMT
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Modemac wrote in
news:3nqa41tjf2h91j92f9orelf3mhsmil1frj@4ax.com:
> http://mambo.foxblocker.com/
>
> This guy went and did something about Fox News: He made a device
> that's especially designed to block out Fox from your TV. Only $8.95!
>
Which proves the St. George Carlin Theory of Sales Fleecing:
"If you take two things that have never been nailed together before, and
nail them together, SOME SCHMUCK WILL BUY IT FROM YOU!!"
KeeeRist on a flaming napalm bagel. HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU NEURAL DEFECTIVES
HEARD OF JUST LOCKING OUT THE CHANNEL??!?! Most every TV made since George
H.W. Dumbfuck was Prez has the ability to mark a channel as "DELETED".
If you're still using a TV with a fucking KNOB for a channel selector then
you DESERVE to watch Fox.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 13:35:00 -0800
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<
"If you take two things that have never been nailed together before,
and
nail them together, SOME SCHMUCK WILL BUY IT FROM YOU!!" <<
Or a Harley-Davidson Sticker.
Or a Dobbshead
Or Modonna
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 27 Mar 2005 23:15:32 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in
news:1111959300.083873.110350@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
> <
>
> "If you take two things that have never been nailed together before,
> and
> nail them together, SOME SCHMUCK WILL BUY IT FROM YOU!!" <<
>
> Or a Harley-Davidson Sticker.
>
> Or a Dobbshead
>
> Or Modonna
>
>
Or anything with Terri Schiavo's picture on it.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 10:40:27 -0500
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Ha ha ha, I get it! Until they get this special box, humans watch TV
that they don't want to watch! Ahahaha. That's funny.
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 30 Mar 2005 16:32:53 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:280320051040277361%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
>
> Ha ha ha, I get it! Until they get this special box, humans watch TV
> that they don't want to watch! Ahahaha. That's funny.
>
why YES! It's all being FORCE-FED into them by those evil THEM people!
Just like cars have that "new car" smell that makes people want to burn
large amounts of gas driving all over nowhere just to INHALE THE VAPORS NEW
CARS GIVE OFF, so too do they turn on the tv because IT NUMBS THE BRAIN AND
MAKES THEM NOT THINK which makes the bad "real world" go away in favor of
"The Real World" and watching some other goons suffer through eating
maggots or screaming at each other because someone's not building a
motorcycle fast enough or whatever the fuck the latest "reality-du-jour"
happens to be.
And you know what evil accessory will probably be left off of the next
generation of TV's??
... can you even GUESS??
...the "OFF" switch!
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: saint bubba
Date: Sun, 03 Apr 2005 22:13:32 +0000
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On 30 Mar 2005 16:32:53 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
>news:280320051040277361%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
>
>>
>> Ha ha ha, I get it! Until they get this special box, humans watch TV
>> that they don't want to watch! Ahahaha. That's funny.
>>
>
>why YES! It's all being FORCE-FED into them by those evil THEM people!
>Just like cars have that "new car" smell that makes people want to burn
>large amounts of gas driving all over nowhere just to INHALE THE VAPORS NEW
>CARS GIVE OFF, so too do they turn on the tv because IT NUMBS THE BRAIN AND
>MAKES THEM NOT THINK which makes the bad "real world" go away in favor of
>"The Real World" and watching some other goons suffer through eating
>maggots or screaming at each other because someone's not building a
>motorcycle fast enough or whatever the fuck the latest "reality-du-jour"
>happens to be.
>
i've always preferred reality-au-jus, with a nice side of spinach
greens and roasted garlic. contrary to popular belief,
reality-a-la-mode is just sticky and leaves an oily residue on the
kitchen table. the only thing ive found good from the teevee is the
satellite radio stations, and the one that plays all the old 1930's
serials.
st bubba
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 4 Apr 2005 11:24:59 GMT
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saint bubba wrote in
news:qeq051dlq8ldd6egaqeel2v9glifc9e502@4ax.com:
> On 30 Mar 2005 16:32:53 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
>>news:280320051040277361%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
>>
>>>
>>> Ha ha ha, I get it! Until they get this special box, humans watch TV
>>> that they don't want to watch! Ahahaha. That's funny.
>>>
>>
>>why YES! It's all being FORCE-FED into them by those evil THEM people!
>>Just like cars have that "new car" smell that makes people want to burn
>>large amounts of gas driving all over nowhere just to INHALE THE VAPORS
>>NEW CARS GIVE OFF, so too do they turn on the tv because IT NUMBS THE
>>BRAIN AND MAKES THEM NOT THINK which makes the bad "real world" go away
>>in favor of "The Real World" and watching some other goons suffer
>>through eating maggots or screaming at each other because someone's not
>>building a motorcycle fast enough or whatever the fuck the latest
>>"reality-du-jour" happens to be.
>>
> i've always preferred reality-au-jus, with a nice side of spinach
> greens and roasted garlic. contrary to popular belief,
> reality-a-la-mode is just sticky and leaves an oily residue on the
> kitchen table. the only thing ive found good from the teevee is the
> satellite radio stations, and the one that plays all the old 1930's
> serials.
>
> st bubba
I prefer my reality medium-rare with a slice of onion and a side of fries.
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