That other dumb guy

Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 00:28:33 -0800

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He is all like "Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck! I hate you so much!!" and
everybody just goes "Oh mercy how shocking" and pretends to stifle a
yawn but then pretending to yawn makes them yawn for real.

Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:55:56 GMT

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I am soooooo sick of all this negativity, so please shut up SHUT UP oh
please wont you please shut up, SHUT UP shurt upo! shut upitty up! shut up
shut up sh u t u p

S H U T U P

stop it and shut up, be more positive and SHUT UP and SHUT UP and shut up!!!
please for the love of god please SHUT UP i told my doctor about you she
said that negative bad SHUT UP my eyes are burning, tears on teh keyboard
right now, PLEASE SHUT UP , ,, SHUT UP, thoose poor people you trap PLEASE
stop it its NOT FUNNY please shut up, please Mr Nenslo PLEASE sir please
shoot up! shut up! suck it up and SHUT UP! damn shutty shutty two timer
openupoholic PLEASE shut up please SHUT it, shut up, oh my god so many
emotions, PLEASE SHUT UP oh god please , please, please NESLO stop being so
MEAN to people, oh please bloody shut up.

halt die Schnauze
cierre para arriba
ferme-la
chiuda in su
feche acima

arrestilo and it closes in on, it is more positive and TO CLOSE IN ON and
CLOSING IN ON and closing in on!!! I pray for the love of the God CLOSES IT
I pray IN ON has said my doctor to you approximately that it has said that
defective denied SLUICES to you IN ON my eyes they are being burnt, breaches
on the keyboard of teh the hour, I PRAY IT HAS CLOSED IN ON, IT HAS CLOSED
IN ON, poor people caught I PRAY the AMUSING arrest closed it the relative
one I pray in on, I pray the sig. Nenslo PLEASE of the thoose the getlteman
increases prays breathtakingly! it closes in on! succhilo in on and IT
CLOSES IN ON! it curses the two timer that shutty shutty openupoholic
sluices I PRAY in on satisfy CLOSE IT, they close in on, OH my God many
emotions, CLOSE I PRAY I pray IN ON the God of the OH, pray, I pray arrest
of NESLO that is so as to MEDIUM popular I pray, bleeding of the OH closed
in on

PLEASE STOP BEING SO MEAN!! why why you be so cruel, please be good and SHUT
UP PLEASE NENLSO shut it up and zip it up and button it up and PUT A GUARD
ON YOUR KEYBOARD protecting us from your non-shutupness

PLEASE BE QUIET

ITS NOT FUNNY, please NENSLO ssssstttooop it and
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up ,

Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:24:08 -0700

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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:MYR%d.7412$C7.3039@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>I am soooooo sick of all this negativity, so please shut up SHUT UP oh
> please wont you please shut up, SHUT UP shurt upo! shut upitty up! shut up
> shut up sh u t u p
>
> S H U T U P
>
> stop it and shut up, be more positive and SHUT UP and SHUT UP and shut
> up!!!
> please for the love of god please SHUT UP i told my doctor about you she
> said that negative bad SHUT UP my eyes are burning, tears on teh keyboard
> right now, PLEASE SHUT UP , ,, SHUT UP, thoose poor people you trap PLEASE
> stop it its NOT FUNNY please shut up, please Mr Nenslo PLEASE sir please
> shoot up! shut up! suck it up and SHUT UP! damn shutty shutty two timer
> openupoholic PLEASE shut up please SHUT it, shut up, oh my god so many
> emotions, PLEASE SHUT UP oh god please , please, please NESLO stop being
> so
> MEAN to people, oh please bloody shut up.
>
> halt die Schnauze
> cierre para arriba
> ferme-la
> chiuda in su
> feche acima
>
> arrestilo and it closes in on, it is more positive and TO CLOSE IN ON and
> CLOSING IN ON and closing in on!!! I pray for the love of the God CLOSES
> IT
> I pray IN ON has said my doctor to you approximately that it has said that
> defective denied SLUICES to you IN ON my eyes they are being burnt,
> breaches
> on the keyboard of teh the hour, I PRAY IT HAS CLOSED IN ON, IT HAS CLOSED
> IN ON, poor people caught I PRAY the AMUSING arrest closed it the relative
> one I pray in on, I pray the sig. Nenslo PLEASE of the thoose the
> getlteman
> increases prays breathtakingly! it closes in on! succhilo in on and IT
> CLOSES IN ON! it curses the two timer that shutty shutty openupoholic
> sluices I PRAY in on satisfy CLOSE IT, they close in on, OH my God many
> emotions, CLOSE I PRAY I pray IN ON the God of the OH, pray, I pray arrest
> of NESLO that is so as to MEDIUM popular I pray, bleeding of the OH closed
> in on
>
> PLEASE STOP BEING SO MEAN!! why why you be so cruel, please be good and
> SHUT
> UP PLEASE NENLSO shut it up and zip it up and button it up and PUT A GUARD
> ON YOUR KEYBOARD protecting us from your non-shutupness
>
> PLEASE BE QUIET
>
> ITS NOT FUNNY, please NENSLO ssssstttooop it and
> shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up ,
>
>

It would be nice if Nenslo would shut up, too. Don't you think?

A.R.

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 15:17:32 -0800

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<>

Then who will tell us that we all suck?

Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 02:31:47 -0700

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> <>
>
> Then who will tell us that we all suck?
>

Oh, I could do it on occasion, if it were absolutely necessary.

A.R. Superbad(smelling) ass...

Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:03:47 -0500

Posted by:: phy
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:34:43 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:220320051003473975%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:

> God damn it, stop making me yawn by talking about yawning.

Walk up to someone, gently touch their bare arm with your fingertip and
softly say "itch" and I guarantee they will scratch their arm.

-phy

Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 01:26:15 -0700

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:220320051003473975%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <423FD72E.9A2D7640@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
>> He is all like "Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck! I hate you so much!!" and
>> everybody just goes "Oh mercy how shocking" and pretends to stifle a
>> yawn but then pretending to yawn makes them yawn for real.
>
> God damn it, stop making me yawn by talking about yawning.
>
> --
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> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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> SubGenius
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I get it, you two guys are like adorable high-school goofs in some teenage
Buddy movie, waiting for your first real fuck you crack weak jokes to make
each other grin until you can get your rocks off with some big titty virgin!
Boy I wish I could be in your clique! Er, I mean church!

A.R.

Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 10:19:53 -0500

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In article <423FD72E.9A2D7640@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> He is all like "Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck! I hate you so much!!" and
> everybody just goes "Oh mercy how shocking" and pretends to stifle a
> yawn but then pretending to yawn makes them yawn for real.

I usually find that guy fairly funny on account of the cartoon-like
nature of his spewings, but since I know he's faking they're low
priority and I tend to skip over them a lot. But he shouldn't feel
singled out, my copy of alt.slack shows over 28,000 unread posts. I
guess I should go ahead and mark the old ones "read" so it doesn't take
so long to load in. But it's only been a few months since the last time
I did that! 28,000 posts in a few months. FUUUUUCK. GROSSSSSS.

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 15:16:13 -0800

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> In article <423FD72E.9A2D7640@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > He is all like "Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck! I hate you so much!!" and
> > everybody just goes "Oh mercy how shocking" and pretends to stifle a
> > yawn but then pretending to yawn makes them yawn for real.
>
> I usually find that guy fairly funny on account of the cartoon-like
> nature of his spewings, but since I know he's faking they're low
> priority and I tend to skip over them a lot.

That's just the problem - he isn't convincing. You can tell it's just a
lot of bluster and show, someone pretending real hard to be King
Superbadass, and not succeeding.

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 15:15:45 -0800

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< and
everybody just goes "Oh mercy how shocking" and pretends to stifle a
yawn but then pretending to yawn makes them yawn for real. >>

Yea, his "hate" is that stupid "Conspiracy Hate" like you see on TV or
at the Republican National Convention.

Like everything the "con" does, its so fake and tranparent that evne
Nenslo can see through it.